Uaarkson Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 13 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said: LMAO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 22 minutes ago, osxmatt said: @Jason this one's for you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Pickle Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 14 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said: This damn post made me cry! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaysWho? Posted November 7, 2020 Author Share Posted November 7, 2020 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cusideabelincoln Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 14 minutes ago, mclumber1 said: You want to know how bad of a candidate Trump is? He lost to a guy hiding in his basement. He lost to the oldest candidate in history. He lost to a guy who's failed a nomination for the last 35 years. 7 minutes ago, ManUtdRedDevils said: His next book though: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 33 minutes ago, Keyser_Soze said: Where's @Greatoneshere ? We need to eat his ass and give him some weed to smoke! I told y'all, I was drunk and high. Woke up five minutes before networks called it this morning. And all I have to say is, as a mail-in vote for Joe Biden from Philadelphia that helped flip Pennsylvania, Donald: 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 pic.twitter.com/e6AB23Ap6Q— INoahGuy (@YoungNeezy187) November 7, 2020 1 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 Just now, Greatoneshere said: I told y'all, I was drunk and high. Woke up five minutes before networks called it this morning. And all I have to say is, as a mail-in vote from Philadelphia that helped flip Pennsylvania, Donald: Hombre don't forget how we took it down to the 2 yard line for you, (412) represent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatoneshere Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, Chris- said: Hombre don't forget how we took it down to the 2 yard line for you, (412) represent. Hell yes, everyone should get credit! As usual, Philadelphia leaves it to win it with 3 minutes in the final quarter of the game. For some reason, we have to turn everything into a nail biter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaxick Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 pic.twitter.com/KRczW1XZMI— Ted Ded (@ted_ded) November 7, 2020 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 this is me fwiw pic.twitter.com/v9I0OGNWuQ— russian copypasta bot Jen Ramos 🇵🇭🏳️🌈♿ (@jenmacramos) November 7, 2020 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SaysWho? Posted November 7, 2020 Author Share Posted November 7, 2020 2 minutes ago, ManUtdRedDevils said: I'm gonna ask the board again: For the second pic, if ANYONE is good at this, please make one with Trump disintegrating. I'll give you an upvote because I have nothing else. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
69los Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 1 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CitizenVectron Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 I legit did cry, btw. Is there a German word for when you've built up dread and fear and hope all at once, and then it is released or washed away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amazatron Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 1 minute ago, 69los said: Given who they are, I believed this for a second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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marioandsonic Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 There is never a guarantee you’ll get a Schadenfreude Day like this. There are election years like 2016, where you just have to sit there with gritted teeth while Billy Bob Joe from Bumblescum celebrates the election results with hoots and hollers and lynching a black man. But not this year. No, this time Donald Trump has to eat shit from a man old enough to be my grandfather. It has been four long, agonizing, and stupid years, so you better believe I am going summon every single petty, misguided instinct within me to bask in the glow of this defeat. You lost, Trump. I know the Dems also lost because they likely aren't getting the Senate and because they always suck but that doesn't change that Trump lost. Our grunting Cheeto dictator of a president probably would have won if he took Covid seriously by just listening to the smart people in the room for once in his miserable life, but of course the bloodworms in his brain would never let him do that, so now he has to watch the election and the presidency slip through his tiny hands and now everyone is happy because FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU, we cry from Pennsylvania. FUCK YOU, they cry from Georgia. FUCK YOU, they cry from Arizona, Wisconsin, Michigan, and maybe even North Carolina a little. All over the country, people gather as if for worship, except in this case they’re doing it to lift their middle fingers aloft and cry out FUCK YOU. Choirs of small children gather on stage risers in tasteful white robes to sing the words FUCK YOU in angelic tones. Passing cumulus masses in the sky arrange themselves into a warm FUCK YOU shape as a message from the heavens. A lone woman runs across an alpine mountainside to tell the hills the news that Trump lost, and therefore FUCK YOU FOREVER. I have no doubt that Trump and his whiny, entitled dipshit cultists will take the worldwide celebration of their demise (for now at least) as a hint, but I hope they do. One of the issues with America is its education system, and I think one of the problems with it is that none of our schools appear to offer any sort of course in How To Go The Fuck Away. You people could use one. You people could stand to go take a sabbatical in fucking Greenland for the next three decades. Go away. Fuck off. Leave the rest of the world alone with your endless, bipolar neediness. Donald Trump? Go the fuck away. I could not bear another four years of this man. I couldn't. It’s like they took everything bad about America, boiled it down, and then poured it into a big fat orange mold and THIS asshole is what popped out of it. I hate him! I hate him so MUCH. I hate him nearly as much as all of Ivanka does. Mitch McConnell? Go the fuck away. I wish you had lost either your election or the Senate, so you could go spend your remaining days as the dour tortoise farmer you were born to be. Tucker Carlson? Go the fuck away. Learn how to make some sort of face that doesn't look like you're confused and looking around the room trying to pick out the guy who farted. Sean Hannity? Go the fuck away. You deserve to have Obama force-feed you an entire bottle of dijon mustard live on air. Rush Limbaugh? Go the fuck away. How you are still alive is beyond me. Go the fuck away, MAGAtards. You’ll have to find a different year to celebrate the GOP's dystopian zeal for making literally every human being miserable and replaceable, and to pretend them winning somehow makes up for your own myriad, hilarious