This really fat person with long hair tried cooking it, but then I noticed their hair was flying into my food and I was like "NOPE I'M COOKING THE FOOD NOW!" He was so mad when I took away his privileges!! Any rational person would take away his privileges; I'm not letting my kids eat hairy food. Get your shit straight, or else I wont you let you see your kids for 17 years!! And I usually put butter on my toast, but today I decided to cheat on butter with peanut butter. Moreover, as you all can see, there are THREE items on my plate.
It's a bit of a vital situation... my kids like the guy I'm currently with, but I've been cheating on him with a plethora of other people. If only my children knew that about half of their genetic information came from a man they don't know. Not even I know who the true father is, it was a triangular event! Please, somebody help! I can't stand the current relationship I'm in and want to stop being a liar!!
Dallas, on 06 May 2013 - 09:46 PM, said:
On top of that, the people I had a threesome with were all so much skinner than me. They had to lift up my jelly rolls in order to reach my womanhood, it was so embarrassing!