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Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim


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#1 EvilFriedBacon

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Posted 26 May 2012 - 11:21 PM

http://www.miamihera...#storylink=addt

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The officer, who has not been identified, approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots."


That's what I've heard on the road, anyhow. Take it for what it is.
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#2 RedSoxFan9

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Posted 26 May 2012 - 11:22 PM

Zombies?

#3 GigersALIEN

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Posted 26 May 2012 - 11:23 PM

well thats lovely
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#4 Jason

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Posted 26 May 2012 - 11:23 PM

View PostRedSoxFan9, on 26 May 2012 - 11:22 PM, said:

Zombies?

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This isn't the way to go about it though Biggie.  Unlike being gay like @LionFranco , trans like @ Kaitlyn_Bykova , a woman like @Linda05 , or fat like @Biggie_Rich there is nothing inherently wrong with Jason being Jewish.  Now if he uses his Jew abilities like superior money management, superior legal acumen, or by calling the secret number he has for the AIPAC that controls the US or any other similar organization around the world, or his razor sharp hook nose to harm others then you can deride him for being a Jew.

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#5 NeoJoe

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Posted 26 May 2012 - 11:25 PM

Seems like that Urban Weekend crowd has progressed from just shooting people. Again, I'm so glad I'm not down there anymore!
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Posted 26 May 2012 - 11:25 PM

I blame it on massa

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Posted 26 May 2012 - 11:35 PM

View PostEvilFriedBacon, on 26 May 2012 - 11:21 PM, said:

http://www.miamihera...#storylink=addt

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The officer, who has not been identified, approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots."



You know, I am watching the NBA Playoffs, and the constant story is whether or not LeBron James has the desire to win a championship.

LeBron could take a lesson from that zombie.....he really wanted that face.

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Posted 26 May 2012 - 11:36 PM

Stay classy Miami.
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Posted 26 May 2012 - 11:40 PM

View PostRedSoxFan9, on 26 May 2012 - 11:22 PM, said:

Zombies?

Lets hope he shot it in the head

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 12:15 AM

View PostHUNK, on 26 May 2012 - 11:40 PM, said:

Lets hope he shot it in the head

Sounds like he double tapped a few times.
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Posted 27 May 2012 - 12:31 AM

that's awesome!

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 12:38 AM

PCP is a helluva drug.
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Posted 27 May 2012 - 06:42 AM

That's kindof hot.
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Posted 27 May 2012 - 12:12 PM

wat
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KB....go ahead and throw one more passive aggressive remark at me.

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 12:17 PM

The zombie apocalypse has begun....

You know zombie jokes have probably been flying around non stop at that police building haha

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 12:47 PM

View PostRedSoxFan9, on 26 May 2012 - 11:22 PM, said:

Zombies?

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 01:34 PM

Good thing we've all played Resident Evil games, we're ready
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Posted 27 May 2012 - 01:56 PM

Time to get prepared for the zombie apocalypse.

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 02:05 PM

View PostDodger, on 27 May 2012 - 01:34 PM, said:

Good thing we've all played Resident Evil games, we're ready

Replaying RE2 just in case

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 02:13 PM

You are so awesome @ninjakitty.. I'm going to brush up on my zombie killing skills, Dead Island game time!

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 02:17 PM

View PostDodger, on 27 May 2012 - 01:34 PM, said:

Good thing we've all played Resident Evil games, we're ready

Only thing Resident Evil games have taught me is that pot plants cure zombie bites.
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Posted 27 May 2012 - 06:45 PM

View PostSFLUFAN, on 27 May 2012 - 12:38 AM, said:

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That's exactly what I thought.

#23 LionFranco

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 07:56 PM

Yeah, you know that guy used some seriously tainted shit.
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Posted 28 May 2012 - 01:26 AM

View PostLionFranco, on 27 May 2012 - 07:56 PM, said:

Yeah, you know that guy used some seriously tainted shit.

Most likely the T-virus.

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Posted 28 May 2012 - 01:31 AM

I wonder what is tastier, white meat or dark.

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Posted 28 May 2012 - 03:07 AM

That's weird, but I find it strange that the camera is just out of view of the actual happenings. and those cars; I feel like one would have swerved quite a bit at a gunshot so nearby.
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Posted 28 May 2012 - 06:15 AM

The Gamer.tv guide to taking care of a Zombie "problem".

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Posted 28 May 2012 - 09:47 AM

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Posted 28 May 2012 - 10:44 AM

The problem better be fixed soon. I'm going to Florida in two weeks!

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Posted 28 May 2012 - 03:26 PM

View PostSFLUFAN, on 27 May 2012 - 12:38 AM, said:

PCP is a helluva drug.

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