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6 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said:

 

From one Riley to another...I wouldn't throw her out of bed.


You guys need to think beyond the nut.  This bitch stormed the capitol, stole a laptop, and is trying to sell it to Russia.  The moment you closed your eyes she’d be trying to guess your Facebook password and scrolling through every text on your phone. 

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Just now, LazyPiranha said:


You guys need to think beyond the nut.  This bitch stormed the capitol, stole a laptop, and is trying to sell it to Russia.  The moment you closed your eyes she’d be trying to guess your Facebook password and scrolling through every text on your phone. 

 

Wrong. The moment you'd open them you'd be in an ice bath and she'll be pawning off your kidneys for a buck. 

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1 minute ago, SuperSpreader said:

 

Wrong. The moment you'd open them you'd be in an ice bath and she'll be pawning off your kidneys for a buck. 


There is a zero percent chance this woman could identify your kidneys or even tell you vaguely in the body where they are.

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Being late to the party. I took my vacation funds for last year and have instead been using it to do a food tour of things I can order and have shipped. Today my order of reubens from Wagshal's should arrive. 

EDIT: Speaking of, it just arrived. 

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Boebert nor Riley Williams are smokeshows. I've explained the former and the latter looks like your typical skinny white goth girl petite PA BS. 

 

Neither are special. Jesus, some of you guys hard up for good looking women? There's many out there, and far more fun and normal than these crazies.

 

I do, however, in general, approve the principal of sticking your dick in crazy. The classic breakdown:

 

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Normally I would agree with you on the crazy thing. But that Riley girl looks like she might have had that AR in places she wouldn't allow a guy to touch for enjoyment. Which break the crazy scale and should therefore be avoided like a presidential no-fly zone. 

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8 minutes ago, Littleronin said:

Normally I would agree with you on the crazy thing. But that Riley girl looks like she might have had that AR in places she wouldn't allow a guy to touch for enjoyment. Which break the crazy scale and should therefore be avoided like a presidential no-fly zone. 

 

Well she's not hot but very crazy - as you can see in the graph, that puts Riley in the no-go zone. Which is accurate. 

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16 minutes ago, Greatoneshere said:

Boebert nor Riley Williams are smokeshows. I've explained the former and the latter looks like your typical skinny white goth girl petite PA BS. 

 

Neither are special. Jesus, some of you guys hard up for good looking women? There's many out there, and far more fun and normal than these crazies.

 

I do, however, in general, approve the principal of sticking your dick in crazy. The classic breakdown:

 

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Is this from the 90's? Tranny?!

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3 minutes ago, Joe said:

 

Is this from the 90's? Tranny?!

 

Hahahaha it's old, you are welcome to update the terminology but it all still holds true! :p 

 

1 minute ago, Firewithin said:

 

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Lucky you! Your fetish is everywhere in America, so you don't need to settle for Riley or Boebert! The country isn't exactly starved of skinny, petite, crazy, goth-esque white women.

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5 minutes ago, Uaarkson said:


yeah bud, we’re all aware of that fact 

 

You don't seem to find it offensive at all. Taking bigger issue with me saying it's from the 90's than the word itself being used to degrade transsexuals.

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