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Does my vagina look like a 14 year old's vagina?

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^^^That's what a stripper asked me last night. :/

Of course she started laughing when I said "What in the hell kind of a question is that?" Apparently the dj a few nights back said "Welcome and put your hands together for Ruby and her amazing 14 year old vagina" as she was coming on stage.

I'm not a regular at strip clubs, but it's always nice getting a few friends together to help put the less fortunate through college. Let's open this up to weird strip club stories. I know you guys have them! :]

Part of the reason for creating this thread was to see if it will get thousands of page views...

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I chatted to a stripper in a strip club when I was hammered for about 30 minutes not realising all the double entendre's she was throwing about the place. She received no business from me.

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The one and only time I went to a strip club, a really obnoxious stripper came over and sat on my leg and talked about her dreams of opening a dog grooming studio while grabbing at my junk, until she realized I had no interest in a private show. When she got up, there was a visible and sizable wet spot on my shorts from where she was sitting. I felt like I needed to boil my leg in bleach, and then burn those shorts in an incinerator that also had bleach in it.

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I went to a strip club and this stripper wanted to take me to a private room. I was dating my wife at the time so I kept saying no. So she brought over the bouncer and he was grabbing me and trying to push me with her to the room. I was like fuck this and left.

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I went to a strip club and this stripper wanted to take me to a private room. I was dating my wife at the time so I kept saying no. So she brought over the bouncer and he was grabbing me and trying to push me with her to the room. I was like fuck this and left.

That makes so much business sense. Being dragged into a room by a bouncer is totally the right way to get you in the mood!

:silly:

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i haven't been to one in ages and have no desire to go at this point. I'm a pretty lousy strip club patron anyway since i typically spend the who time telling those broads 'no thanks' to their lapdance offers. I turned down pretty much every chick in the place once, and eventually they all gave me this, "are you gay or something?" look. :lol:

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I have a stripper story. I banged my neighbors absurdly hot cousin who was a stripper than didn't show up to her birthday party the next day. My roommate/best friend at the time who was one of the biggest morons in history asked me if he could have a go at her and i said go for it so he showed up instead of me and hit on her all night.

It may sound dick but it's a long story, i was honestly shocked to find out she actually wanted me to go and was pretty upset when i didn't.

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I had a lap dance once.

I was working for the Blitz in 2001 and we had a football promotion for Bud at Columbus Gold. I was out there with one of the female DJ's. We were doing the promotion and one of the strippers came up to me and told me to sit down. So, I did and she started flapping her ass in my face and pushing her boobs at me... I was mortified. After a song's worth of that she smiled and walked away. The DJ I was working with asked me how that was, and told me she paid em 20 bucks to do it.

I didn't work with her again.

I'm not saying the stripper wasn't attractive. But she fluffed her ass in my face. FLUFFED her ASS in my face. It was absolutely disgusting. I came there to work, already grossed out at the fact that every time I looked up there was going to be shaven twat and saggy tits in my line of sight... and then this woman fluffs her assy ass in my face.

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We were doing the promotion and one of the strippers came up to me and told me to sit down. So, I did and she started flapping her ass in my face and pushing her boobs at me... I was mortified.

I just thought this quote deserved a little more attention.

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I once went to a strip club where I was allowed to touch, it was weird considering every strip club I went to before didn't allow it. Had this hot ass blonde with high b cups and a nice ass, she had to have been maybe 19 at best so firm and tight. That's my only good story really.

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We were doing the promotion and one of the strippers came up to me and told me to sit down. So, I did and she started flapping her ass in my face and pushing her boobs at me... I was mortified.

I just thought this quote deserved a little more attention.

It was disgusting. I wouldn't even let a dude stripper do that. Ugghh...

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I work at a strip club and no not as a dancer. I DJ there during the week so I have plenty of stories. Believe me when I say that strippers are some of the most interesting people I have come across, lol.

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