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#1 SnazzyMcHappyPants

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Posted 27 November 2011 - 11:44 PM

and then just walk to the bathroom to wipe it off? i just did that

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Posted 27 November 2011 - 11:46 PM

Keep it on your fingers as they form a ring around your shaft, walk to toilet, spiderman that shit into the depths. Flush. No chance of scoopage and crazy lady baby in the future.
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Posted 27 November 2011 - 11:55 PM

I DO THIS EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY OF MY LIFE. WHO CARES?

Also, MayoFist's technique.

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Posted 28 November 2011 - 12:06 AM

I was not aware that there was any other way.
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Posted 28 November 2011 - 12:14 AM

^ :lol:  I'm dying laughing

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Posted 28 November 2011 - 12:25 AM

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Keep it on your fingers as they form a ring around your shaft, walk to toilet, spiderman that shit into the depths. Flush. No chance of scoopage and crazy lady baby in the future.
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Posted 28 November 2011 - 12:31 AM

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Posted 28 November 2011 - 10:19 AM

I either have paper towels prepped on the floor or I bust into a toilet depending on if I'm fapping from my phone/iPad or PC.
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Posted 28 November 2011 - 07:40 PM

I actually have a slightly deformed penis, a genetic thing that like 1 out of 1400 guys has.  The result of which is that i get absolutely no distance, i just sit down on a towel and it sorta runs down to the towel, very easy cleanup.

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Posted 28 November 2011 - 07:43 PM

I just grab a handful of TP and flush it when I'm done. Works like a dream.
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Posted 28 November 2011 - 08:15 PM

View Postbaserock love, on 28 November 2011 - 07:40 PM, said:

I actually have a slightly deformed penis, a genetic thing that like 1 out of 1400 guys has.  The result of which is that i get absolutely no distance, i just sit down on a towel and it sorta runs down to the towel, very easy cleanup.

So no, I never have.


The ladies must love getting "dripped" on like a leaky faucet :P
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Posted 30 November 2011 - 01:33 AM

View PostLucian04, on 28 November 2011 - 08:15 PM, said:

The ladies must love getting "dripped" on like a leaky faucet :P

They seem to enjoy it regardless.  It does suck though, not only can I do multiples in quick order but i can blow some monsters and hosing a girl down is one of my favorite things to do but i sorta gotta let gravity do most of the work and i think that takes some of the hotness factor out of it.  Long as the head is touching my point of aim, you can hardly notice the difference.
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Posted 30 November 2011 - 01:56 AM

Is your peehole on the bottom of the head? I've seen that in porn occasionally, and apparently it's not that uncommon.

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Posted 30 November 2011 - 02:22 AM

View Post-Chris, on 30 November 2011 - 01:56 AM, said:

Is your peehole on the bottom of the head? I've seen that in porn occasionally, and apparently it's not that uncommon.

Sortof but not really.  It's kindof hard to explain.  I probably have the same thing those guys do though from what i hear it's pretty damn uncommon. The condition can definitely vary based on severity and i have a very pronounced case but not bad enough that it's a problem and it didn't require surgery, and it's symmetrical so i'm lucky.   I've never hooked up with a girl that's seen it before and statistically it's pretty uncommon but not at all rare i'm told.  I used to get std tested a LOT and the person examining me mentioned it quite many times, something along the line of "Oh wow, never seen this irl before.".  I also get a lot of comments about it on xtube, it's apparently a fetish in the gay community and i got the desireable traits of it.

I'd say what it is but you know how it is googling ANY condition you will only find the worst case scenarios and for some reason it would bug me to have anybody that did think i have some mangled gnarled post op wreck of a cock :P

Some love it, some find it a little strange, oddly some don't even notice the first time they get up close and personal with it..
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Posted 30 November 2011 - 02:28 AM

Is it the condition that they talk about in the movie 100 Girls?
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Posted 30 November 2011 - 02:29 AM

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Is it the condition that they talk about in the movie 100 Girls?

I don't know, got a link to the clip?
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Posted 30 November 2011 - 02:31 AM

I usually rub it in like it's some magical lotion.

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Posted 15 December 2011 - 03:24 PM

View Postbaserock love, on 30 November 2011 - 02:29 AM, said:

I don't know, got a link to the clip?

OH COME ON, i'm dying to know the condition!!

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Posted 15 December 2011 - 03:29 PM

Yup, it slides down my thighs too.
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What did I just read :S
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Posted 15 December 2011 - 03:48 PM

One time it hit my chin, too damn close to my mouth. My girl always knows if I've jerked it. No evidence required, must be my mood or something.
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Posted 15 December 2011 - 03:50 PM

in eating your own sperm, don't you just harmlessly recover some lost nutrients?

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View PostNezt, on 15 December 2011 - 03:50 PM, said:

in eating your own sperm, don't you just harmlessly recover some lost nutrients?

White stuffs :drool:
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Posted 15 December 2011 - 07:36 PM

View PostNezt, on 15 December 2011 - 03:24 PM, said:

OH COME ON, i'm dying to know the condition!!

I'ts less a condition and more a physical trait.  Really though, i want to see this clip from this movie, if they're talking about it, then you'll know.
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Posted 15 December 2011 - 07:54 PM

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I'ts less a condition and more a physical trait.  Really though, i want to see this clip from this movie, if they're talking about it, then you'll know.
I looked for it but couldn't find it. It's just a really short dialogue clip. Basically the star's roommate in college constantly talks about all these chicks he's banging and toward the end you find out he's lying and that he's afraid to get with anyone because of this problem with his penis. I think the closest he gets to describing it, if I remember right, is that he had to like twist his penis to pee. It's really vague in my memory though.
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