Commissar SFLUFAN Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 I really don't have anything major planned for today so I might as well crank call the Trump Voter Fraud Hotline. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyHell Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 3 hours ago, Spork3245 said: Uhh, no: Santorum is full of cum and shit. https://www.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2012/02/28/spreading-santorum-1-result-when-you-google-santorum-2003-2012 46 minutes ago, ManUtdRedDevils said: Kingmaker? Donald has no interest in helping others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaladinSolo Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 1 minute ago, BloodyHell said: Kingmaker? Donald has no interest in helping others. If anything he burns the GOP down as he walks out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 If Donald sees people wanting his endorsement for POTUS then he'll take that as a sign he should just run for POTUS again. I doubt any serious contenders for 2024 will go seek his blessing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentbob Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 1 minute ago, PaladinSolo said: If anything he burns the GOP down as he walks out. Nononono. He burns down The White House to a) spite Biden and b) try and collect the sweet insurance money afterwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyHell Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 I wonder what priceless shitt he tries to steal when he leaves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 OK - I left a message using a high-pitched voice that I saw 6 midgets hiding under a trenchcoat in a voting booth and that it must be investigated immediately! I signed off with "Durka Durka Muhammed Jihad!" 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b_m_b_m_b_m Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 1 minute ago, BloodyHell said: I wonder what priceless shitt he tries to steal when he leaves? But with Trump's face 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 Now to figure out what to do for my next crank call! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 Bye Byyyyyyyeee....Queens : BeAmazed V.REDD.IT 13,865 votes and 279 comments so far on Reddit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 9 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: OK - I left a message using a high-pitched voice that I saw 6 midgets hiding under a trenchcoat in a voting booth and that it must be investigated immediately! I signed off with "Durka Durka Muhammed Jihad!" You're just like the Jerky Boys reincarnated aren't you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 14 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: OK - I left a message using a high-pitched voice that I saw 6 midgets hiding under a trenchcoat in a voting booth and that it must be investigated immediately! I signed off with "Durka Durka Muhammed Jihad!" GOTTEM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 14 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: OK - I left a message using a high-pitched voice that I saw 6 midgets hiding under a trenchcoat in a voting booth and that it must be investigated immediately! I signed off with "Durka Durka Muhammed Jihad!" Pretty Biden owes you another beer, tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 New numbers for Maricopa County Biden: 19,513 Trump: 26,992 But Biden still leading (in Arizona) 20,573 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneticBlueprint Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 New Maricopa numbers 26992 Trump 19513 Biden 977k Trump 1.023 million Biden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 I would love if Trump loses by ~80,000 votes across 3 or 4 states. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comet Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, GeneticBlueprint said: New Maricopa numbers 26992 Trump 19513 Biden 977k Trump 1.023 million Biden Can they call this thing now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 You guys should crank call too! It's cathartic and fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Comet said: Can they call this thing now? I *think* they'll call PA and NV today - rendering the election all but over. It's going to take another day or two to call AZ and GA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: You guys should crank call too! It's cathartic and fun! I may do it and just speak in Spanish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 1 minute ago, mclumber1 said: I *think* they'll call PA and NV today - rendering the election all but over. It's going to take another day or two to call AZ and GA. Wouldn’t that just render it over? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chairslinger Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 Is your refrigerator running? Because even it could beat Donald Trump in a Presidential race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 Just now, stepee said: Wouldn’t that just render it over? Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyPiranha Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 Tell them you saw the same guy vote four times, but with a different personality each time. The first was normal, the next time he was acting super macho, then he came back again acting all femme, and he finally came back one last time acting like an idiot. Oddly he looked exactly like Michael Keaton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris- Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 22 minutes ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said: Now to figure out what to do for my next crank call! Find a recording of one of those hotel reward or car warranty robocalls and play it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osxmatt Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 I haven't seen this on Twitter yet, so I'm proud of this OC 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 Do it with a soundboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaladinSolo Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 That feeling when theres still 10s of thousands of ballots in philly and they're like we're gonna release 3k here pretty soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaxick Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 Idiot president using an idiotic conspiracy theory to "prove" voter fraud exists . My local news station debunked this "claim" long before Donald Tweeted about it. Antrim Co. vote count problem was ballot change, not software WWW.WOODTV.COM It turns out the mistake was an isolated incident linked to human error. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser_Soze Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 3,000 mail in ballots from Philadelphia Biden: 2,431 Trump: 356 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyHell Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 CNN called it! They’ve seen enough! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comet Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 CNN called it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclumber1 Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 CNN projects that Biden has won the election. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyHell Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 Just now, Comet said: CNN called it Just now, mclumber1 said: CNN projects that Biden has won the election. Too late 😋 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentbob Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 Ah I can finally calm the fuck down and stop smoking a ton of weed to keep me there. Still gonna smoke some celebratory weed after some grocery shopping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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