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Imagine spending $44B to protect the right for conservatives to tell the one "joke" they have.

 

Also the Babylon Bee being "modeled after The Onion" is like saying I model my body after Ryan Gosling's. True in that we're both white men on earth and that's abooooooout it.

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4 hours ago, CitizenVectron said:

 

 

It’s interesting, isn’t it?  Obviously the man is coping, but also, IS it actually a coincidence that Grimes, a progressive socialist empath with appreciation/love of arts, culture and environmental health, would chose out of the blue to marry a quasi-bigoted, emotionally and culturally-stunted libertarian capitalist billionare?

 

Kinda weird, right? What could they possibly have in common? What's the point of attraction there?

 

Also weird: Grimes' obsession with being a world princess, appreciating power, numerous Game of Thrones references telegraphed in her recent work, etc.

 

And wasn't there a story about her hooking up with Chealsea Manning? The plot thickens

 

Starting to see the big picture? 

 

IS it that Grimes has been slipping into indoctrination in his cult…OR is it that she's a double agent for Pitchfork.media and all relevant spheres of culture, gathering intel to use against the techbro syndicate to ultimately enact her vision of change from within?

 

The trade off of course is that Elon, blind to what empowered women are like, unwittingly becomes a concubine in her empire and in return for this he receives occasional needs fulfilled, all while she becomes the power behind the throne and eventually inherits his businesses and wealth for the progressive left.

 

And if he doesn't sign away his fortune, the other outcome might be having to deal with the sheer volume of documented unethical actions in a court of law gathered by Grimes to be used in toppling it.

 

Why hasn’t anyone else figured this out yet? Am I the only one here capable of perceiving the realiti of this situation?

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10 minutes ago, mozart_beercan69 said:

 

It’s interesting, isn’t it?  Obviously the man is coping, but also, IS it actually a coincidence that Grimes, a progressive socialist empath with appreciation/love of arts, culture and environmental health, would chose out of the blue to marry a quasi-bigoted, emotionally and culturally-stunted libertarian capitalist billionare?

 

Kinda weird, right? What could they possibly have in common? What's the point of attraction there?

 

Also weird: Grimes' obsession with being a world princess, appreciating power, numerous Game of Thrones references telegraphed in her recent work, etc.

 

And wasn't there a story about her hooking up with Chealsea Manning? The plot thickens

 

Starting to see the big picture? 

 

IS it that Grimes has been slipping into indoctrination in his cult…OR is it that she's a double agent for Pitchfork.media and all relevant spheres of culture, gathering intel to use against the techbro syndicate to ultimately enact her vision of change from within?

 

The trade off of course is that Elon, blind to what empowered women are like, unwittingly becomes a concubine in her empire and in return for this he receives occasional needs fulfilled, all while she becomes the power behind the throne and eventually inherits his businesses and wealth for the progressive left.

 

And if he doesn't sign away his fortune, the other outcome might be having to deal with the sheer volume of documented unethical actions in a court of law gathered by Grimes to be used in toppling it.

 

Why hasn’t anyone else figured this out yet? Am I the only one here capable of perceiving the realiti of this situation?

Who fucking cares about rich people’s lives? 

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22 minutes ago, mozart_beercan69 said:

 

It’s interesting, isn’t it?  Obviously the man is coping, but also, IS it actually a coincidence that Grimes, a progressive socialist empath with appreciation/love of arts, culture and environmental health, would chose out of the blue to marry a quasi-bigoted, emotionally and culturally-stunted libertarian capitalist billionare?

 

Kinda weird, right? What could they possibly have in common? What's the point of attraction there?

 

Also weird: Grimes' obsession with being a world princess, appreciating power, numerous Game of Thrones references telegraphed in her recent work, etc.

 

And wasn't there a story about her hooking up with Chealsea Manning? The plot thickens

 

Starting to see the big picture? 

 

IS it that Grimes has been slipping into indoctrination in his cult…OR is it that she's a double agent for Pitchfork.media and all relevant spheres of culture, gathering intel to use against the techbro syndicate to ultimately enact her vision of change from within?

 

The trade off of course is that Elon, blind to what empowered women are like, unwittingly becomes a concubine in her empire and in return for this he receives occasional needs fulfilled, all while she becomes the power behind the throne and eventually inherits his businesses and wealth for the progressive left.

 

And if he doesn't sign away his fortune, the other outcome might be having to deal with the sheer volume of documented unethical actions in a court of law gathered by Grimes to be used in toppling it.

 

Why hasn’t anyone else figured this out yet? Am I the only one here capable of perceiving the realiti of this situation?

