Of course she started laughing when I said "What in the hell kind of a question is that?" Apparently the dj a few nights back said "Welcome and put your hands together for Ruby and her amazing 14 year old vagina" as she was coming on stage.
I'm not a regular at strip clubs, but it's always nice getting a few friends together to help put the less fortunate through college. Let's open this up to weird strip club stories. I know you guys have them!