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Emblazon

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  1. But on the plus side, at least it was "watchable" from start to finish. I made it 25 minutes into Skinamarink before I started fast forwarding. And I think I should get some kind of achievement for making it that long.
  2. I really want to call the movie something else, but it would be an enormous spoiler. The good thing about the movie is the crazy shit starts about halfway into it. So it's not just the last 5 minutes. The bad news is, whoever decided a pinhole flashlight was the way to go should be kicked out of making movies. The "movie" is more of a dramatic audio horror than anything. It takes "can't see shit" to a whole new level. What I can say about the ending, is that it's a blatant rip off of another movie, and was a cheap way out of explaining the movie. It could have gone in so many other amazing directions *cough* *cough* Cthulhu *cough* *cough*, but took the literal cheapest explanation possible. It would have been better off with no explanation. Alternate title:
  3. I'm happy to see the Eagles lose for no other reason than trash Eagles fans. Also, da Bears are officially on the clock.
  4. That's one of the best things about Dr. Fate, that for some reason DC just doesn't get - none of their heroes are relatable, in pretty much any capacity. Dr. Fate can be anyone - the helmet chooses the hero. There's so damn much they can do with the character.
  5. This movie was terrible. As someone who doesn't read the comics, what, if anything, makes Black Adam different from Shazam? DC also messed up big time not only by not making a movie about its strongest character (Dr. Fate), but also killing him in the same film they introduced him in. And Dr. Fate, as a character is FAAAAAR more interesting than any of the heroes they've made movies about to date. But Black Adam was just generic and all over the place. Hopefully James Gunn can right the ship, but at this point, I'm not holding my breath.
  6. THIS IS ART Collector's Edition (All Hallow's Eve, Terrifier, Terrifier 2 +Toy +VHS +Book +Artcards +Stickers +Poster +Sunglasses) (2022) SHOP.UMBRELLAENT.COM.AU All Hallow's Eve While watching two children on Halloween night, a babysitter finds an old VHS tape in the kids' trick or treat bag. The tape features three tales of terror, all linked together by a murderous clown. As the night goes on strange things begin to occur in the house. It isn't long before the babysitter learns the horrifying truth... the maniacal clown is slowly working his way into her reality...
  7. O. M. G. THIS IS ART Collector's Edition (All Hallow's Eve, Terrifier, Terrifier 2 +Toy +VHS +Book +Artcards +Stickers +Poster +Sunglasses) (2022) SHOP.UMBRELLAENT.COM.AU All Hallow's Eve While watching two children on Halloween night, a babysitter finds an old VHS tape in the kids' trick or treat bag. The tape features three tales of terror, all linked together by a murderous clown. As the night goes on strange things begin to occur in the house. It isn't long before the babysitter learns the horrifying truth... the maniacal clown is slowly working his way into her reality... Took me all of 45 seconds from when I saw that to when I ordered it.
  8. I'll be getting every version of Terrifier 2 that is sold. Including a VHS version.
  9. I've got some really good ones: Spectacular Spider-Man #1 Captain America featuring first appearance by Punisher Spawn #1 An old Brave & the Bold featuring Batman and Robin First appearance of Carnage Death of Superman in the sealed black baggy And a number of others I can't think of right now. I also have a massive amount of Garbage Pail Kids cards. I have an Adam Bomb in mint condition. Very tempted to send it off to get graded.
  10. Just let me buy it digitally. I'm not getting Streambox.
  11. It's exactly what I never knew I needed in my life, but I 1000% do.
  12. https://houseofmysterioussecrets.com/terrifier-art-the-clown-blood-bath-5-action-figure There's also this, which I think I might have to get: ACTION FIGURE - Terrifier - Art the Clown 12 Inch WWW.TRICKORTREATSTUDIOS.COM
  13. I need to get to see it again. I think it was supposed to be available on streaming already, but that got pushed. I've got the steel book BD preordered, and there's an Art figure that's also up for preorder that I ordered.
  14. The first film has a more graphic kill. One similar to the kill in Bone Tomahawk (which is also amazing). Though, all the kills in Terrifier 2 are pretty exaggerated and gory. This media response is no different than when Saving Private Ryan came out and people were freaking out about the Normandy beach scene.
  15. What I meant was, if the movie was called something else, not in the Halloween franchise, and if the supernatural killer was named something else, that had nothing to do with the franchise. It felt similar to Die Hard with a Vengeance, where the script started as Simon Says, with no connection to the Die Hard franchise, and they shoe horned in Die Hard. Felt like Halloween Ends was written for something completely different, and it's the script they chose to end the trilogy, and shoe horned Laurie and Michael into it. Oddly enough, DHwaV was also the end to the DH trilogy (at the time).
  16. I liked it. I hated the previous two movies. As an ending to this particular trilogy, I agree, it's pretty bad. But as a third entry into a Halloween series, one that paid a lot of homage to Halloween 3, and as a stand alone movie, it was rather enjoyable. When you take Halloween and Michael Meyers out of the movie, it's a rather good film.
  17. This is one of those movies where, the more I think about it, the less I like it. As soon as your brain engages any kind of thought, the movie and its entire premise just crumbles and falls apart.
  18. https://twitter.com/UncleCreepy/status/1580653293822709760?t=Q1puFSEFkPmAMO6C9LU6-A&s=19 Pre-order Terrifier 2 Uncut exclusive steel book at Walmart. December 1st release.
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