 

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1 hour ago, mozart_beercan69 said:

 

It’s interesting, isn’t it?  Obviously the man is coping, but also, IS it actually a coincidence that Grimes, a progressive socialist empath with appreciation/love of arts, culture and environmental health, would chose out of the blue to marry a quasi-bigoted, emotionally and culturally-stunted libertarian capitalist billionare?

 

Kinda weird, right? What could they possibly have in common? What's the point of attraction there?

 

Also weird: Grimes' obsession with being a world princess, appreciating power, numerous Game of Thrones references telegraphed in her recent work, etc.

 

And wasn't there a story about her hooking up with Chealsea Manning? The plot thickens

 

Starting to see the big picture? 

 

IS it that Grimes has been slipping into indoctrination in his cult…OR is it that she's a double agent for Pitchfork.media and all relevant spheres of culture, gathering intel to use against the techbro syndicate to ultimately enact her vision of change from within?

 

The trade off of course is that Elon, blind to what empowered women are like, unwittingly becomes a concubine in her empire and in return for this he receives occasional needs fulfilled, all while she becomes the power behind the throne and eventually inherits his businesses and wealth for the progressive left.

 

And if he doesn't sign away his fortune, the other outcome might be having to deal with the sheer volume of documented unethical actions in a court of law gathered by Grimes to be used in toppling it.

 

Why hasn’t anyone else figured this out yet? Am I the only one here capable of perceiving the realiti of this situation?

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1 hour ago, mozart_beercan69 said:

 

It’s interesting, isn’t it?  Obviously the man is coping, but also, IS it actually a coincidence that Grimes, a progressive socialist empath with appreciation/love of arts, culture and environmental health, would chose out of the blue to marry a quasi-bigoted, emotionally and culturally-stunted libertarian capitalist billionare?

 

Kinda weird, right? What could they possibly have in common? What's the point of attraction there?

 

Also weird: Grimes' obsession with being a world princess, appreciating power, numerous Game of Thrones references telegraphed in her recent work, etc.

 

And wasn't there a story about her hooking up with Chealsea Manning? The plot thickens

 

Starting to see the big picture? 

 

IS it that Grimes has been slipping into indoctrination in his cult…OR is it that she's a double agent for Pitchfork.media and all relevant spheres of culture, gathering intel to use against the techbro syndicate to ultimately enact her vision of change from within?

 

The trade off of course is that Elon, blind to what empowered women are like, unwittingly becomes a concubine in her empire and in return for this he receives occasional needs fulfilled, all while she becomes the power behind the throne and eventually inherits his businesses and wealth for the progressive left.

 

And if he doesn't sign away his fortune, the other outcome might be having to deal with the sheer volume of documented unethical actions in a court of law gathered by Grimes to be used in toppling it.

 

Why hasn’t anyone else figured this out yet? Am I the only one here capable of perceiving the realiti of this situation?

 

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edit: Fuck me, got beat by a minute, it still fits and it's a message so nice it's worth saying twice

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2 hours ago, mozart_beercan69 said:

 

It’s interesting, isn’t it?  Obviously the man is coping, but also, IS it actually a coincidence that Grimes, a progressive socialist empath with appreciation/love of arts, culture and environmental health, would chose out of the blue to marry a quasi-bigoted, emotionally and culturally-stunted libertarian capitalist billionare?

 

Kinda weird, right? What could they possibly have in common? What's the point of attraction there?

 

Also weird: Grimes' obsession with being a world princess, appreciating power, numerous Game of Thrones references telegraphed in her recent work, etc.

 

And wasn't there a story about her hooking up with Chealsea Manning? The plot thickens

 

Starting to see the big picture? 

 

IS it that Grimes has been slipping into indoctrination in his cult…OR is it that she's a double agent for Pitchfork.media and all relevant spheres of culture, gathering intel to use against the techbro syndicate to ultimately enact her vision of change from within?

 

The trade off of course is that Elon, blind to what empowered women are like, unwittingly becomes a concubine in her empire and in return for this he receives occasional needs fulfilled, all while she becomes the power behind the throne and eventually inherits his businesses and wealth for the progressive left.

 

And if he doesn't sign away his fortune, the other outcome might be having to deal with the sheer volume of documented unethical actions in a court of law gathered by Grimes to be used in toppling it.

 

Why hasn’t anyone else figured this out yet? Am I the only one here capable of perceiving the realiti of this situation?


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Reuters: EXCLUSIVE Musk seeks to put in less money in new Twitter deal financing -sources.

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Elon Musk is in talks with large investment firms and high net-worth individuals about taking on more financing for his $44 billion acquisition of Twitter Inc and tying up less of his wealth in the...

 

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maybe we can not just post elon tweets with zero commentary. if there is a particular thing you feel needs to be pointed out fine but holy shit do I not want to read every stupid fucking thing he says, he went full chud we get it

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