personal shortcomings. This is a glorious day. I’M GONNA GO STAND BY THE NEARBY FREEWAY AND PASS OUT FREE STEAKS TO EVERYONE BECAUSE TRUMP HAD HIS SHIT RUINED 13 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaysWho? Posted November 7, 2020 Author Share Posted November 7, 2020 This is when Trump found out (EDIT: either that, or this is just what he was doing at the time, but when he says they "got the shot" it sounds like he knows): 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 Betsy Devos....GET FUCKED, BYE BITCH 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 2 minutes ago, Amazatron said: Given who they are, I believed this for a second. The Lincoln Projects isn't a bunch of libruls - they are a bunch of pissed of (former) Republicans and conservatives who wanted Trump out of the White House. Of course they are going to oppose a lot of Biden's policies - Just like me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subzwari1987 Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 Stephen Miller needs to get sent to the guillotine now. I will gladly bathe in his blood when his head rolls off the block. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 I understand people want to celebrate, but these public celebrations are not going to help at all with the COVID explosion we are experiencing right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, marioandsonic said: There is never a guarantee you’ll get a Schadenfreude Day like this. There are election years like 2016, where you just have to sit there with gritted teeth while Billy Bob Joe from Bumblescum celebrates the election results with hoots and hollers and lynching a black man. But not this year. No, this time Donald Trump has to eat shit from a man old enough to be my grandfather. It has been four long, agonizing, and stupid years, so you better believe I am going summon every single petty, misguided instinct within me to bask in the glow of this defeat. You lost, Trump. I know the Dems also lost because they likely aren't getting the Senate and because they always suck but that doesn't change that Trump lost. Our grunting Cheeto dictator of a president probably would have won if he took Covid seriously by just listening to the smart people in the room for once in his miserable life, but of course the bloodworms in his brain would never let him do that, so now he has to watch the election and the presidency slip through his tiny hands and now everyone is happy because FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU, we cry from Pennsylvania. FUCK YOU, they cry from Georgia. FUCK YOU, they cry from Arizona, Wisconsin, Michigan, and maybe even North Carolina a little. All over the country, people gather as if for worship, except in this case they’re doing it to lift their middle fingers aloft and cry out FUCK YOU. Choirs of small children gather on stage risers in tasteful white robes to sing the words FUCK YOU in angelic tones. Passing cumulus masses in the sky arrange themselves into a warm FUCK YOU shape as a message from the heavens. A lone woman runs across an alpine mountainside to tell the hills the news that Trump lost, and therefore FUCK YOU FOREVER. I have no doubt that Trump and his whiny, entitled dipshit cultists will take the worldwide celebration of their demise (for now at least) as a hint, but I hope they do. One of the issues with America is its education system, and I think one of the problems with it is that none of our schools appear to offer any sort of course in How To Go The Fuck Away. You people could use one. You people could stand to go take a sabbatical in fucking Greenland for the next three decades. Go away. Fuck off. Leave the rest of the world alone with your endless, bipolar neediness. Donald Trump? Go the fuck away. I could not bear another four years of this man. I couldn't. It’s like they took everything bad about America, boiled it down, and then poured it into a big fat orange mold and THIS asshole is what popped out of it. I hate him! I hate him so MUCH. I hate him nearly as much as all of Ivanka does. Mitch McConnell? Go the fuck away. I wish you had lost either your election or the Senate, so you could go spend your remaining days as the dour tortoise farmer you were born to be. Tucker Carlson? Go the fuck away. Learn how to make some sort of face that doesn't look like you're confused and looking around the room trying to pick out the guy who farted. Sean Hannity? Go the fuck away. You deserve to have Obama force-feed you an entire bottle of dijon mustard live on air. Rush Limbaugh? Go the fuck away. How you are still alive is beyond me. Go the fuck away, MAGAtards. You’ll have to find a different year to celebrate the GOP's dystopian zeal for making literally every human being miserable and replaceable, and to pretend them winning somehow makes up for your own myriad, hilarious personal shortcomings. This is a glorious day. I’M GONNA GO STAND BY THE NEARBY FREEWAY AND PASS OUT FREE STEAKS TO EVERYONE BECAUSE TRUMP HAD HIS SHIT RUINED This post Ive waited about two years to read. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 Dear God. I don't ever ask for much. But this one is special to me. Give me the opportunity to be in the same place, at the same time as Stephen Miller. Amen. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 omg somehow it just hit me all of the other pieces of shit that are about to be out with him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
69los Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 2 minutes ago, Subzwari1987 said: Stephen Miller needs to get sent to the guillotine now. I will gladly bathe in his blood when his head rolls off the block. Too quick. I think scaphism was decided. Send him down the Potomac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Pickle Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, CitizenVectron said: I legit did cry, btw. Is there a German word for when you've built up dread and fear and hope all at once, and then it is released or washed away? I watched a couple of the post here of the streets outside posters houses then read your post... niagara falls 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finaljedi Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: Dear God. I don't ever ask for much. But this one is special to me. Give me the opportunity to be in the same place, at the same time as Stephen Miller. Amen. I just want to watch, from the corner, I'll be quiet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 Donald—you’re out of work and I know I offered you a job. But your performance this past week was tragic and sad. Offer rescinded.— Sacha Baron Cohen (@SachaBaronCohen) November 7, 2020 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSpreader Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 I want to see Kushners reaction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reputator Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 The nightmare is over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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