CitizenVectron 9,674 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Conspiracy theory claims Texas snow is ‘government-generated’ WWW.INDEPENDENT.CO.UK TikTok users attempt to prove recent snowfall ‘synthetic’ and part of sinister state plot There are like 80 different kinds of snow (in terms of texture, wetness, density, etc), these people are just so dumb. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
b_m_b_m_b_m 8,463 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Tfw you've definitely seen snow before 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jason 16,605 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 lol I figured the lighter wasn't putting out enough energy to avoid the water just immediately re-freezing onto the ball but Popular Mechanics says the water is sublimating. Fake Snow Conspiracy Theory: Truth About Burning Snowball Videos WWW.POPULARMECHANICS.COM Spoiler: It's not. But the science is still cool. Either way you can clearly see the shape of the ball changing by the area she's applying the lighter to. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jason 16,605 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 And the "burn mark" is soot from the lighter fluid. Burning snow, what is really happening? NBC25NEWS.COM It all comes down to the most basic of science experiments. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kal-El814 7,177 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Stuff shrinks when it gets cold. Yet I’m supposed to believe that my pipes are going to burst when the water inside them freezes??? What did the government do to the water to make it expand when it shrinks, what else is in the government water? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jason 16,605 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Just now, Kal-El814 said: Stuff shrinks when it gets cold. Yet I’m supposed to believe that my pipes are going to burst when the water inside them freezes??? What did the government do to the water to make it expand when it shrinks, what else is in the government water? Water actually expands as it freezes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kal-El814 7,177 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Just now, Jason said: Water actually expands as it freezes. Aluminum causes autism, I’m not falling for that shit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Pickle 747 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Toronto is more south than Vancouver yet they don’t get any snow. We’ve been getting government snow for ages. Who do you think Texas bought the government snow from! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jason 16,605 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 8 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said: Aluminum causes autism, I’m not falling for that shit. I'm sitting on a stash of legit pre-war tin foil! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jason 16,605 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 1 minute ago, Captain Pickle said: Toronto is more south than Vancouver yet they don’t get any snow. We’ve been getting government snow for ages. Who do you think Texas bought the government snow from! Nobody, why would the good god-fearing Texas GOP government buy snow? It's obviously Biden snow. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Pickle 747 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 1 minute ago, Jason said: Nobody, why would the good god-fearing Texas GOP government buy snow? It's obviously Biden snow. Well, that’s what I mean. Aren’t Trudeau and Biden having a zoom chat soon. What the hell else is there to talk about? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LazyPiranha 1,958 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 I’d like to know how people suppose the government stored and then delivered enough fake snow to blanket 1/3 of the fucking country. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
silentbob 745 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 4 minutes ago, LazyPiranha said: I’d like to know how people suppose the government stored and then delivered enough fake snow to blanket 1/3 of the fucking country. What they are really doing is prepping people for Nuclear War. Didn’t want to use real ash for this test and settled for the cheaper frozen stuff. Easy to store when arenas are closed to the public Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TwinIon 2,251 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 This really sounds like a 4chan troll that people are taking seriously. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kal-El814 7,177 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 10 minutes ago, LazyPiranha said: I’d like to know how people suppose the government stored and then delivered enough fake snow to blanket 1/3 of the fucking country. Some of these motherfuckers think Jews started California wildfires with space lasers, one of whom harasses school shooting survivors while outdoors. We’re not dealing with the sharpest knives in the drawer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jason 16,605 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 20 minutes ago, LazyPiranha said: I’d like to know how people suppose the government stored and then delivered enough fake snow to blanket 1/3 of the fucking country. ((($oro$))) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marioandsonic 1,604 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 38 minutes ago, TwinIon said: This really sounds like a 4chan troll that people are taking seriously. Pretty sure that's what QAnon is. 1 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bacon 2,357 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Wow, Texas is really trying to fight Global Warming. Basically Futurama-ing it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brick 1,756 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Today I learned snow "burns". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spork3245 7,590 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 1 hour ago, marioandsonic said: Pretty sure that's what QAnon is. That's exactly what it is, but I think it was an 8chan post that started it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foosh 1,056 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 it was so cold that the snow was powder. you couldnt even make a snow ball. ive heard of it but it was the first time ive seen snow like that. was cool Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spork3245 7,590 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 2 minutes ago, foosh said: it was so cold that the snow was powder. you couldnt even make a snow ball. ive heard of it but it was the first time ive seen snow like that. was cool Powder is the best because you don't die when shoveling 8"+ of it 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_MH 1,836 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 1 hour ago, Spork3245 said: Powder is the best because you don't die when shoveling 8"+ of it Like a month or so back we got like 2 feet of snow so heavy my snow blower choked on it. It was heavy enough that it turned the bottom inch into a sheet of ice. There are still remnants of that ice on my driveway... mostly because I've been lazy about salting it to death. I'll take powder any day. The only issue with powder is when the wind blows it back in your face. That's not fun on below freezing days. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn_of_Apathy 1,697 Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 7 hours ago, Jason said: Water actually expands as it freezes. and the human body is 60% water. So why do my genitals shrink so much in the cold? checkmate! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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