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Chairslinger last won the day on April 3 2023

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  1. Awesome, I definitely plan to pick up a copy next time I take a trip to the mall while listening to music on my Walkman and stop by the local Blockbuster.
  2. I mean, to me it seems like at this point it's like arming kids with uzis in a game of tag and then being a stickler for the no tag back rule. Trump tries to overthrow the government. The government in various outlets has charged him with nearly 100 felonies in a lead up to the election. I think at a certain time and place there is merit to the no charging a candidate rule, but haven't we long since burned that bridge/whistled past that graveyard/pick your own saying?
  3. It's going to be poetic justice if his efforts manages to land one or more of these trials smack dab in the middle of the election. Honestly, since the average memory span of major Trump scandals seems to be about 2 or 3 weeks for the public and media Trump probably would be better off just getting convicted now and have the appeals process going during the election rather than have it front of mind during the election. If someone had timed the Pussy tape a liiiiiitle better we might not have had this decade of hell to begin with.....
  4. Apparently he is resigning in a way that specifically will not allow a special election. Making votes harder on them for the next 9 months. This is an explicit "fuck you" to House Republicans.
  5. It was always a long shot, but I don't see how an appeals court grants him any kind of relief after that statement. Maybe if his lawyers come up with a firm plan and date on how they need a set time to complete a sale on a property to raise the money or something....but how do you get general relief when the guy is literally saying, "I got the money, but I just don't want to give it to ya!"
  6. I mean, I feel like as far as political cartoons go a little sign or something would have been good. Because if you know where it's located I feel like the first impression is....wait, why is the Statue of Liberty building a wall on the Canadian border.....
  7. I feel ya man. It's like it's one thing to mix up a name, but I can't even begin to follow the line of misfiring brain cells that leads to that fucking sentence. How do you get to Joe Biden "beating" Obama. A man who he never ran against except in 2008(when Obama beat him), is the SAME party as, and indeed served under him as his Vice fucking President for 8 years. It's like his aging mind is only able to hold a limited cast of main characters(Biden, Obama, Clinton, McCain, Pelosi, Pence, DeSantis etc.) but he has absolutely no interest(or perhaps ability) to put them in their proper places while he tells the same stories over and over again. I think maybe the most concerning one I have seen so far is when he was campaigning against Haley, was at an event specifically to talk about Haley, and yet he went on at length about how "she" was at fault for J6 because of the Capital police. An event that happened when Haley had been out of government for years. As I said, it is one thing to flub a name, but literally the only connection between what Trump was saying and reality was that it involved "an uppity woman who pissed me off....". It's not great when grandpa starts mixing up Uncle Steve and Uncle Ray's name. It's a whole 'nother level when he starts telling the story of how he and grandma met.....and it's actually the well known family story of how your mom and dad met....
  8. It feels like you really only need to see the headlines to know how Joe did. Republicans are so used to their own reality bubble that they have spent months gleefully telling a narrative about Biden. They committed one of the most basic, politics 101 blunders about "managing expectations" so all Joe had to do was go out there and basically not shit his pants and pretty much everyone looked around confused like, "Wait, this is the guy Republicans have been talking about? He seems fine...". And now Republicans, as they are wont to do, are absolutely FURIOUS that people are believing their own lying eyes instead of Fox News. The same will likely happen for the debates because Republicans have nothing left in their bag of tricks except going 100% intensity all the time to press on the nerve centers of their follower's lizard brains.
  9. Maybe I am overanalyzing here but it almost seems like Trump realizes that he fucked something up because of the reaction and after a quick mental check he thinks he gaffed "nuclear" so he took three shots at pronouncing it....
  10. Tens of thousands die because of the politics of gun control. Children drowning trying to cross the border. Hundreds of thousands die because masks and vaccines were exploited as a political tool. But all of a sudden politics is supposed to stop at the water's edge because of the unthinkable tragedy that a rich 60 year old white guy got cancer? The same guy who used those very issues to make millions by being the court jester for Y'all Qaeda? Nope.
  11. In some ways I think Keith was the blueprint for the modern day celebrity chud like how Limbaugh was the mold for the horrible modern right wing media.
  12. "Blah blah blah free market. Blah blah blah let the market decide." *Renewable energy becomes economically competitive* "Wait, no, not like that!"
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