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"An Ode to Horse Balls" - a D1P RDR2 contest


Commissar SFLUFAN

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Had some trouble with my sweetheart's Pa 
One of her brothers was a bad outlaw 
I wrote a letter to my Uncle Spud And 
I rode away on the balls of a Tennessee Stud 
On the balls of a Tennessee Stud 
The Tennessee Stud's sack was long and lean 
The color of the sun and his cock was green 
He had the skin and he had the blood 
There never was a sack like on the Tennessee Stud

 

RIP Johnny

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I know I’m too late but what the hell

 

 

To love

 

I see my love prancing in fields away

but my boys are here to play

 

oh how big you have grow

And boy do I have something to show

much like the tumble weed

i have waited to blow (my load)

 

Lets go rolling in the hay

For I have neigh

for my owners revolver,

doesnt match my big problem solver

 

 

 

 

 

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14 hours ago, SFLUFAN said:

@Bloodporne - turns out I have one final PS4 code.  Are you interested or were you just not impressed enough by what you played at your friend's house to bother?

@SFLUFAN Honestly, I would definitely give it another shot because I found the overall world so impressive. I would very thankfully use it, that's for sure.

 

It's a game I actively WANT to like despite my initial anger at the controls, so I'd certainly use it once I find time!

 

PS: How do you get these codes, promos? Just curious.

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