- Slept through my alarm.
- Stepped in cat vomit on the way to the bathroom. Im barefoot.
- Two of my employees called out and a third is going to be an hour late.
- My hazelnut iced coffee tastes like crap.
- I'm stuck in traffic.
- Its threatening to rain. Depending on this, I may have a slow and uneventful day or I'll be stressed out and you can expect another stupid customer thread.
Le sigh














