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#1 Dr.Nezt

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 04:14 AM

I may have called that Jewish woman I dated at one time a manipulator... no... she's a fucking saint compared to this chick.

Anyway after the Jewish woman I decided to Go Goy, and something a little closer to my age. This girl was 22 (same as me) and half Irish / half Norwegian. Her face was ok/above average and she had these heinously bright blue eyes. They were crazy as fuck, and I could almost foresee the manipulation by looking at them.

Anyway so I met her on the pretexts of fucking (that's how I roll on dating websites, duh). we went to a sports bar last sunday (superbowl night). I drank a few beers with her and she kept talking about how much she liked me. I met her friends. We went back to her place. Her place was a fucking pigsty and wreaked of sloth. She told me she didn't have a job OR go to school. But she had perfect meatslabs for legs and her ass was nice.  I fucked her on her bed. She asked for a condom but I insisted on not using one (i think i have a condition).

I was kind of floppy dick fucking her, and at that point I immediately realized all was lost. But I had a decent erection at some parts of the session and she insisted she liked me. So I asked her if she wanted to come back to my place , and when we got there, I secretly went into the bathroom and like OD'd on Tadalafil (cialis). Took a really high dose because I was feeling insecure as fuck about my performance.

I proceeded to get a heinously throbbing "you might need to go to the hospital to have your priapism treated, bro" erection and gave her like sick cervix pounding sex. Like grotesque cervix pounding in all positions until she had a few deep vaginal orgasms. I told her that I was "just more comfortable at my place". Yeah. Her response was fucking way different than the first time we fucked. So I realized that everything hinged on that (just like I expected). After the cialis fuck she wanted to put us on facebook as being in a relationship (LOL). and for some reason I said yes.

She slept over the next two nights. Same deal, except the third night I ran out of Cialis but seemed ok without it. She told me about her fucked up life, how her mother was a sociopath that cheated on her father. She told me her dad had quadruple bypass surgery. When we were in bed one night, some guy called her all distraught and was saying shit like ," HE'D BETTER TREAT YOU RIGHT" yada yada yada. So In my head, I'm thinking that break up time is imminent. I mean, her personality was totally substance-less and we had nothing in common.

So then the fourth night comes along, our first night apart. And she tells me that she's hanging out with a guy alone. I asked if she wanted to hang out, and she was like "he really needs to talk alone" (break up time). and then later she was like "oh and by the way [Tom] showed up too" and Tom was the name on her phone of that frantic dude. Then she told me one of the dooders not only was pissed at me, but didn't want to meet me and supposedly seemed violent

So the next day when i saw her I was like K we're done ( i wanted to breakup in person because I love witnessing reactions). She seemed kinda upset, but no crying or anything major. Next day she texted me a bunch of heinous shit, about what a weird freak I am, and how she "probably should" date "[those other guys]" anyway.


Is this the kind of psycho shit the blonde haired blue eyes community is putting up with these days? These type of no personality lie - to - your - face - with - no - remorse cum sluts probably would drive to commit suicide. I can see how someone might be driven to rush to the mp40 over a bitch this psycho back in dubya dubya 2 times. I mean, is there literally just a harem of violent low lives that swarm around the loser blue eyed pussy?

I made her take a Plan B. I'm going to get HIV tested after this one. I probably fucked up here.

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Btw, the racial stuff is all in here jokingly. She really did have obscenely blue eyes though. I had to include some funny shit because she really was that fucking dull

#2 DGH

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 04:21 AM

Ctrl F's "White Stuffs"

leaves dissapointed

edit:

read HIV test...lol's...and now goes back to read whole thing

#3 Dr.Nezt

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 04:22 AM

View PostDGH, on 08 February 2013 - 04:21 AM, said:

Ctrl F's "White Stuffs"

leaves dissapointed

No her pussy actually tasted good and was devoid of white stuffs. I think that's why I accepted the relationship idea at first.

I think she just makes the other dooders wear latex

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 04:25 AM

you meet some crazy women bro

and if you are worried about your performance, get on an SSRI. Shit bro its turned me into a porn star

BASH THE CERVIX...FILL THE HOLE...MANY INCHES...LEFT TO GOOOOO!!!!


#5 Dr.Nezt

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 04:31 AM

View PostDGH, on 08 February 2013 - 04:25 AM, said:

you meet some crazy women bro

and if you are worried about your performance, get on an SSRI. Shit bro its turned me into a porn star

BASH THE CERVIX...FILL THE HOLE...MANY INCHES...LEFT TO GOOOOO!!!!

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 04:42 AM

if you met her on the internet then PICS

need to see this satan cum slut
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 04:56 AM

Doesn't really sound that psycho or manipulative...just sounds like it didn't work out.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 05:16 AM

View PostDr.Nezt, on 08 February 2013 - 04:14 AM, said:

I fucked her on her bed. She asked for a condom but I insisted on not using one (i think i have a condition).

