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Bloodporne

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  1. Ok. Holding down L1, L3, and Triangle at once, press Circle and X five times each while letting go of L3 and Triangle in that exact order and proceed to do a complete Fred Astaire tap-dancing routine to mount horse.
  2. In true video game fashion, only if I proceed to roofie and fondle her at an E-Sports event.
  3. "Hey girl...so anyway, this video game message board I'm part of because I'm THAT into video games, yeah that shit is hot right, has some dude on it that wants me to tell you about the horde tech in Days Gone for Playstation 4. I was gonna do it but man, fuck that framerate you know what I mean?"
  4. I'll just watch two minutes of Sons Of Anarchy on the subway ride there for the same effect.
  5. I...got it for free as a trial with FIOS I think and was simply too lazy to cancel and forgot about it. I think that makes me a subscriber!? I'm fried sometimes, damn.
  6. Does anybody know if past episodes are available on demand if you have HBO? I have Verizon FIOS.
  7. Dishonored is one of those "when it clicks..." games, at least it was for me. I got the first one when it came out and bounced right off it, tried again a year or two later and realized I didn't just how damn flexible it is and was totally impressed. Talk about emergent gameplay. Playing it as a straight-up, slow sneaking type Stealth game is what soured me on it first, it seems rigid and boring that way. Turns out...you can kind of do whatever the fuck you want once you gain a few abilities and shit gets wild if you use your imagination. The way I achieved some of those objectives, in terms of small details working that blew my mind, was very memorable. There was a mission where you had to assassinate some higher up guard who was eventually seated at a table eating with several guards around. I was perched on a vantage point somewhere above the room he was in, took aim with the crossbow and right as I fired, the target raised up a coffee mug. I thought yeah, that's mission failed. Turns out the arrow instead shattered the coffee mug, making him freak out and go on alert instead and sending his guards outside of the room to go check the corridors, where I was. In the meantime I was able to slip into the room now undetected with his guards outside and stealth kill his ass instead. It doesn't sound that exciting typed out but it was cool as hell how fluid and organic it all felt. Dishonored reminds me of what open world games promise but never deliver for me, making my own fun in a meaningful way. Also, level design is legit as fuck. And don't even get me started on Prey, that game is so fucking good. It pains me to see Arkane fail again and again commercially, seriously. I'll probably check this Wolf out if Arkane are involved aka the level design isn't total crap.
  8. I'm not a fan of them musically at all but I do tend to like their videos. @SFLUFAN The Baader-Meinhof/RAF are in there as well. Edit: Oh sorry, just saw you already wrote that in your post.
  9. Blade Runner 2049 10/10 I just re-watched it for the second time and it just keeps growing on me. This might be one of my favorite sequels of all time at this point. As a long-time Blade Runner fan, I think it's just fantastic and just builds on the original in a way a sequel ideally always should, yet very rarely actually does in cinema. Also, it's absolutely fucking gorgeous to the point some scenes nearly make me shed a tear. The term poetry in motion applies I think.
  10. No, I made myself a sandwich in the morning per my mother's orders.
  11. That's not what the article is talking about. It's talking about killing with a particular agenda to incite this or that social response, that's terrorism.
  12. Only thing I can think of when I read swimming pool after Chappelle's Show is the racist dolphin skit.
  13. Seriously though, hang in there with all this and power through it. Life comes in wave in terms of ups and downs, at least in my experience. Shit that seems utterly crushing can feel like a distant memory a week later if the chips fall right. To quote the Oscar-nominated dialog in The Crow..."It can't rain all the time!".
  14. If your life goal is raging pedophilia, mass murder and general hatred of anything good, get it girl.
  15. On second thought, I'll retract that. I don't have the energy for arguing in these kinds of threads.
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