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I have zip ties.

 

I also have safe words in case I need them because bitches be crazy.

 

Ben Shapiro probably doesn’t need a safe word because his wife is a hired actress.

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2 minutes ago, ort said:

I also have a shit ton of zip ties. The largest of which could probably be used to restrain a toddler...

 

I totally have these huge zip ties that I originally bought specifically to tie down a safety gate my toddlers were trying to bust through. Zip ties are great. Who needs flex cuffs, though?

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4 minutes ago, Comet said:

Zip ties are for PC cable management. At least in my household. 

 

Oh, okay. He was just in there trying to help the Congress with office organization solutions.

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5 minutes ago, Comet said:

Zip ties are for PC cable management. At least in my household. 

 

I find velcro ties way preferable, don't need to destroy them to change a cable. 

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24 minutes ago, Uaarkson said:

 

She's near the top of the list for Most Punchable Face, female edition.

 

Have we already covered that she's a high school dropout and only got her GED once it became a campaign issue?

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1 hour ago, Ghost_MH said:

 

I have SO many zip ties in all sorts of sizes and strengths. You know what I don't own? Zip cuffs. I don't know anyone that has zip or flex cuffs.

Yeah, zip ties are always on hand at my house.

 

But not the type you put on hands to restrain people!

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4 hours ago, SaysWho? said:

 

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Barricades were set several blocks from the Capitol building. Law enforcement and national guard officials checked badges for anyone to enter the perimeter even by foot.

 


I love a good peaceful transition of power.

 

Also, I know it’s not martial law in policy, but in optics, this is pretty much what I expected to see during the inauguration.

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1 hour ago, ort said:

I also have a shit ton of zip ties. The largest of which could probably be used to restrain a toddler...


what are you doing with all those toddlers? 
 

nvm, I don’t want to know. Let me keep my deniability. 

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Only zip ties I ever have are also for wires. The really small, thin kind. So I can either do a bit of cable management or a makeshift set of zip cuffs for Trump.

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1 hour ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said:

Every rose has it's thorns*

 

 

*By thorns I mean HeR gLoCk

 

Not sure why you keep saying she's a smoke show. She looks normal. Not for politics (obviously she's more attractive than average in that arena), but definitely not hot enough to exonerate her from anything. She was a dime a dozen at my college/law school/business school. Just a very typical 30's white woman business suit bitch.

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Just now, Commissar SFLUFAN said:

Once again, I have no idea if that person is attractive or not.

 

I read Greatoneshere’s post and saw you replied and I knew the post was exactly this.

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2 minutes ago, Chairslinger said:

All I can think of is that she looks like Brian with the fake salesman teeth....

 

 

 

 

 

 

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It's kind of weird how Brian has sex with human women when you stop and think about it.

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