Bacon Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S3xB0t Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 respect deez nuts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted August 30 Author Share Posted August 30 Just now, S3xB0t said: respect deez nuts no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShader Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 The fortune cookie cannot lie! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 My sister once got a fortune that read "Refer to the fortune in the next cookie". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 Every time I got Chinese with one of my exes and she asked me what my fortune was, I said, "you just had dinner with a bitch." She got SO MAD. I wonder why it didn't work out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted August 30 Author Share Posted August 30 25 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said: Every time I got Chinese with one of my exes and she asked me what my fortune was, I said, "you just had dinner with a bitch." She got SO MAD. I wonder why it didn't work out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 I will say I generally refer to D1P as 'the boys', and you are the only one my wife knows by name. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dualhunter Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 I had one in French that had a typo. I think it was supposed to say that I would make a good lawyer but with the typo it was more like fry a good lawyer unless it was saying I'd fry a good avocado (avocat doubles for lawyer and avocado). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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