thewhyteboar

“BREAKING: Donald Trump, who tried to overthrow the results of the 2020 presidential election and inspired a deadly riot at the Capitol in a desperate attempt to keep himself in power, has filed to run for president again in 2024.” NPR out here with a real headline.

You couldn’t pay me enough to watch this. I’m guessing he just looks like total shit? Somehow moist yet dry and leathery at the same time? Tie hanging past his bunghole, leaning forward like a Playmobil figure?

Fetterman in a suit for freshman orientation.

Finchem’s on one right now: All of those blown up Russian tanks and the “Ghost of Kiev” in videos was fodder for Dems to steal the midterms with money laundering with 10% for the big guy. #FTXScam This is partially why MAGAts are losing: it’s impossible to parse their bs. You need a goddamn Pepe Silvia chart to understand their Fox Cinematic Universe horseshit. Imagine asking a Republican voter “hey, what do you think we should do about inflation?” And you get a 18,000 word manifesto on Hunter, laptops, Ukraine, child-harvesting, grooming, forced surgeries etc etc etc. It’s all goddamn nonsense.

Exactly why she lost.

He’s calling everyone a Democrat hack.

Only thing they care about is underage girls.

Looking good! I think this will come home during the Christmas sale.

My daughter's daycare has had a mask mandate since we started her there. She had a rough cold but is finally over it.

The INT was the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

Seahawks still on west coast time.

Big crowd on hand to watch the GOAT vs. Tom Brady.

Calling it now: the Pritzker/Shapiro ticket will win 49 states, only losing the 4th Reich of Florida.

Feeling proud as shit of my country and state right now. They rejected the bullshit lies of those who wanted to destroy American democracy and stood up for the rights of others. Hell yeah.

Make her the ambassador to Live, Laugh, Love.

I hope the knives come out for McConnell and they replace him with Ron Johnson, who has the brains of a bucket of warm spit.

Lol. A gun has absolutely one purpose: to kill. You can use it for whatever the fuck you want, but stop pretending it isn’t a tool intended to kill people.

Sir, please keep up the streak of news anchors running for government. Florida needs you. Take on Fat Ron in 2026.

Katie Hobbs (D): 1,156,158 (50.76%) Kari Lake (R): 1,121,416 (49.24%) Maricopa came in and it isn’t enough. That Lake just dried up.

Democrat Marie Gluesenkamp Perez defeats Republican Joe Kent in #WA03 seattletimes.com/seattle-news/p… via @Jim_Brunner This was a safe Republican seat, but they blew it by primarying the normal R and replacing her with a Trump-worshipping loon.

wowza at the schedule today ≈7pm ET: Clark, WA could tell us who won #WA03 post-7pm ET: Clark NV could drop any time, tell us who won #NVSen post-8pm ET: Maricopa will help decipher #AZGovernor ≈10:30pm ET: Washoe NV could get us to the end if Clark hasn't (+ Cali drops?)

That Blake Masters video makes him look like a budding school shooter. “Gun culture” is just fetishizing weapons of death. Get a new hobby.

Dunno how to post a video from Twitter, but Kari Lake’s supporters are doing a “March of Jericho” around the Maricopa vote counting center. Wild shit.

Thiel will be recalling Masters to his lair to drain him of his blood.