TheShader Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 According to wiki, the official list consists of: Andrew Adams Connecticut Yes John Adams Massachusetts Yes Samuel Adams Massachusetts Yes Yes Thomas Adams Virginia Yes Abraham Baldwin Georgia Yes John Banister Virginia Yes Josiah Bartlett New Hampshire Yes Yes Richard Bassett Delaware Yes Gunning Bedford Jr. Delaware Yes John Blair Jr. Virginia Yes William Blount North Carolina Yes Carter Braxton Virginia Yes David Brearley New Jersey Yes Jacob Broom Delaware Yes Pierce Butler South Carolina Yes Charles Carroll Maryland Yes Daniel Carroll Maryland Yes Yes Samuel Chase Maryland Yes Abraham Clark New Jersey Yes William Clingan Pennsylvania Yes George Clymer Pennsylvania Yes Yes John Collins Rhode Island Yes Francis Dana Massachusetts Yes Jonathan Dayton New Jersey Yes John Dickinson Delaware Yes Yes William Henry Drayton South Carolina Yes James Duane New York Yes William Duer New York Yes William Ellery Rhode Island Yes Yes William Few Georgia Yes Thomas Fitzsimons Pennsylvania Yes William Floyd New York Yes Benjamin Franklin Pennsylvania Yes Yes Elbridge Gerry Massachusetts Yes Yes Nicholas Gilman New Hampshire Yes Nathaniel Gorham Massachusetts Yes Button Gwinnett Georgia Yes Lyman Hall Georgia Yes Alexander Hamilton New York Yes John Hancock Massachusetts Yes Yes John Hanson Maryland Yes Cornelius Harnett North Carolina Yes Benjamin Harrison V Virginia Yes John Hart New Jersey Yes John Harvie Virginia Yes Joseph Hewes North Carolina Yes Thomas Heyward Jr. South Carolina Yes Yes Samuel Holten Massachusetts Yes William Hooper North Carolina Yes Stephen Hopkins Rhode Island Yes Francis Hopkinson New Jersey Yes Titus Hosmer Connecticut Yes Samuel Huntington Connecticut Yes Yes Richard Hutson South Carolina Yes Jared Ingersoll Pennsylvania Yes William Jackson South Carolina Yes Thomas Jefferson Virginia Yes Daniel of St. Thomas Jenifer Maryland Yes William Samuel Johnson Connecticut Yes Rufus King Massachusetts Yes John Langdon New Hampshire Yes Edward Langworthy Georgia Yes Henry Laurens South Carolina Yes Francis Lightfoot Lee Virginia Yes Yes Richard Henry Lee Virginia Yes Yes Francis Lewis New York Yes Yes Philip Livingston New York Yes William Livingston New Jersey Yes James Lovell Massachusetts Yes Thomas Lynch Jr. South Carolina Yes James Madison Virginia Yes Henry Marchant Rhode Island Yes John Mathews South Carolina Yes James McHenry Maryland Yes Thomas McKean Delaware Yes Yes Arthur Middleton South Carolina Yes Thomas Mifflin Pennsylvania Yes Gouverneur Morris[a] New York Yes Pennsylvania Yes Lewis Morris New York Yes Robert Morris Pennsylvania Yes Yes Yes John Morton Pennsylvania Yes Thomas Nelson Jr. Virginia Yes William Paca Maryland Yes Robert Treat Paine Massachusetts Yes William Paterson New Jersey Yes John Penn North Carolina Yes Yes Charles Pinckney South Carolina Yes Charles Cotesworth Pinckney South Carolina Yes George Read Delaware Yes Yes Joseph Reed Pennsylvania Yes Daniel Roberdeau Pennsylvania Yes Caesar Rodney Delaware Yes George Ross Pennsylvania Yes Benjamin Rush Pennsylvania Yes Edward Rutledge South Carolina Yes John Rutledge South Carolina Yes Nathaniel Scudder New Jersey Yes Roger Sherman Connecticut Yes Yes Yes James Smith Pennsylvania Yes Jonathan Bayard Smith Pennsylvania Yes Richard Dobbs Spaight North Carolina Yes Richard Stockton New Jersey Yes Thomas Stone Maryland Yes George Taylor Pennsylvania Yes Edward Telfair Georgia Yes Matthew Thornton New Hampshire Yes Nicholas Van Dyke Delaware Yes George Walton Georgia Yes John Walton Georgia Yes George Washington Virginia Yes John Wentworth Jr. New Hampshire Yes William Whipple New Hampshire Yes John Williams North Carolina Yes William Williams Connecticut Yes Hugh Williamson North Carolina Yes James Wilson Pennsylvania Yes Yes John Witherspoon New Jersey Yes Yes Oliver Wolcott Connecticut Yes Yes George Wythe Virginia Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 Button Gwinnett looks a bit soft in his image Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 William Williams looks like a complete pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShader Posted March 19, 2023 Author Share Posted March 19, 2023 3 minutes ago, best3444 said: William Williams looks luke a complete pussy. Plus, probably not very bright. I can't imagine a parent's best attempt at naming their son was just to name him after your own surname were very creative people. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 Every single one of them. They were short, fat, had terrible nutrition, probably riddled with intestinal parasites and rickets, and were drunk off their asses 24/7. Most of them had slaves so they never did a lick of any kind of physical labor. The only one who gives me pause is Gouverneur Morris. He died because he stuck a whalebone up his own dick. That's terrifying. A man who's willing to do that is capable of anything. 4 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 Nothing tough has ever come out of Connecticut, so I'd start with literally all them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShader Posted March 20, 2023 Author Share Posted March 20, 2023 7 minutes ago, sblfilms said: Nothing tough has ever come out of Connecticut, so I'd start with literally all them. I'd watch this John Wick style movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 Basically what @thewhyteboar said. Just to name names I'll say Phillip Livingston. What a dork! