Derek

Me, too! If it had 0 stars or 5 stars, I wouldn't have even noticed/paid attention. The single star really caught my eye.

I broke it 😞

Lol. Why does this thread have a 1 star rating?

I WANT TO BELIEVE!

I'm sure you've all heard the story and watched the body cam footage by now. Elaborate hoax or definitive evidence of extra terrestrials? I'm still skeptical and until an actual alien comes down and anally probes me, I will remain so.

I don't think I understand the context of this story in this thread (not a big SF guy), but if this story is actually 100% true, that 13 year-old is the ultimate fucking MVP. Absolutely incredible.

Yeaaaahhh, buddy!

The title picture of that 'sneak peak' looks like some leather clown daddy is sexually assaulting new Captain America.

So is @Keyser_Soze ! https://www.dayonepatch.com/topic/18033-sympathy-for-the-devil-starring-academy-award-winner-nicolas-cage-july-28-2023/

Embracer Deez Nutz.

I meant naming the action not doing the actual penetrating.

Yeah. I don't even really know. I love almost everything cheese related, minus Blue Cheese and that's why I keep going back to try it.

Cocaine Whales!

I really want to like it. I'll try a spoonful 2 or 3 times a year, thinking 'I'm going to like it this time', but alas, I never do.

I never really got into Futurama and I don't know why. It just never really grabbed me in the same way as early Simpsons, early Family Guy or King of the Hill did.

Just googled the cliff notes of the true story. I think this will be too depressing for me to watch.

Google should've just nuked what it wanted and then said "Shit, our servers just fucked up". It's easier to ask for forgiveness than beg for permission. Although, I don't think they're asking for permission. I understand both sides of this. Even if they just delete videos with less than 100 views from uploaders inactive for 2 years, they would free up a huge amount of space. Also, they could get rid of all the ice bucket challenge videos.

Wow. I'm guessing it was a closed casket ceremony. R.I.P. finally.

I don't know why I even remember this, but didn't @stepee or someone else call what, allegedly, happened a 'mormon dip' lol. Edit: Might've been DGH. Kind of sounds like him.

That's right. Thank you. Well, Bomb and his wife have reconciled. Stronger bond than ever. They are going to be A-okay.

Yeah. It feels like a lifetime ago. In my head, I picture Cmack and DT, Irreverent and his Chinese girlfriend all living happily ever after. The bearded gentleman (something wolf?), who sent food to DT, and his wife reconciling, stronger bond than ever. DGH found God and is now a spiritual man, preaching to underprivileged youths. Tofurkey and her husband are now the foster parents of 8 orphans, providing a fantastic life for them. Minnesota Fatz got off the sex offender registry when new evidence came out that the minor's parents were just trying to extort money from him, thinking he was really a wealthy pool hustler. He now advocates for those falsely accused of crimes. The final season of Day One Patch has a fairy tale ending.

Jamie Foxx is ‘out of the hospital’ and ‘recuperating’, daughter says KTLA.COM Actor Jamie Foxx is “out of the hospital” and “recuperating” after suffering “a medical complication” in April, according to his daughter Corinne Foxx. The Oscar… Guess he has been out for weeks and even playing Pickleball. So, I guess he is not going to die yet!

Well, this thread went down a road. The conspiracy theories at work are quite interesting. The top ones, currently, are that P-Diddy had him poisoned because he was going to out Puff Daddy about liking little boys and/or the guy that 'owns all of Hollywood' had him poisoned because Foxx was going to speak out about Hollywood sex parties. I imagine these theories come from the TikTok.

Is it coke?

Fucking awesome as fuck!