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Funny detention slips

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Heh, "Excessive chair squeaking and farting in someone's face."

"Show me your booty hole." :lol:

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I remember being younger and getting in trouble for pulling some kids pants down. Nowadays I'd be expelled and forced to take sexual harassment classes

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I got detention once, I was so fucking pissed, cuz the teacher was always letting other people slide, but the one time I talked in class, he gave me detention.

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haha, what the fuck, they punished the kid that got hit!?

deserved.
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"On going nonsense" in class? I've had dick teachers like that.

Calling a teacher a muggle is totally not worth detention. Take 5 points from their house, of course, but detention is pushing it.

Lulz.

At first I didn't see the humor in this:

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