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1 minute ago, Spork3245 said:

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Tim Gionet, a white nationalist troll known as Baked Alaska, streamed more than 20 minutes of his breach inside building — wearing no mask at points — as terrified lawmakers...

 

“Far-right streamer ‘Baked Alaska’ stormed Capitol while COVID-19-positive”


Add another to the list of “people I cannot wait to fucking die.”

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10 minutes ago, Spork3245 said:

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Tim Gionet, a white nationalist troll known as Baked Alaska, streamed more than 20 minutes of his breach inside building — wearing no mask at points — as terrified lawmakers...

 

“Far-right streamer ‘Baked Alaska’ stormed Capitol while COVID-19-positive”

He's apparently also currently trying to sue the person who gave him Covid despite clearly not believing in its existence. 

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2 minutes ago, b_m_b_m_b_m said:

The benefit to impeachment is that it can keep him from ever holding office again but it won't be enough to get him out of office


Wow what a brilliant system 

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8 minutes ago, osxmatt said:

 

healthy democracy etc.

 

We survived a poorly planned and executed coup we are fine. Ignore that things are so bad that these events happened

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1 minute ago, LazyPiranha said:

 

 

He should have taken a stamina elixir before attempting this!

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44 minutes ago, Jason said:

 


she’s a lazy, useless cunt. That’s why. She’s afraid she’ll have to campaign against twice impeaching the same one-term President and trying to “divide” the nation. 
 

5 minutes ago, Zaku3 said:

 

We survived a poorly planned and executed coup we are fine. Ignore that things are so bad that these events happened

 

we didn’t survive the coup because we’re a healthy democracy. A high school football team could have stopped this haphazard coup attempt. 
 

sheer incompetence is the only reason the past four years hasn’t done more damage. 

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8 minutes ago, Spawn_of_Apathy said:


she’s a lazy, useless cunt. That’s why. She’s afraid she’ll have to campaign against twice impeaching the same one-term President and trying to “divide” the nation. 
 

 

we didn’t survive the coup because we’re a healthy democracy. A high school football team could have stopped this haphazard coup attempt. 
 

sheer incompetence is the only reason the past four years hasn’t done more damage. 

 

Should have added /s.

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The coup mostly failed because these idiots have been poisoned on a diet of absolute bullshit and falsehoods.  A lot of the morons who stormed the building truly and honestly thought that this was going to be the triggering event for a greater moment and that the military was going to swoop in and start arresting “traitors and enemies” or some other shit.  When that didn’t happen they just kind of littered around because they had no goal or plan beyond the kickoff.  Once “the storm” or whatever failed to happen, what the fuck were they supposed to do?  They weren’t prepared for an actual fight or any sort of siege, they folded like a cheap suit.  If they had actually prepared to dig in for a longer standoff or had a leader who wasn’t an absolute pussy terrified of doing anything beyond bossing underlings to do his bidding, we’d be in an entirely different situation.  The idiot insurrection only failed because of the idiocy.

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1 minute ago, LazyPiranha said:

The coup mostly failed because these idiots have been poisoned on a diet of absolute bullshit and falsehoods.  A lot of the morons who stormed the building truly and honestly thought that this was going to be the triggering event for a greater moment and that the military was going to swoop in and start arresting “traitors and enemies” or some other shit.  When that didn’t happen they just kind of littered around because they had no goal or plan beyond the kickoff.  Once “the storm” or whatever failed to happen, what the fuck were they supposed to do?  They weren’t prepared for an actual fight or any sort of siege, they folded like a cheap suit.  If they had actually prepared to dig in for a longer standoff or had a leader who wasn’t an absolute pussy terrified of doing anything beyond bossing underlings to do his bidding, we’d be in an entirely different situation.  The idiot insurrection only failed because of the idiocy.

 

I challenge the notion that it “failed.” They stormed the Capitol while encountering little to no resistance, effectively took the most meaningful and elected officials close to hostage. They didn’t have a real goal, but the lousy one they did have was generally accomplished.

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16 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said:

 

I challenge the notion that it “failed.” They stormed the Capitol while encountering little to no resistance, effectively took the most meaningful and elected officials close to hostage. They didn’t have a real goal, but the lousy one they did have was generally accomplished.


Different definitions of failure and success I suppose.  It wasn’t a total failure like getting stopped at the gates, but if you asked why these chuds or the Q go, I don’t they would have started their goal as pointless loitering.  They had access to some of the most powerful people on the planet and unlocked open government emails and they just sat around with their dicks in their hands and took selfies.  This is the kind of shit I did in high school when I was after hours and the teachers lounge was unlocked.  Yeah, they got much further than anticipated, and foreign government stirring up Q shit are absolutely delighted with the results but the chuds themselves got virtually nothing they wanted.

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Just imagine what could have happened had this been a more organized group. Had the Proud Boys shown up in greater numbers, or some other III%er bullshit militia group shown up heavily armed, with an actual plan, rather than mostly just a bunch of dumbfucks getting rallied and riled up by an idiot president, and then following mob mentality, and then once inside basically going, "dur now what? Ooh selfie time!". I'm sure groups like the Proud Boys are looking at Wednesday, seeing how mildly successful it was, and just planning on doing something with more of their members. 

 

Trumpism is a cancerous tumour that needs to be removed from America. 

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22 minutes ago, Kal-El814 said:

 

I challenge the notion that it “failed.” They stormed the Capitol while encountering little to no resistance, effectively took the most meaningful and elected officials close to hostage. They didn’t have a real goal, but the lousy one they did have was generally accomplished.

It only failed in that the politicians didn't end up in an isis-style execution video or blown up

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I'm so fucking annoyed at Pelosi dragging her feet "waiting" for Pence to respond and merely being "hopeful" that he responds today. Just start the goddamn impeachment proceedings and stop wasting time. Jesus Christ she's worthless.

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