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Dallas
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Rate my breakfast/17
07 May 2013 - 08:10 AM
This really fat person with long hair tried cooking it, but then I noticed their hair was flying into my food and I was like "NOPE I'M COOKING THE FOOD NOW!" He was so mad when I took away his privileges!! Any rational person would take away his privileges; I'm not letting my kids eat hairy food. Get your shit straight, or else I wont you let you see your kids for 17 years!! And I usually put butter on my toast, but today I decided to cheat on butter with peanut butter. Moreover, as you all can see, there are THREE items on my plate.
Anybody have any advice how I can cheat on my boyfriend without getting caught?
06 May 2013 - 09:41 PM
It's a bit of a vital situation... my kids like the guy I'm currently with, but I've been cheating on him with a plethora of other people. If only my children knew that about half of their genetic information came from a man they don't know. Not even I know who the true father is, it was a triangular event! Please, somebody help! I can't stand the current relationship I'm in and want to stop being a liar!!
Dallas, on 06 May 2013 - 09:46 PM, said:
On top of that, the people I had a threesome with were all so much skinner than me. They had to lift up my jelly rolls in order to reach my womanhood, it was so embarrassing!
Need some advice on what to have for dinner
06 May 2013 - 03:37 PM
I really need to gain weight and I wanna gain it fast. Which brand of strawberry ice cream should I eat for dinner every night? Should I combine both of them? Or should I have some special brownies?
