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I just blew up the bathroom, like sweaty forehead and phone out reading Returnal psychoanalysis levels of power-shitting, and right when I opened the door, my female coworker was exactly in front of the bathroom door walking by. I made it so much worse by actually saying "oh hey what's up!" so she had to turn her head towards me and therefore her nose towards the charnel house. 

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3 hours ago, Fizzzzle said:

No shame. Why poop at home for free when you can get paid to do it at work.

 

I had a meeting at 9 I had to be on and the slow colon scraper seized me at like 8:30 so I was was literally held up from getting to the office over shit. :(

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9 hours ago, Bloodporne said:

I just blew up the bathroom, like sweaty forehead and phone out reading Returnal psychoanalysis levels of power-shitting, and right when I opened the door, my female coworker was exactly in front of the bathroom door walking by. I made it so much worse by actually saying "oh hey what's up!" so she had to turn her head towards me and therefore her nose towards the charnel house. 

 

Don't kink shame

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On 7/5/2021 at 10:54 PM, Keyser_Soze said:

You should weigh yourself before and after just to see how much waste you excreted.

This is never satisfying. I feel 5 pounds lighter, but the needle doesn’t move. 

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1 hour ago, TheLeon said:

This is never satisfying. I feel 5 pounds lighter, but the needle doesn’t move. 

 

One time I weighed 0.2 pounds heavier after pooping. 🤯 

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8 minutes ago, Joe said:

Bidet.

 

I wet the toilet paper before wiping, which does a pretty good job. The toilet is right next to the tub so it's really easy to do. Even a bidet would not solve the :sadsun: feeling of pooping shortly after the shower.

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3 minutes ago, Jason said:

 

I wet the toilet paper before wiping, which does a pretty good job. The toilet is right next to the tub so it's really easy to do. Even a bidet would not solve the :sadsun: feeling of pooping shortly after the shower.


It really would. You get the same feeling.

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6 minutes ago, Joe said:

@Jason I took some Miralax. Is it really going to take at least over a day to have an effect?

 

It can yes. But once you go it's :sun:

 

I usually take 2 capfuls at a time too. If you've never taken it before I wouldn't go too heavy on it unless you're just hanging around at home anyhow though.

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6 minutes ago, Jason said:

 

It can yes. But once you go it's :sun:

 

I usually take 2 capfuls at a time too. If you've never taken it before I wouldn't go too heavy on it unless you're just hanging around at home anyhow though.


I took one cap and ate like 6 prunes. Hoping for some relief before the end of the day ugh.

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4 minutes ago, Joe said:


I took one cap and ate like 6 prunes. Hoping for some relief before the end of the day ugh.

 

I'd tell you to take more but it's already late enough that you may be setting yourself up for a midnight shitplosion. 

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2 hours ago, Jason said:

 

I'd tell you to take more but it's already late enough that you may be setting yourself up for a midnight shitplosion. 


I was impatient and just finished passing it. Not good! Need to get on that daily Metamucil.

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7 minutes ago, Jason said:

 

LOL you had an unproductive poop followed by the Miralax kicking in? Always fun.


I definitely passed what was blocking me before the Miralax kicked in, but then the Miralax pushed out a FAR bigger one lmao. I was really backed up damn.

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