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 I mean George Wythe looks like Dobby the house elf from Harry Potter, pretty sure I could take him 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 Any and all of them, at the same time. They’re fucking dead. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShader Posted March 20, 2023 Author Share Posted March 20, 2023 4 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: They’re fucking dead. Did you just make an open threat to the founders of our country? Reported to the FBI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 10 minutes ago, TheShader said: Did you just make an open threat to the founders of our country? Reported to the FBI. I’d like to get one of them to report me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 I could take John Adams, for sure. George Washington not so much. He was a big dude with extra Chad energy and may have allegedly kind of started the Seven Years War, I'm sure he could throw hands. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShader Posted March 21, 2023 Author Share Posted March 21, 2023 2 hours ago, Fizzzzle said: I could take John Adams, for sure. George Washington not so much. He was a big dude with extra Chad energy and may have allegedly kind of started the Seven Years War, I'm sure he could throw hands. Safe bets. You never mess with George Washington, that's rule number 1 of founding fathers, but also John Adams seems the type to squeal and fall to the ground at the first sign of physical conflict. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimpleG Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 9 minutes ago, TheShader said: You never mess with George Washington He got an inch on me but i got him by 40 pounds and i can grapel pretty good. Franklin is the one i want nothing to do with. Man likely had enough clap he could pass it to you with just a dirty look. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 1 hour ago, SimpleG said: Man likely had enough clap he could pass it to you with just a dirty look. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokra Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 5 hours ago, Fizzzzle said: I could take John Adams, for sure. George Washington not so much. He was a big dude with extra Chad energy and may have allegedly kind of started the Seven Years War, I'm sure he could throw hands. I heard that.... motherfucker's got like.... 30 goddamn dicks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 Oh yeah I forgot James Madison is like 5'3" and he wrote passive aggressively using a lot of double negatives. He may be the father of the Constitution but he's 100% a straight bitch. He's like that roommate who leaves sticky notes about "other people" walking too loud when you know he's talking about you, but he doesn't have the nuts to say it to your face. (He's also the last president to personally lead troops into battle while president, so there's at least some evidence he was prepared to fuck shit up, so don't sleep on him... Still, I'd bet on myself) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 Seriously, you can tell who wrote each Federalist Paper by the measurement of dick energy. Madison writes so passive aggressively it's like you KNOW he'd be a Ben Shapiro beta bitch if he was alive today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 Don't forget the gout. All these fools were mainlining port like it was nothing. Just brush their knee with a feather and they will be in agonizing pain. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 4 minutes ago, thewhyteboar said: Don't forget the gout. All these fools were mainlining port like it was nothing. Just brush their knee with a feather and they will be in agonizing pain. You're on a roll with making me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 Does Caesar Rodney have time to prepare? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 57 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said: Does Caesar Rodney have time to prepare? Why you gotta pick on a cancer survivor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Keyser_Soze said: Why you gotta pick on a cancer survivor? He's been dead for hundreds of years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted March 21, 2023 Share Posted March 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Kal-El814 said: He's been dead for hundreds of years. @SaysWho? Will decide how long Caesar Rodney has been dead for. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaku3 Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 I can guarentee that I only fear Hamilton on that list because he founded my city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShader Posted March 24, 2023 Author Share Posted March 24, 2023 3 hours ago, Zaku3 said: I can guarentee that I only fear Hamilton on that list because he founded my city. Hamilton is on another level. He was the ghetto white trash of the founding fathers. If we're judging founding fathers by assigning them to an alcoholism stereotype, Hamilton is the guy that is way too quick to smash a bottle over his own head and scream 'YOU GOTTA PROBLEM!?' while shoving the broken remnants of the bottle in your face. Like he begged to be on the battlefield during the war while constantly being given cushy respected jobs that others would kill for. I wouldn't fuck with him, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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