Jason Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Elizabeth Banks to direct ‘Cocaine Bear’ movie about a real-life bear that ate 70 pounds of cocaine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 I'll watch it if it is Jason Statham in a bear suit. This: plus this plus this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 This sounds amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ort Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Yet ANOTHER movie about a bear eating 70 pounds of cocaine? Why can't Hollywood come up with any new ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 Quote Inspired by the 1985 true story of a drug runner's plane crash, missing cocaine, and the black bear that ate it, this wild dark comedy finds an oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converging in a Georgia forest where a 500- pound apex predator has ingested a staggering amount of cocaine and gone on a coke-fueled rampage for more blow … and blood. 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 I KNEW this meme would return someday! 2 1 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 so IN 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 16 minutes ago, stepee said: so IN As a fellow bear how accurate is this movie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 Just now, Keyser_Soze said: As a fellow bear how accurate is this movie? VERY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 Oh, man. I've been waiting for a movie like this since 'The Revenant'. That bear scene left me wanting more. Actually it left me depressed and emotionally exhausted, BUT this looks to be all of the fun in that scene and none of the sadness! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodporne Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 I hope they trained a real bear to do blow for this movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 3 hours ago, Bloodporne said: I hope they trained a real bear to do blow for this movie. Bears don’t need no training they just need a mound of cocaine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyHell Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Cocaine Bear: The True Story Behind the Ultimate Party Animal WWW.BACKPACKER.COM Georgia’s most infamous bruin—and the true-crime saga around him—is getting the Hollywood treatment in a new Elizabeth Banks-produced film. But the real tale is almost too wild... the actual story. The bear died almost immediately, but his stomach was definitely full of blow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentbob Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 This has Lake Placid vibes going for me, and I liked that movie. This looks like a fun romp and could be even better when I get a little other of mother nature’s herbs in me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoberChef Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 Watched the trailer and immediately thought of this being something on "USA: Up All Night"!! 🤣🤣🤣 That said however, I wouldn't be opposed to watching it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 They made a game, it's like an easy Pac Man Cocaine Bear: The Rise of Pablo Escobear | Game | Cocaine Bear(2023) WWW.COCAINEBEAR.MOVIE Play a 500-pound black bear who consumes a significant amount of cocaine and embarks on a drug-fueled rampage. Eat as many people and as much cocaine as you can, then share your score! Get In Line FEBRUARY 27 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoberChef Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Going to see it Sunday & I can't wait!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 My best friend along with ex poster Andrea and I already agreed we are going to get v high and stream this together it’s going to be so fun. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ort Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 So this is the first film in the phase one of the cocaine bear extended universe, right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 28 minutes ago, ort said: So this is the first film in the phase one of the cocaine bear extended universe, right? I’m currently working on a spec script for Heroin Kangaroo. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ort Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Fentanyl Ferrits, Adderall Duck, Horse horse, etc... there's just so many directions you can go... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brick Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Meth Gator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 3 hours ago, ort said: Fentanyl Ferrits, Adderall Duck, Horse horse, etc... there's just so many directions you can go... IN for Adderall Duck so hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternallDarkness Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 4 hours ago, Brick said: Meth Gator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoberChef Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 11 hours ago, TheLeon said: I’m currently working on a spec script for Heroin Kangaroo. What about Special K Koalas? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLeon Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Fun movie! I normally avoid the theater when it’s busy, but I went to a prime time showing last night and it was a blast. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternallDarkness Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 more brutal than I expected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoberChef Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 Absolutely batshit insane bonkers and I loved it. Ridiculous in all the right & awesome ways possible for sure! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spork3245 Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 On 2/24/2023 at 8:44 PM, EternallDarkness said: I guess I don’t understand the difference between a Florida alligator and a meth gator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unogueen Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 That's literally a crocodile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sblfilms Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 Banks has turned into a pretty decent filmmaker. Good on her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 1 hour ago, sblfilms said: Banks has turned into a pretty decent filmmaker. Good on her. Pitch Perfect 2 was a pretty solid debut, but I didn't see her Charlie's Angels reboot (though I heard divisive things, hard to parse from just people hating on women-led films online), how was that? Either way, this looks great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sblfilms Posted February 28 Share Posted February 28 10 minutes ago, Greatoneshere said: Pitch Perfect 2 was a pretty solid debut, but I didn't see her Charlie's Angels reboot (though I heard divisive things, hard to parse from just people hating on women-led films online), how was that? Either way, this looks great. I think Charlie’s issues are almost 100% the script. Just not good enough. But also, it’s not like a second time *female* director can be too picky when given the chance to direct a feature in Hollywood. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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