prevail Posted November 28, 2021 Share Posted November 28, 2021 I take a shit every day and each time it clogs the toilet. I have tried all 3 toilets in the house and they clog every time. So, is there some way to purchase an industrial strength toilet from somewhere? Like even a prison type of toilet. There is actually one toilet in the house that is supposed to be good and it's stronger than most toilets, but it still clogs every time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted November 28, 2021 Share Posted November 28, 2021 poop knife threads go here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted November 28, 2021 Share Posted November 28, 2021 44 minutes ago, prevail said: I take a shit every day and each time it clogs the toilet. I have tried all 3 toilets in the house and they clog every time. So, is there some way to purchase an industrial strength toilet from somewhere? Like even a prison type of toilet. There is actually one toilet in the house that is supposed to be good and it's stronger than most toilets, but it still clogs every time. Yes you can get a stronger flushing toilet. Look on build.com, Koehler and Toto are probably the best upper tier brands. I actually just ordered the Kohler Betello with Continuous Clean and with a Bidet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted November 28, 2021 Share Posted November 28, 2021 3 minutes ago, prevail said: Nobody else in the house has problems flushing the toilets. It's not a fiber issue because sometimes I drink Metamucil, I eat an apple every day and I eat lots of salad. And I usually drink water only. What a mystery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted November 28, 2021 Share Posted November 28, 2021 Strong Toilet is @SuperSpreader's nickname 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted November 28, 2021 Share Posted November 28, 2021 @Jasonhelp this guy out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted November 28, 2021 Share Posted November 28, 2021 this guy shits 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 28, 2021 Share Posted November 28, 2021 15 minutes ago, stepee said: @Jasonhelp this guy out I'm pretty sure it's @best3444 who has experience with weak toilets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted November 28, 2021 Share Posted November 28, 2021 When I know I have a bad one coming, I flush once just after it starts to drop, then flush again once I’m done. It’s not a perfect system, but it does help me stay mostly clog-free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anathema- Posted November 28, 2021 Share Posted November 28, 2021 Ohioguy? Is that you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted November 28, 2021 Share Posted November 28, 2021 2 hours ago, Anathema- said: Ohioguy? Is that you? I wish. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted November 28, 2021 Share Posted November 28, 2021 I have an industrial type toilet in my apartment. It was brand new when I moved in. I still clog it so not sure what to tell you. 5 hours ago, TheLeon said: When I know I have a bad one coming, I flush once just after it starts to drop, then flush again once I’m done. It’s not a perfect system, but it does help me stay mostly clog-free I guess this does help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted November 28, 2021 Share Posted November 28, 2021 Get this toilet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 29, 2021 Share Posted November 29, 2021 3 hours ago, Kal-El814 said: Get this toilet. That toilet is probably illegal now, friggin' liberal snowflakes. Also that miso looks unsettling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted November 29, 2021 Share Posted November 29, 2021 I clogged my brother’s toilet TWICE in the three days we were up there. He somehow didn’t have a plunger, so we got one. Didn’t work, had to then get a snake and I snaked that bad boy. Two days later and I clogged it again. This has been a problem all my life. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted November 29, 2021 Share Posted November 29, 2021 Fucking courtesy flushes, my dudes. It's not just for the smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 On 11/29/2021 at 6:38 AM, Fizzzzle said: Fucking courtesy flushes, my dudes. It's not just for the smell. Except when you try to courtesy flush and it clogs and overflows while you're still trying to use it. edit: Yes, this did happen to me, in a public stall. I had to switch to the next stall with my pants down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 42 minutes ago, Rev said: Except when you try to courtesy flush and it clogs and overflows while you're still trying to use it. edit: Yes, this did happen to me, in a public stall. I had to switch to the next stall with my pants down. This happened to me once in college, it didn't overflow but it made it look like I'd clogged it by tossing in an unreasonable amount of toilet paper. Thankfully made it back to my room without anyone seeing me, but it was across the hall from me so I overheard the conversation when other people discovered it. Also I think it was a Friday and we had no housekeeping over the weekends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Joe Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8WthKp8/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 I was getting a new toilet for the kid's bathroom (one that was shorter and wasn't an oval shape so the childrens poo actually ended up in the water) and I saw one that advertised that it could flush 8 billiard balls (turns out it's 