Incompetent #MAGA Chud sent explosive devices to Clintons, Obamas, Joe Biden, Cory Booker, CNN, James Clapper, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, San Diego Union-Tribune

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

It was an anarchist who sees an opportunity to engage in an accelerationist action to bring the inevitable political violence forward.

 

NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT!

[skillzdadirecta]

Maxine Waters got one too apparently.

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

This was such an amateurish effort that whoever sent them should be damned well ashamed of themselves.

 

I mean, the bloody Anarchist Cookbook does a great job of providing step-by-step instructions!

[SaysWho?]

Chuck Schumer Relieved He’s Never Taken Stance Meaningful Enough To Have Someone Mail Him Explosive

 

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WASHINGTON—Following reports that incendiary devices had been sent to Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and George Soros, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer expressed relief Wednesday that he has never taken a stance meaningful enough to inspire someone to mail him an explosive. “Phew, this is where constantly equivocating and avoiding any issue that’s even remotely controversial really pays off,” said Schumer (D-NY), adding that he was thankful his persistent lack of political courage had all but guaranteed no one would ever be angry enough with him to “do something crazy or violent.” “I really dodged a bullet there! Hopefully if I just keep my head down and stay focused on tacitly supporting the status quo, I’ll keep out of the line of fire.” At press time, Schumer had issued a tepid statement urging Americans to consider all sides in the matter.

 

[elbobo]

1 hour ago, osxmatt said:

Yikes.

 

 

why would the wires go to both ends, don't they just need to go to the blasting cap?

[PaladinSolo]

2 minutes ago, elbobo said:

 

why would the wires go to both ends, don't they just need to go to the blasting cap?

Probably don't work, I mean none of them went off, which means either they weren't supposed to, or were poorly made.

[Boyle5150]

@JohnnyPhatsaqs

I would like to know how you feel about all this?

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

2 minutes ago, PaladinSolo said:

Probably don't work, I mean none of them went off, which means either they weren't supposed to, or were poorly made.

The book is pretty damned clear on how to make 'em work!

[mclumber1]

2 minutes ago, PaladinSolo said:

Probably don't work, I mean none of them went off, which means either they weren't supposed to, or were poorly made.

 

Maybe the person who made them went to Trump University, and their education was so bad they thought it would work.

[RedSoxFan9]

 

[RedSoxFan9]

 

no one cares about cuomo 

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

11 minutes ago, RedSoxFan9 said:

 

no one cares about cuomo 

Probably figured he does more damage to the Democratic Party just by being alive.

[Greatoneshere]

1 hour ago, mclumber1 said:

 

Fair enough.  I see your point. I just disagree that it was likely a GOPer. 

 

I didn't mean to imply it was a mainline GOPer, just someone on the right, fringe most likely, but on the right all the same. It could be a super fringe leftist, but that's more doubtful to me. 

[CitizenVectron]

1 hour ago, mclumber1 said:

 

Fair enough.  I see your point. I just disagree that it was likely a GOPer. 

 

I think it was likely someone who votes for the GOP. I don't think many people would believe that it would be someone associated with the party itself, just a crazed person(s) who are nuts and support the GOP/their agenda.

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

Let's turn this into a D1P Game Giveaway contest!

[CastlevaniaNut18]

1 hour ago, mclumber1 said:

 

Yes?  The theory that this was some mainline GOP operation makes about as much sense as it being a false flag by the Democrats. 

Who said it was a mainline anything? People who do this shit are nutjobs. But they usually have an ideology behind it.

[RedSoxFan9]

I’m surprised the FBI hasn’t pinned it on a brown kid yet

[Chris-]

7 minutes ago, SFLUFAN said:

Let's turn this into a D1P Game Giveaway contest!

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

The horse's supple balls

Upon the sex worker did blew

[RedSoxFan9]

 

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

9 minutes ago, RedSoxFan9 said:

 

Stop, Little Marco!  There's only so aroused I can get!

[skillzdadirecta]

1 hour ago, CitizenVectron said:

 

I think it was likely someone who votes for the GOP. I don't think many people would believe that it would be someone associated with the party itself, just a crazed person(s) who are nuts and support the GOP/their agenda.

 

Whoever it is they CLEARLY watch a lot of Fox News... must be someone who really wanted Hillary to be President 

[Boyle5150]

1 minute ago, skillzdadirecta said:

 

must be someone who really wanted Hillary to be President 

Then this should be easy.... search all 10 of their houses and see who is the guilty one.

[LazyPiranha]

2 hours ago, SFLUFAN said:

Let's turn this into a D1P Game Giveaway contest!

 

Sponsored by the ghost of William Powell.

[thewhyteboar]

 

Trump's favorite Hitler Youth ass-sniffer is on the case.

 

[Jason]

3 minutes ago, thewhyteboar said:

 

Trump's favorite Hitler Youth ass-sniffer is on the case.

 

 

 

[elbobo]

3 hours ago, SFLUFAN said:

Let's turn this into a D1P Game Giveaway contest!

 

I'm going all in on Q-conspiracy idiot 

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

53 minutes ago, LazyPiranha said:

 

Sponsored by the ghost of William Powell.

Who?

[LazyPiranha]

26 minutes ago, SFLUFAN said:

Who?

[Chris-]

Damn, I think Wade owes us all copies of RDR2 now.

[Kal-El814]

40 minutes ago, SFLUFAN said:

Who?

I'm honestly shocked!

[RedSoxFan9]

 

hell yeah bitch

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

Well, shit!  Total brain lapse there!

[Xbob42]

A truly bizarre publicity stunt to keep Larry the Cable Guy relevant... Bold, indeed.

[Keyser_Soze]

4 hours ago, RedSoxFan9 said:

I’m surprised the FBI hasn’t pinned it on a brown kid yet

 

Well if you've seen the bombs it clearly couldn't have been one.

[Brick]

This is the kind of shit Trump has emboldened.