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#1 Pretzel

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Posted 29 August 2012 - 09:07 PM

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#2 Dre801

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Posted 29 August 2012 - 09:33 PM

Heh, "Excessive chair squeaking and farting in someone's face."

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#3 Starscream

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Posted 29 August 2012 - 09:34 PM

I remember being younger and getting in trouble for pulling some kids pants down. Nowadays I'd be expelled and forced to take sexual harassment classes

#4 GROCERIES

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Posted 29 August 2012 - 09:35 PM

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LMFAO

#5 TheLeon

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Posted 29 August 2012 - 09:35 PM

Calling a teacher a muggle is totally not worth detention. Take 5 points from their house, of course, but detention is pushing it.
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#6 Carld316

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Posted 30 August 2012 - 10:35 AM

LMFAO!!

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Posted 31 August 2012 - 05:04 AM

I got detention once, I was so fucking pissed, cuz the teacher was always letting other people slide, but the one time I talked in class, he gave me detention.

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#8 Shoes

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Posted 31 August 2012 - 07:14 AM

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haha, what the fuck, they punished the kid that got hit!?
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#9 SilverShadow

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Posted 31 August 2012 - 07:22 AM

Some creative stuff in there.
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#10 Carld316

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Posted 31 August 2012 - 10:58 AM

View PostthoseAREmySHOES, on 31 August 2012 - 07:14 AM, said:

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haha, what the fuck, they punished the kid that got hit!?
deserved.

#11 Carld316

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Posted 31 August 2012 - 11:04 AM

This one is retarded.
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#12 madmankevin

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Posted 31 August 2012 - 11:05 AM

"On going nonsense" in class?  I've had dick teachers like that.

View PostTheLeon, on 29 August 2012 - 09:35 PM, said:

Calling a teacher a muggle is totally not worth detention. Take 5 points from their house, of course, but detention is pushing it.

Lulz.

At first I didn't see the humor in this:

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Posted 31 August 2012 - 11:07 AM

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