Movies They're making a movie called Cocaine Bear and it's not gay porn.

[Jason]

Elizabeth Banks to direct ‘Cocaine Bear’ movie about a real-life bear that ate 70 pounds of cocaine

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[Bacon]

I'll watch it if it is Jason Statham in a bear suit.

This:

plus this 

plus this

 

[Brick]

This sounds amazing.

[ort]

Yet ANOTHER movie about a bear eating 70 pounds of cocaine? Why can't Hollywood come up with any new ideas?

[Keyser_Soze]

 

 

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Inspired by the 1985 true story of a drug runner's plane crash, missing cocaine, and the black bear that ate it, this wild dark comedy finds an oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converging in a Georgia forest where a 500- pound apex predator has ingested a staggering amount of cocaine and gone on a coke-fueled rampage for more blow … and blood.

 

[Commissar SFLUFAN]

I KNEW this meme would return someday!

 

[stepee]

so IN

[Brian]

[Keyser_Soze]

16 minutes ago, stepee said:

so IN

 

As a fellow bear how accurate is this movie?

[stepee]

Just now, Keyser_Soze said:

 

As a fellow bear how accurate is this movie?

 

VERY

[Derek]

Oh, man. I've been waiting for a movie like this since 'The Revenant'. That bear scene left me wanting more.

 

Actually it left me depressed and emotionally exhausted, BUT this looks to be all of the fun in that scene and none of the sadness!

[Bloodporne]

I hope they trained a real bear to do blow for this movie. 

[stepee]

3 hours ago, Bloodporne said:

I hope they trained a real bear to do blow for this movie. 

 

Bears don’t need no training they just need a mound of cocaine!

[BloodyHell]

Cocaine Bear: The True Story Behind the Ultimate Party Animal

WWW.BACKPACKER.COM

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Georgia’s most infamous bruin—and the true-crime saga around him—is getting the Hollywood treatment in a new Elizabeth Banks-produced film. But the real tale is almost too wild...

 

the actual story. The bear died almost immediately, but his stomach was definitely full of blow. 

[silentbob]

This has Lake Placid vibes going for me, and I liked that movie. This looks like a fun romp and could be even better when I get a little other of mother nature’s herbs in me. 

[SoberChef]

Watched the trailer and immediately thought of this being something on "USA: Up All Night"!! 🤣🤣🤣

 

That said however, I wouldn't be opposed to watching it.

[Keyser_Soze]

They made a game, it's like an easy Pac Man

 

Cocaine Bear: The Rise of Pablo Escobear | Game | Cocaine Bear(2023)

WWW.COCAINEBEAR.MOVIE

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Play a 500-pound black bear who consumes a significant amount of cocaine and embarks on a drug-fueled rampage. Eat as many people and as much cocaine as you can, then share your score! Get In Line FEBRUARY 27

 

[Keyser_Soze]

 

[SoberChef]

Going to see it Sunday & I can't wait!!

[stepee]

My best friend along with ex poster Andrea and I already agreed we are going to get v high and stream this together it’s going to be so fun.

[ort]

So this is the first film in the phase one of the cocaine bear extended universe, right?

[TheLeon]

28 minutes ago, ort said:

So this is the first film in the phase one of the cocaine bear extended universe, right?

I’m currently working on a spec script for Heroin Kangaroo. 

[ort]

Fentanyl Ferrits, Adderall Duck, Horse horse, etc... there's just so many directions you can go...

[Brick]

Meth Gator

[stepee]

3 hours ago, ort said:

Fentanyl Ferrits, Adderall Duck, Horse horse, etc... there's just so many directions you can go...

 

IN for Adderall Duck so hard 

[EternallDarkness]

4 hours ago, Brick said:

Meth Gator

 

[SoberChef]

11 hours ago, TheLeon said:

I’m currently working on a spec script for Heroin Kangaroo. 

 

 What about Special K Koalas?

[TheLeon]

Fun movie! I normally avoid the theater when it’s busy, but I went to a prime time showing last night and it was a blast. 

[EternallDarkness]

more brutal than I expected   

[SoberChef]

Absolutely batshit insane bonkers and I loved it. Ridiculous in all the right & awesome ways possible for sure!

[Spork3245]

On 2/24/2023 at 8:44 PM, EternallDarkness said:

 

I guess I don’t understand the difference between a Florida alligator and a meth gator  

[unogueen]

That's literally a crocodile.

[Guest]

Banks has turned into a pretty decent filmmaker. Good on her.

[Greatoneshere]

1 hour ago, sblfilms said:

Banks has turned into a pretty decent filmmaker. Good on her.

 

Pitch Perfect 2 was a pretty solid debut, but I didn't see her Charlie's Angels reboot (though I heard divisive things, hard to parse from just people hating on women-led films online), how was that? Either way, this looks great.

[Guest]

10 minutes ago, Greatoneshere said:

 

Pitch Perfect 2 was a pretty solid debut, but I didn't see her Charlie's Angels reboot (though I heard divisive things, hard to parse from just people hating on women-led films online), how was that? Either way, this looks great.

I think Charlie’s issues are almost 100% the script. Just not good enough. But also, it’s not like a second time *female* director can be too picky when given the chance to direct a feature in Hollywood.