Do you think the founding thinkers of the Abrahamic religions were too stupid to envision cyborg maidens?

[unogueen]

There's all sorts of cool stuff in the bible, but not a single robot of ill-repute to my recollection. If the King James were to be updated, should such anachronisms be fixed to purport the current truth?

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

16 minutes ago, unogueen said:

There's all sorts of cool stuff in the bible, but not a single robot of ill-repute to my recollection. If the King James were to be updated, should such anachronisms be fixed to purport the current truth?

 

Are you sure that King David wasn't a synthetic being?

[unogueen]

Just now, Commissar SFLUFAN said:

 

Are you sure that King David wasn't a synthetic being?

No he was just gay.

edit: Or like 'society' fake?

[Mr.Vic20]

Now why would the Hebrews need that when they have golems? 

[unogueen]

Golems are good, but the art is lacking. That and the curse.

[Mr.Vic20]

Right but with a flute you can put them to sleep and get a lot of gold! 

[unogueen]

Fucking video games.

[Mr.Vic20]

That will fry your peener. 

[Bacon]

1 hour ago, Mr.Vic20 said:

Now why would the Hebrews need that when they have golems? 

Golem - MGE Wiki

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A doll typically made of clay, stone or mud, that has had life breathed into it using sorcery. Golems can have a variety of abilities depending on their purpose, however, these golems are monsters powered by a succubus' mana, and they’re specialized for copulating with men and milking semen. Their purpose is to assault men, store up semen, and then bring a portion of it back to someone.