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Who wants to get FUCKED tonight?

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Not me cause I'm not married right now so that means no

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Not me cause I'm not married right now so that means no

Andrea Finger, will you marry me... right now?
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done

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i fucked myself. does that count?

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I want to get fucked, but my bf is under the weather.

DAT D

I got fucked when I was under the weather. Made me all better :sun:

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I want to fuck someone. I haven't really felt the motivation to put moves on anyone lately, though.

well then you don't REALLY want to fuck somebody then.

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yeah sorry dave this thread is for people who want to FUCK aka get it the fuck on right now so bad they go fuck their neighbor or go get a hooker

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well then you don't REALLY want to fuck somebody then.

Well no, I do. Like, if I had a girlfriend I'd be all about it. I'd be getting my dick wet like it's dying of thirst. But I don't have one at the moment, I don't have a booty call either, so... eh. It can wait. The thought of fucking someone is delightful, the thought of GETTING someone to want to fuck.... not so much. I'd rather sit here in my pajamas with my beer and pizza.
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Well no, I do. Like, if I had a girlfriend I'd be all about it. I'd be getting my dick wet like it's dying of thirst. But I don't have one at the moment, I don't have a booty call either, so... eh. It can wait. The thought of fucking someone is delightful, the thought of GETTING someone to want to fuck.... not so much. I'd rather sit here in my pajamas with my beer and pizza.

aka, as @ said GTFO OUT THIS THREAD.

nah I get it though. I don't mind a little penetration ya know? but i'm picky about who these days especially after I used to be such a slut. it aint worth getting fucked if it aint special so im gonna just aim for becoming a reclaimed virgin. 6 years and 5 months to go!!! also i llove beer good for you

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dying of thirst.

@ @ @ @

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wow no need to be rude kitty this thread is all about FUCKING and have a good time.

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@ @ @ @

lol i almost commented on that
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