Please elaborate.
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 05:18 AM

View PostKeyser_Soze, on 08 February 2013 - 05:16 AM, said:

Please elaborate.

He gets anxiety because he goes soft when he puts a condom on.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 05:25 AM

I'm not getting the psycho or manipulative impression.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 05:49 AM

View PostEngel, on 08 February 2013 - 05:25 AM, said:

I'm not getting the psycho or manipulative impression.

She's a woman

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 06:09 AM

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 06:12 AM

I was expecting something better than what I just read.
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#14 Dr.Nezt

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 06:13 AM

her hair is dyed brown in this pic though so it takes away from the story ;_;

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 06:14 AM

View Postvaxick, on 08 February 2013 - 06:12 AM, said:

I was expecting something better than what I just read.

dude i'm sorry, this story was bad, i had no way of saving it

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 06:57 AM

Crazy attracts crazy; no two ways about it.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 07:29 AM

1. I throughly enjoy your post
2. No condom :|
3. NEVER show them where you live. NEVER. Until you know their stable.
4. She doesn't seem crazy from your story, maybe she just likes the attention of men and loves to fuck.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 08:09 AM

View PostBasemntDweller2, on 08 February 2013 - 07:29 AM, said:

1. I throughly enjoy your post
2. No condom :|
3. NEVER show them where you live. NEVER. Until you know their stable.
4. She doesn't seem crazy from your story, maybe she just likes the attention of men and loves to fuck.

He knew her stable. That's where they first MADE FLOPPY DICK LOVE.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 08:14 AM

Stop meeting girls on the Internet and find some normal people.
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 08:23 AM

She definitely has that psychotic/manipulative look.  She looks like she could be Taylor Swifts sister.  But yeah you go for weirdos because you are a weirdo yourself.  You wouldnt even know what to do with a normal girl.  Dont you meet any girls at school?

#21 Engel

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 09:23 AM

View PostRedSoxFan9, on 08 February 2013 - 05:49 AM, said:



She's a woman

We don't find sexism funny around here.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 09:40 AM

View PostEngel, on 08 February 2013 - 09:23 AM, said:

We don't find sexism funny around here.
Funny is funny regardless of the subject.  Sexism for its own sake no is not funny.

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#23 Bombasador

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 09:40 AM

View PostEngel, on 08 February 2013 - 09:23 AM, said:

We don't find sexism funny around here.

I do, but only because he's saying it in jest. But there's a part of me, WAY down deep in my mid-section-moulin, that secretely hopes his comment comes from an honest place and cheers his bravery to share his blunt wisdom with the rest of the group.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 10:24 AM

Damn, that girl is crazy hot!

Also, where the fuck do you get Cialis from?

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 10:25 AM

View PostJose, on 08 February 2013 - 10:24 AM, said:

Damn, that girl is crazy hot!

Also, where the fuck do you get Cialis from?

Are you asking for a friend?

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 10:33 AM

View PostEngel, on 08 February 2013 - 09:23 AM, said:



We don't find sexism funny around here.

I do.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 10:35 AM

View PostBombasador, on 08 February 2013 - 10:25 AM, said:



Are you asking for a friend?

I don't have floppy dick issues. I'm just wondering how Next even goes about getting something like that at his age.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 10:38 AM

View PostJose, on 08 February 2013 - 10:35 AM, said:



I don't have floppy dick issues. I'm just wondering how Next even goes about getting something like that at his age.

Don't worry man.   You can share your limp dick issues with us.   We aren't here to judge.  Acceptance is the first step to recovery.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 10:44 AM

Dude, if I don't mutilate this girl's cervix that I'm seeing, she's going to leave me. That's how all women think, right? This isn't a completely insane worldview, right?!

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 10:46 AM

View PostJose, on 08 February 2013 - 10:44 AM, said:

Dude, if I don't mutilate this girl's cervix that I'm seeing, she's going to leave me. That's how all women think, right? This isn't a completely insane worldview, right?!

Let's work on getting past the limp dick first.  You gotta learn to walk before you run ya know.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 10:51 AM

View PostDeliriumTremenator, on 08 February 2013 - 10:33 AM, said:



I do.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 10:54 AM

View PostJose, on 08 February 2013 - 10:44 AM, said:

Dude, if I don't mutilate this girl's cervix that I'm seeing, she's going to leave me. That's how all women think, right? This isn't a completely insane worldview, right?!

Really?  The three guys I've slept with didn't do that.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 10:55 AM

Oh hey look it's a really long drawn out post about a weird dating situation which is a thinly veiled disguise of the fact that nezt just wants people to know he got some.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 10:57 AM

View PostDeliriumTremenator, on 08 February 2013 - 10:54 AM, said:

Really?  The three guys I've slept with didn't do that.

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But you left the prior two... time will tell if the statement holds true. ;)

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 10:58 AM

View PostDeliriumTremenator, on 08 February 2013 - 10:54 AM, said:



Really?  The three guys I've slept with didn't do that.

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Don't tell Nezt. He won't know what to think anymore.




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