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Haven't read the article yet (olol) but to be fair, asking people on Monster if they're looking to change jobs is like asking people on Tinder if they're looking to hook up.

DayOnePatch.com is the most secure social media/networking site in the world because all of your data gets occasionally purged.

Maybe the first sign Trump wasn’t bulletproof was when he lost his own reelection?

Hey I'm a dad again. #2 was born just a couple hours ago: a beautiful,healthy baby girl. (Hope to find out if this little one has covid antibodies from the vaccine!)

It's a great meme format at least.

Olympic Organizers Fire Lead Choreographer Bashar Al-Assad After Use Of Chemical Weapons Comes To Light WWW.THEONION.COM TOKYO—With hours to go before the start of an Olympics already fraught with controversy, organizers of the Tokyo Games announced Thursday they had fired their lead choreographer for the opening ceremonies, Bashar al-Assad, after learning about the Syrian president’s past use of chemical weapons. “It’s has recently…

These fuckers, man.

I feel like we might have faced the issue of succession before. I just wish we had more statues to teach us our history.

The entire concept of central credit scores evaluated and maintained by private entities is abhorrent to existence.

It feels weird to celebrate the fact that I was finally able to give a major company five hundred of my hard-earned American dollars, but here we are. I picked up my Series X from Best Buy this morning!

When That Piece Of Shit didn't die of covid, and downplayed his infection afterwards, that's when the conservative movement really, truly, and finally wrote off caring about the virus.

Bloomberg - Are you a robot? WWW.BLOOMBERG.COM This is just picture perfect. Is that so... LOL This is the wall, btw: He literally could have built a wall 1/4 the length on the narrow part of his land. This dude is a fucking idiot.

All right now it's been a full two weeks, so now it's full immunity, mother fucker! WWWWWOOOOOOOoooo! Let's go! THE SUMMER OF FUCK!!!!

Shapiro got vaccinated? I thought they weren't giving shots to 12 year olds.

Cops don't want to enforce them cause they're chuds not because it's too difficult. They had zero problem enforcing self imposed curfews last year!

Life is meaningless

"Hey! Remember when you liked us?" -CDPR

Sure I can offer some advice. I'd definitely get your front page looking good. Most people find you through your videos, but the next thing they'll look at is your YouTube page. Working on that actually involves a bit of pre-planning. Looks like you have a logo, so the next thing I'd think about is a color scheme of some sort. Pick two to three colors and a font you'll use. These colors and font will be part of the branding and design look of your channel, and you'll want to use them in each video you produce as your sort of "signature". You can come up with other things as well ge

“Our platform attracted a big tent; from the radical left to the alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.”

Champagne/sparkling wine has to be the most overrated alcoholic beverage on this planet.

Lolololololo

It's fun to laugh at his stupidity, but at the end of the day who is the joke really on if our system can't hold him to account?

To whoever wrote this: effective satire requires a scalpel, not a sledgehammer.

the Biden economy opening up jobs in very unexpected places!

Fat boy summer is back on.

God, that is the most 'you' anecdote you've ever shared.

V.A. Issues Vaccine Mandate for Health Care Workers, a First for a Federal Agency - The New York Times WWW.NYTIMES.COM Employees who provide direct patient care have eight weeks to get inoculated against the coronavirus or face penalties including possible removal. About bloody time.

You cheated not only the game but yourself. You didn’t grow. You didn’t improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing.

So I was looking and Mario Odyssey (60fps) is pretty damn close to running well on the win3, and the yuzu dev has stated already that steamos will be much better for this for emulation because of much better linux drivers for it. Pretty sure you aren’t going to have to worry about botw2 not running well enough anymore boys!

There's the Switch Pro!

This new southern states country will be great for the minorities who live there and had no choice or voice in the matter

I AM IMMUNE!

I'll gladly take this for my annual flu shot! Moderna starts human trials of an mRNA-based flu shot WWW.THEVERGE.COM Companies hope they can make a better flu shot.

Fuck John Kelly.

Let's check-in with ResetERA to see how they're handling this development. I have little doubt that it's being discussed in a calm, rational... (looks at 59 page-long thread) So much for that notion!

yeah what can we do without papa roach or panic at the disco