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#1 Teva

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 12:49 AM

That's either available here or here

http://www.lcbo.com/....shtml?promo=09

http://www.thebeerstore.ca/beers

#2 Jason

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 12:56 AM

Lion Stout? Really good regardless, insanely good for how cheap it is.
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View PostEngel, on 22 April 2014 - 10:55 PM, said:

This isn't the way to go about it though Biggie.  Unlike being gay like @LionFranco , trans like @ Kaitlyn_Bykova , a woman like @Linda05 , or fat like @Biggie_Rich there is nothing inherently wrong with Jason being Jewish.  Now if he uses his Jew abilities like superior money management, superior legal acumen, or by calling the secret number he has for the AIPAC that controls the US or any other similar organization around the world, or his razor sharp hook nose to harm others then you can deride him for being a Jew.

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 01:02 AM

Like Guinness as in by darkness alone or like as in similar taste?

#4 Teva

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 01:07 AM

View Postrun32.dll, on 14 December 2013 - 01:02 AM, said:

Like Guinness as in by darkness alone or like as in similar taste?

Dark beer with a similar texture that Guinness has.

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 01:11 AM

I could put a ball inside of a can of Mic Ultra for you.

#6 Jason

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 01:42 AM

View PostTeva, on 14 December 2013 - 01:07 AM, said:

Dark beer with a similar texture that Guinness has.

Oh if you're strictly looking for the texture then basically look for any stout that comes off a nitro pour.
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View PostEngel, on 22 April 2014 - 10:55 PM, said:

This isn't the way to go about it though Biggie.  Unlike being gay like @LionFranco , trans like @ Kaitlyn_Bykova , a woman like @Linda05 , or fat like @Biggie_Rich there is nothing inherently wrong with Jason being Jewish.  Now if he uses his Jew abilities like superior money management, superior legal acumen, or by calling the secret number he has for the AIPAC that controls the US or any other similar organization around the world, or his razor sharp hook nose to harm others then you can deride him for being a Jew.

Look Biggie, I'm sorry you can't see your own dick but insulting Jason like that just isn't the way to do things.  Remember his people rule the world, he can get you.

#7 Teva

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 01:55 AM

View PostJason, on 14 December 2013 - 01:42 AM, said:

Oh if you're strictly looking for the texture then basically look for any stout that comes off a nitro pour.

I guess these are the only ones they sell where I live.
http://www.thebeerst...e_1=&packsize=0

This one looks interesting
http://www.thebeerst...e-oatmeal-stout
and it got pretty good reviews here. I think ill try it out tomorrow.


http://beeradvocate....servT=3&start=0

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 12:14 PM

Go with the oatmeal stout.
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Posted 14 December 2013 - 12:45 PM

Hi. This is DT. Is this legal?

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#10 Jason

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 01:03 PM

View PostCMack, on 14 December 2013 - 12:45 PM, said:

Hi. This is DT. Is this legal?

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View PostEngel, on 22 April 2014 - 10:55 PM, said:

This isn't the way to go about it though Biggie.  Unlike being gay like @LionFranco , trans like @ Kaitlyn_Bykova , a woman like @Linda05 , or fat like @Biggie_Rich there is nothing inherently wrong with Jason being Jewish.  Now if he uses his Jew abilities like superior money management, superior legal acumen, or by calling the secret number he has for the AIPAC that controls the US or any other similar organization around the world, or his razor sharp hook nose to harm others then you can deride him for being a Jew.

Look Biggie, I'm sorry you can't see your own dick but insulting Jason like that just isn't the way to do things.  Remember his people rule the world, he can get you.

#11 Tyresian

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 02:18 PM

Nitro stout is amazing, especially on tap. My favorite is Left Hand Nitro Milk Stout on tap. Bottled it isn't as good and I'd rather have a Guinness or Smithwicks.

Something to keep in mind is that Guinness in the US is like a lite stout. Most are heavier and double the alcohol. Also check into Porters.

Finding great stouts is like a life goal that is hard. There are many good ones but few that blow my mind.

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 02:20 PM

@Tyresian

Old Rasputin Imperial Russian Stout.

That's all you will ever need.
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Posted 14 December 2013 - 02:26 PM

View PostSFLUFAN, on 14 December 2013 - 02:20 PM, said:

@Tyresian

Old Rasputin Imperial Russian Stout.

That's all you will ever need.

Old Rasputin was my introduction to imperial stout. What's great is I had no idea what I was getting myself into, I bought it completely on a lark on the criteria that it was in the craft beer section of the supermarket, and that I liked the packaging. What an awesome outcome beer to open up considering I was making a 100% uninformed purchase. :daydream:
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View PostEngel, on 22 April 2014 - 10:55 PM, said:

This isn't the way to go about it though Biggie.  Unlike being gay like @LionFranco , trans like @ Kaitlyn_Bykova , a woman like @Linda05 , or fat like @Biggie_Rich there is nothing inherently wrong with Jason being Jewish.  Now if he uses his Jew abilities like superior money management, superior legal acumen, or by calling the secret number he has for the AIPAC that controls the US or any other similar organization around the world, or his razor sharp hook nose to harm others then you can deride him for being a Jew.

Look Biggie, I'm sorry you can't see your own dick but insulting Jason like that just isn't the way to do things.  Remember his people rule the world, he can get you.

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 03:07 PM

My current favorite stout is Great Divide Yetti Imperial Stout :drool: If you can find it get yourself a bottle.
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Posted 14 December 2013 - 03:54 PM

View PostThe def star, on 14 December 2013 - 03:07 PM, said:

My current favorite stout is Great Divide Yetti Imperial Stout :drool: If you can find it get yourself a bottle.

I think I'm sitting on a bottle of either that or the oaked one (maybe one of each?). That's probably getting to the point where I should be drinking it, if it hasn't already gotten there.
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View PostEngel, on 22 April 2014 - 10:55 PM, said:

This isn't the way to go about it though Biggie.  Unlike being gay like @LionFranco , trans like @ Kaitlyn_Bykova , a woman like @Linda05 , or fat like @Biggie_Rich there is nothing inherently wrong with Jason being Jewish.  Now if he uses his Jew abilities like superior money management, superior legal acumen, or by calling the secret number he has for the AIPAC that controls the US or any other similar organization around the world, or his razor sharp hook nose to harm others then you can deride him for being a Jew.

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Posted 14 December 2013 - 04:18 PM

the company I work for distributes north coast's products.  old rasputin is incredible...

we just started carrying a Danish brewery called Evil Twin that makes a biscotti break stout that is really good too

#17 Tyresian

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Posted 15 December 2013 - 05:14 PM

View PostSFLUFAN, on 14 December 2013 - 02:20 PM, said:

@Tyresian

Old Rasputin Imperial Russian Stout.

That's all you will ever need.

I'll pick some up. I've seen it many times, I don't think I ever tried it though I was curious.

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Posted 15 December 2013 - 05:18 PM

Sam Smith Oatmeal Stout is pretty good.

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#19 Teva

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Posted 15 December 2013 - 05:38 PM

I ended up getting the Oatmeal stout and I really like it.




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