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do you ever bust a nut all over your lower abdomen

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and then just walk to the bathroom to wipe it off? i just did that

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Keep it on your fingers as they form a ring around your shaft, walk to toilet, spiderman that shit into the depths. Flush. No chance of scoopage and crazy lady baby in the future.

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I DO THIS EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY OF MY LIFE. WHO CARES?

Also, MayoFist's technique.

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Keep it on your fingers as they form a ring around your shaft, walk to toilet, spiderman that shit into the depths. Flush. No chance of scoopage and crazy lady baby in the future.

I need to get better about disposing of my semen.

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WHY DID I ENTER THIS THREAD

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this is the perfect reaction, seriously

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The fuck? Did you go to Penn State or Syracuse?

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I either have paper towels prepped on the floor or I bust into a toilet depending on if I'm fapping from my phone/iPad or PC.

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I actually have a slightly deformed penis, a genetic thing that like 1 out of 1400 guys has. The result of which is that i get absolutely no distance, i just sit down on a towel and it sorta runs down to the towel, very easy cleanup.

So no, I never have.

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I just grab a handful of TP and flush it when I'm done. Works like a dream.

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I actually have a slightly deformed penis, a genetic thing that like 1 out of 1400 guys has. The result of which is that i get absolutely no distance, i just sit down on a towel and it sorta runs down to the towel, very easy cleanup.

So no, I never have.

The ladies must love getting "dripped" on like a leaky faucet :P

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The ladies must love getting "dripped" on like a leaky faucet :P

They seem to enjoy it regardless. It does suck though, not only can I do multiples in quick order but i can blow some monsters and hosing a girl down is one of my favorite things to do but i sorta gotta let gravity do most of the work and i think that takes some of the hotness factor out of it. Long as the head is touching my point of aim, you can hardly notice the difference.

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Is your peehole on the bottom of the head? I've seen that in porn occasionally, and apparently it's not that uncommon.

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Is your peehole on the bottom of the head? I've seen that in porn occasionally, and apparently it's not that uncommon.

Sortof but not really. It's kindof hard to explain. I probably have the same thing those guys do though from what i hear it's pretty damn uncommon. The condition can definitely vary based on severity and i have a very pronounced case but not bad enough that it's a problem and it didn't require surgery, and it's symmetrical so i'm lucky. I've never hooked up with a girl that's seen it before and statistically it's pretty uncommon but not at all rare i'm told. I used to get std tested a LOT and the person examining me mentioned it quite many times, something along the line of "Oh wow, never seen this irl before.". I also get a lot of comments about it on xtube, it's apparently a fetish in the gay community and i got the desireable traits of it.

I'd say what it is but you know how it is googling ANY condition you will only find the worst case scenarios and for some reason it would bug me to have anybody that did think i have some mangled gnarled post op wreck of a cock :P

Some love it, some find it a little strange, oddly some don't even notice the first time they get up close and personal with it..

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Is it the condition that they talk about in the movie 100 Girls?

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Is it the condition that they talk about in the movie 100 Girls?

I don't know, got a link to the clip?

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I usually rub it in like it's some magical lotion.

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I don't know, got a link to the clip?

OH COME ON, i'm dying to know the condition!!

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What did I just read :S

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