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      Update on the single-device/browser login restriction issue some people are having.   04/04/2017

      4/7/2017 update: Now people who've been affected by this are saying that it went away on its own after about a week. So I dunno, if this would really hugely inconvenience you try to not log in on additional devices/browsers until the 4.2 update that's supposed to hopefully resolve this for good.   original announcement: For a long time now, D1P has been limited to three logins at a time; logging in on a fourth device or browser would log you out everywhere else. Unfortunately, multiple people have been reporting that they've started experiencing being limited to ONE login at a time.   The good news is, Invision Power Services (the company that makes our forum software) is aware of the issue and will be addressing it in version 4.2 of the software, which is the next big update. The bad news is, they announced about a month ago (the beginning of March 2017) that the update will be coming out in "mid 2017", so we probably have at least another couple of months to go before this is resolved.   In the meantime, I apologize to those affected for the inconvenience, and would suggest to everyone else to not log in to additional devices until this is resolved if this is something you don't want to have to have to deal with. I'm still not 100% sure on why it's not affecting everyone and why it didn't hit everyone affected at the same time, but the timing of when the reports of this started here mostly lines up with when I've seen reports of other sites having this issue starting, and I suspect that the problem is trickling in because of people happening to hit a fourth login that logs them out everywhere else, and then proceeding to be limited to one login at a time after that.
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      D1Pcast Episode 26: The Retro Show   04/19/2017

      It's time to have that talk with your kids. No not THAT talk, the talk about retro games and how much better things were back in our days! We have @Reputator join us and talk a bit about the Scorpio and some retro PC cards. [email protected] us about console retro gaming and how he just got his Super Mario USA. While @Jason tells us about the day his parents threw out all his retro consoles. A sad day for any gamer. So listen and give us your feed back about your retro gaming experience!    
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do you ever bust a nut all over your lower abdomen

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Keep it on your fingers as they form a ring around your shaft, walk to toilet, spiderman that shit into the depths. Flush. No chance of scoopage and crazy lady baby in the future.

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Keep it on your fingers as they form a ring around your shaft, walk to toilet, spiderman that shit into the depths. Flush. No chance of scoopage and crazy lady baby in the future.

I need to get better about disposing of my semen.

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The fuck? Did you go to Penn State or Syracuse?

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I actually have a slightly deformed penis, a genetic thing that like 1 out of 1400 guys has. The result of which is that i get absolutely no distance, i just sit down on a towel and it sorta runs down to the towel, very easy cleanup.

So no, I never have.

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I actually have a slightly deformed penis, a genetic thing that like 1 out of 1400 guys has. The result of which is that i get absolutely no distance, i just sit down on a towel and it sorta runs down to the towel, very easy cleanup.

So no, I never have.

The ladies must love getting "dripped" on like a leaky faucet :P

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The ladies must love getting "dripped" on like a leaky faucet :P

They seem to enjoy it regardless. It does suck though, not only can I do multiples in quick order but i can blow some monsters and hosing a girl down is one of my favorite things to do but i sorta gotta let gravity do most of the work and i think that takes some of the hotness factor out of it. Long as the head is touching my point of aim, you can hardly notice the difference.

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Is your peehole on the bottom of the head? I've seen that in porn occasionally, and apparently it's not that uncommon.

Sortof but not really. It's kindof hard to explain. I probably have the same thing those guys do though from what i hear it's pretty damn uncommon. The condition can definitely vary based on severity and i have a very pronounced case but not bad enough that it's a problem and it didn't require surgery, and it's symmetrical so i'm lucky. I've never hooked up with a girl that's seen it before and statistically it's pretty uncommon but not at all rare i'm told. I used to get std tested a LOT and the person examining me mentioned it quite many times, something along the line of "Oh wow, never seen this irl before.". I also get a lot of comments about it on xtube, it's apparently a fetish in the gay community and i got the desireable traits of it.

I'd say what it is but you know how it is googling ANY condition you will only find the worst case scenarios and for some reason it would bug me to have anybody that did think i have some mangled gnarled post op wreck of a cock :P

Some love it, some find it a little strange, oddly some don't even notice the first time they get up close and personal with it..

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