ort 1,718 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 I also have a shit ton of zip ties. The largest of which could probably be used to restrain a toddler... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Uaarkson 527 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 I’ve never even touched a single zip tie in my whole 30 years of living Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MarSolo 2,366 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 I have zip ties. I also have safe words in case I need them because bitches be crazy. Ben Shapiro probably doesn’t need a safe word because his wife is a hired actress. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_MH 1,733 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 2 minutes ago, ort said: I also have a shit ton of zip ties. The largest of which could probably be used to restrain a toddler... I totally have these huge zip ties that I originally bought specifically to tie down a safety gate my toddlers were trying to bust through. Zip ties are great. Who needs flex cuffs, though? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Comet 1,344 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Zip ties are for PC cable management. At least in my household. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Uaarkson 527 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 4 minutes ago, Comet said: Zip ties are for PC cable management. At least in my household. Oh, okay. He was just in there trying to help the Congress with office organization solutions. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jason 16,086 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 5 minutes ago, Comet said: Zip ties are for PC cable management. At least in my household. I find velcro ties way preferable, don't need to destroy them to change a cable. 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CitizenVectron 9,382 Posted January 13 Author Share Posted January 13 5 1 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jason 16,086 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 1 minute ago, CitizenVectron said: CENSORED! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Uaarkson 527 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 1 minute ago, CitizenVectron said: She's near the top of the list for Most Punchable Face, female edition. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spork3245 7,453 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 13 minutes ago, Uaarkson said: She's near the top of the list for Most Punchable Face, female edition. @b_m_b_m_b_m is she still a “total smoke show”? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
b_m_b_m_b_m 7,757 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 2 minutes ago, Spork3245 said: @b_m_b_m_b_m is she still a “total smoke show”? Every rose has it's thorns* *By thorns I mean HeR gLoCk 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BloodyHell 523 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 51 minutes ago, ort said: I also have a shit ton of zip ties. The largest of which could probably be used to restrain a toddler... Then you must have some crappy zip ties. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jason 16,086 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 24 minutes ago, Uaarkson said: She's near the top of the list for Most Punchable Face, female edition. Have we already covered that she's a high school dropout and only got her GED once it became a campaign issue? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spork3245 7,453 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 9 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: Every rose has it's thorns* *By thorns I mean HeR gLoCk Also, something, something, zip-ties Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SuperSpreader 2,918 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 First they came for our zip ties then they came for our velcro straps, then our strap ons 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
b_m_b_m_b_m 7,757 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 this country is impossibly broken due to stupidity 1 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sblfilms 5,467 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 1 hour ago, Ghost_MH said: I have SO many zip ties in all sorts of sizes and strengths. You know what I don't own? Zip cuffs. I don't know anyone that has zip or flex cuffs. Yeah, zip ties are always on hand at my house. But not the type you put on hands to restrain people! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
osxmatt 2,305 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 4 hours ago, SaysWho? said: Ahead Of Impeachment, Security Is Tight At The Capitol WWW.NPR.ORG Barricades were set several blocks from the Capitol building. Law enforcement and national guard officials checked badges for anyone to enter the perimeter even by foot. I love a good peaceful transition of power. Also, I know it’s not martial law in policy, but in optics, this is pretty much what I expected to see during the inauguration. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skillzdadirecta 6,370 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 You guys REALLY need to watch Death to 2020 on Netflix... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Commissar SFLUFAN 20,887 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 2 minutes ago, skillzdadirecta said: You guys REALLY need to watch Death to 2020 on Netflix... I haven't laughed that hard in ages when I watched it! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn_of_Apathy 1,618 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 1 hour ago, ort said: I also have a shit ton of zip ties. The largest of which could probably be used to restrain a toddler... what are you doing with all those toddlers? nvm, I don’t want to know. Let me keep my deniability. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Commissar SFLUFAN 20,887 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 16 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Uaarkson 527 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 6 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: LOL brutal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Xbob42 4,466 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Only zip ties I ever have are also for wires. The really small, thin kind. So I can either do a bit of cable management or a makeshift set of zip cuffs for Trump. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CitizenVectron 9,382 Posted January 13 Author Share Posted January 13 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chairslinger 6,213 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Everyone owns garbage bags. But if you wake up in a dark room, tied to a table with garbage bags lining the wall and Hip to be Square playing then someone might be up to no good. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greatoneshere 2,461 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 1 hour ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said: Every rose has it's thorns* *By thorns I mean HeR gLoCk Not sure why you keep saying she's a smoke show. She looks normal. Not for politics (obviously she's more attractive than average in that arena), but definitely not hot enough to exonerate her from anything. She was a dime a dozen at my college/law school/business school. Just a very typical 30's white woman business suit bitch. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Commissar SFLUFAN 20,887 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Once again, I have no idea if that person is attractive or not. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bloodporne 2,009 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 2 minutes ago, Greatoneshere said: Business suit bitch. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stepee 3,621 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Just now, Commissar SFLUFAN said: Once again, I have no idea if that person is attractive or not. I read Greatoneshere’s post and saw you replied and I knew the post was exactly this. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chairslinger 6,213 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 All I can think of is that she looks like Brian with the fake salesman teeth.... 2 hours ago, CitizenVectron said: 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jason 16,086 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 2 minutes ago, Chairslinger said: All I can think of is that she looks like Brian with the fake salesman teeth.... It's kind of weird how Brian has sex with human women when you stop and think about it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jason 16,086 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Trump Thought He Could Convince Pence to Overthrow the Election by Calling Him a Pussy | Vanity Fair WWW.VANITYFAIR.COM As a reminder, Pence is the guy who calls his wife “mother” and refuses to eat alone in a room with a woman he’s not married to. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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