Signifyin(g)Monkey Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 10 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: The entire concept of a "mandate" could very well be the most asinine notion in all of politics. Anyone who even mentions the word should be crucified. So Jesus‘s mistake was telling the Romans he had a mandate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Signifyin(g)Monkey said: So Jesus‘s mistake was telling the Romans he had a mandate? Exactly. Had he not said "I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one can come to the Father...etc. etc.", he would've been fine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
69los Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 The Bernie meme is quite funny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 4 minutes ago, Jason said: Just 2 weeks ago Cruz tried to disenfranchise everyone in Pittsburgh as well as Pennsylvania. Fuck that gelatinous-skinned alien freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reputator Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 Man political news is going to be decidedly boring-er. I'm addicted to outrage and now I won't be getting my daily fix. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 6 minutes ago, Reputator said: Man political news is going to be decidedly boring-er. I'm addicted to outrage and now I won't be getting my daily fix. Direct your ire at the Treason Caucus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 5 minutes ago, thewhyteboar said: Direct your ire at the Treason Caucus. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 12 minutes ago, Reputator said: Man political news is going to be decidedly boring-er. I'm addicted to outrage and now I won't be getting my daily fix. Fear not, a pile of sloppy mouthed mini Trumps will fight for the spit covered microphone he leaves behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellhound Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 59 minutes ago, Jason said: Seriously, fuck Ted Cruz. According to him only Paris has climate issues in this world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 14 minutes ago, Hellhound said: Seriously, fuck Ted Cruz. According to him only Paris has climate issues in this world. He's echoing Trump, he seemed to seriously think the Paris Climate Agreement is literally about the weather in Paris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 If Ted Cruz was on fire and me taking a shit on him was the only way to extinguish the flames... well I thought there'd be a punchline there but goddamn if that isn't a conundrum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewhyteboar Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 Just now, Kal-El814 said: If Ted Cruz was on fire and me taking a shit on him was the only way to extinguish the flames... well I thought there'd be a punchline there but goddamn if that isn't a conundrum. Take the shit after he expires. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyPiranha Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 If Ted Cruz were dying on the side of the road and all I had to do was dial 911 to save him... I’d dial 911, show him the numbers on my screen, then make him watch as I deleted each digit and walked away. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 21 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said: If Ted Cruz was on fire and me taking a shit on him was the only way to extinguish the flames... well I thought there'd be a punchline there but goddamn if that isn't a conundrum. If Ted Cruz was on fire I'd find some newspaper and throw it on top of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marioandsonic Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 If Ted Cruz was drowning and the only way to save him was to pull him up with a rusty fishing hook... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyPiranha Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 Here’s a moral quandary: if Rand Paul and Ted Cruz are both stuck in a burning building, how long do you wait to call your physician because your erection has not gone away? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littleronin Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 So if I am getting Rand Paul. If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, it must be a fluffy bunny. Correct? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Air_Delivery Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 Bernie is the president of memes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaysWho? Posted January 21, 2021 Author Share Posted January 21, 2021 And for @Chairslinger @MarSolo @Spork3245 @69los @Dodger 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BloodyHell Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 8 hours ago, LazyPiranha said: If Ted Cruz were dying on the side of the road and all I had to do was dial 911 to save him... I’d dial 911, show him the numbers on my screen, then make him watch as I deleted each digit and walked away. I'd tell him I was an illegal, and I'd like to help, but his party made me scared of the authorities... If he was on fire, I'd add gasoline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyHell Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 7 hours ago, Keyser_Soze said: If Ted Cruz was drowning and the only way to save him was to pull him up with a rusty fishing hook... How big is the rusty hook? I'd have him mounted like a Steelhead, and hung in the capitol with traitor written across his smarmy face. There are few people I hate more than Cruz, Hauley, and Rand Paul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 Looks like the he's got a taste of the power: Biden 'is planning to run again' in 2024 - POLITICO WWW.POLITICO.COM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Signifyin(g)Monkey Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 4 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said: Looks like the he's got a taste of the power: Biden 'is planning to run again' in 2024 - POLITICO WWW.POLITICO.COM Glad he’s president given the alternative, but this is a bad idea. Unless the economy and wage growth is for some reason totally gangbusters amazing, Hand it off to someone younger on the Democratic bench. Doesn’t even have to be Kamala. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 8 minutes ago, Signifyin(g)Monkey said: Glad he’s president given the alternative, but this is a bad idea. Unless the economy and wage growth is for some reason totally gangbusters amazing, Hand it off to someone younger on the Democratic bench. Doesn’t even have to be Kamala. It’s day 2 lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyPiranha Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 I still don’t know why anyone thought he wouldn’t. Only six presidents actively chose not to run for re-election. Besides, I imagine it would be a huge benefit to dems to NOT have to do a primary campaign and focus purely on the election itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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