7!). Maybe look into that one. https://www.homedepot.com/p/Glacier-Bay-Power-Flush-2-Piece-1-28-GPF-Single-Flush-Elongated-Toilet-in-White-with-Slow-Close-Seat-Included-N2450E/308702440 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 11 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: I was getting a new toilet for the kid's bathroom (one that was shorter and wasn't an oval shape so the childrens poo actually ended up in the water) and I saw one that advertised that it could flush 8 billiard balls (turns out it's 7!). Maybe look into that one. https://www.homedepot.com/p/Glacier-Bay-Power-Flush-2-Piece-1-28-GPF-Single-Flush-Elongated-Toilet-in-White-with-Slow-Close-Seat-Included-N2450E/308702440 5,040 billiard balls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, Jason said: 5,040 billiard balls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 I hate myself that I got that joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 I’m actually working with some people on something for this that should completely solve the problem without needing more flushing power. Essentially the problem is all these toilet companies are all trying to reinvent a square wheel, it’s just never going to work right. Our product will have it essentially so that your poop first drops into a bucket before it hits the water. Then when you hit flush a retractable cover pulls over the bucket and then the device blends your poop into a liquid that then pours into the water and finally flushes. IF someone has such a problem that even the amount of liquid is too much to flush at once there is an option that automatically drains the bucket and flushes over time so you can move on with your day as it handles your business for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 2 hours ago, stepee said: I’m actually working with some people on something for this that should completely solve the problem without needing more flushing power. Essentially the problem is all these toilet companies are all trying to reinvent a square wheel, it’s just never going to work right. Our product will have it essentially so that your poop first drops into a bucket before it hits the water. Then when you hit flush a retractable cover pulls over the bucket and then the device blends your poop into a liquid that then pours into the water and finally flushes. IF someone has such a problem that even the amount of liquid is too much to flush at once there is an option that automatically drains the bucket and flushes over time so you can move on with your day as it handles your business for you. Don't be a fucking coward, just design a toilet with enough power that if you're still sitting when you flush, you're at risk for prolapse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 8 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said: Don't be a fucking coward, just design a toilet with enough power that if you're still sitting when you flush, you're at risk for prolapse. @Vitalsign Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 Due to my recent lifestyle change, my fecal output has dropped CONSIDERABLY. It's not that I'm constipated - it's that my body really does appear to be utilizing just about everything that I input into it and processing it effectively/efficiently to the extent that there really is very little excess waste matter to expel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Keyser_Soze Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 19 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: Due to my recent lifestyle change, my fecal output has dropped CONSIDERABLY. It's not that I'm constipated - it's that my body really does appear to be utilizing just about everything that I input into it and processing it effectively/efficiently to the extent that there really is very little excess waste matter to expel. So you don't need your strong toilet anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 Just now, Keyser_Soze said: So you don't need your strong toilet anymore? My toilet was never particularly strong to begin with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unogueen Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 2 hours ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: Due to my recent lifestyle change, my fecal output has dropped CONSIDERABLY. It's not that I'm constipated - it's that my body really does appear to be utilizing just about everything that I input into it and processing it effectively/efficiently to the extent that there really is very little excess waste matter to expel. You not eating or something. Trust me it's pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 Just now, unogueen said: You not eating or something. Trust me it's pretty good. I'm consuming around 1800 to 2000 calories/day. I know that I'm operating at a caloric deficit, but it's not a severe one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unogueen Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 That sounds on the nose. keep at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 2 hours ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: Due to my recent lifestyle change, my fecal output has dropped CONSIDERABLY. It's not that I'm constipated - it's that my body really does appear to be utilizing just about everything that I input into it and processing it effectively/efficiently to the extent that there really is very little excess waste matter to expel. Congrats on becoming a machine lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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