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madmankevin

Does my vagina look like a 14 year old's vagina?

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I work at a strip club and no not as a dancer. I DJ there during the week so I have plenty of stories. Believe me when I say that strippers are some of the most interesting people I have come across, lol.

I have so much respect for you. I now want to DJ a strip club

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I work at a strip club and no not as a dancer. I DJ there during the week so I have plenty of stories. Believe me when I say that strippers are some of the most interesting people I have come across, lol.

Yeah, funny how naked women catch our interest.

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Well I like to tell people that strippers are damn fun if you get to hang out with them. They are straight shooters and will tell you up front what they like. No need to play no guessing games. They are cool as hell but don't ever think you can have a normal relationship with one. There is a reason why they are dancing for money lol.

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I am sure most strippers look to settle down if they can. Surely they don't like doing that. Well, I guess some of them do.

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I am sure most strippers look to settle down if they can. Surely they don't like doing that. Well, I guess some of them do.

The one i mentioned above was probably the only girl that night who seemed like she really loved what she did. I think she was probably older than most of the women on stage too, so she's probably been doing it for awhile. Possibly as old as early 30s, or maybe mid to late 20s if she tanned a lot when she was younger. But she was up there really getting off on the exhibitionism. Clearly wasted and probably high, but she was fucking the stage, masturbating, and really getting into putting on a show.

But yeah, some of the technically best dancers never cracked a single smile, and definitely seemed like they hated their life, and that kind of ruins it for me.

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Some girls actually do like dancing. They work like 4-5 hours and come out anywhere from $100 - $800 cash. I think I have only met 2 girls who actually quite dancing after finishing their school. It's weird but from what I learned is that there is a reason why they are dancing naked for money and that's because they aren't "normal". Not normal like in a bad way just not like you and I.

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The one i mentioned above was probably the only girl that night who seemed like she really loved what she did. I think she was probably older than most of the women on stage too, so she's probably been doing it for awhile. Possibly as old as early 30s, or maybe mid to late 20s if she tanned a lot when she was younger. But she was up there really getting off on the exhibitionism. Clearly wasted and probably high, but she was fucking the stage, masturbating, and really getting into putting on a show.

But yeah, some of the technically best dancers never cracked a single smile, and definitely seemed like they hated their life, and that kind of ruins it for me.

I can see where it could be fullfilling a fetish with some people and they could actually enjoy it without even being high. Plus, I hear it can be quite lucrative too. People are complicated. It is hard to generalize about them.

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I DJ there during the week so I have plenty of stories.

Such as? :daydream:

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Well a story I usually tell that's pretty funny is one time this dancer got up on stage. She usually gets this customer that always makes it rain on her. He always gets about $1000 of ones and just goes to town on her. When she got into doing her second song the dude goes up to the tip rail with a stack of ones. He smacks the ones down on the tip rail and throws it up at her and walks away. But I guess this must of been a fresh batch of ones because they didn't spread out and rain on her. Instead they flew at her like a brick and smacked her right in the face and exploded all over her. It hit her pretty hard as my DJ booth is like 20 feet away from the middle of the stage and I had the music bumping pretty loud and even I heard it. There were other people at the tip rail and they were trying not to laugh as the dancer was in shock cuz she didn't know what hit her. She like stopped dancing for a good 30 seconds trying to figure out what happen. She looked upset but I guess she couldn't have been that mad cuz it looked like it was about 200 of $1 bills that hit her face. I know if it happen to me I wouldn't be mad :lol: I have also seen dancers fall off the stripper polls. Those things be dangerous yo, lol.

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There's a distinct lack of 14 year old vagina in most topics.

Bums me out.

Gross. The only good thing about 14 year old vagina is that it's not 15.

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Every time I went to a strip club it was cause a pornstar was there.

I have seen Jenna Haze, Aurora Snow, Savanna Samson, and Jenna Jameson.

Aurora kissed my on the lips...pretty disgusting

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Every time I went to a strip club it was cause a pornstar was there.

I have seen Jenna Haze, Aurora Snow, Savanna Samson, and Jenna Jameson.

Aurora kissed my on the lips...pretty disgusting

By association did you realize how many cocks you had on your lips?

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By association did you realize how many cocks you had on your lips?

Exactly. I gave her 5 bucks and she kissed me right on the lips... I was like...eh...but drunk.

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Gross. The only good thing about 14 year old vagina is that it's not 15.

Getting a little too old for ya huh?

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Well today at work we had 2 fights break out for some chick that doesn't even work here and some dude pulled out a gun in the parking lot. Just another day at the club.

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I went to a club with a friend from IGN (MitchDohm) I had met that day and two of his female friends, the strippers pulled both of the girls on stage and stripped them naked throwing their clothes at us.

Neither of the girls was very attractive though so I was pretty grossed out by having her panties hit me in the face. The creepy guy in the dolphins hat and starter jacket that crammed ones in his mouth for the strippers to retrieve with their tits was pretty hilarious though.

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Gross. The only good thing about 14 year old vagina is that it's not 15.

Not that there was ever any doubt, we now know what kind of predator Gigers is.

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I've only been to one and it was for my best friends 18th birthday.

Most of the clubs around here are topless only, so I took him to the beach and to one of the fully nude clubs. He had a blast...it was a bit "meh" to me. I'd rather interact with my entertainment than just watch it, lol. I wasn't however going to chase some stripper.

They did get down pretty hardcore on you in the private dances though.

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Most of the clubs around here are topless only, so I took him to the beach and to one of the fully nude clubs. He had a blast...it was a bit "meh" to me. I'd rather interact with my entertainment than just watch it, lol. I wasn't however going to chase some stripper.

They did get down pretty hardcore on you in the private dances though.

Yeah, I have been to three and it was a meh experience every time. I need to consummate something when I see a bunch of naked women, not just stare at them or have them sit on my damn lap. I don't see how it can be anything but a frustrating experience for any man.

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