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#351 AlmostAutumn

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 10:35 AM

Urban Dictionary:
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Polish, or being polish. Also, poeple with very big dicks.

#352 jacoby

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 03:39 PM

mines pretty big
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Posted 21 May 2012 - 03:43 PM

...bout yay long.
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Posted 21 May 2012 - 03:50 PM

Big enought to never get a complaint but large enough to always get a compliment.
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Posted 21 May 2012 - 03:53 PM

View PostJVC920, on 21 May 2012 - 03:50 PM, said:

Big enought to never get a complaint but large enough to always get a compliment.


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When is a Republican Keynesian? When they are president and the US is in a recession. Any other time it is "socialism" and "debt" to put people back to work.

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 04:11 PM

I'm going to assume I've posted in this thread already. I'm arrogant enough to have.

UPDATE: Yep, first page.

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 04:13 PM

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 04:15 PM

Big enough. Probably average. Women enjoy it :shrug:
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Posted 21 May 2012 - 04:15 PM

bigger than a bread box
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Posted 21 May 2012 - 04:16 PM

View PostGiger, on 21 May 2012 - 04:15 PM, said:

bigger than a bread box
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Posted 21 May 2012 - 04:33 PM

I'm really overweight, so I never get much play from women (or gay men) because they already know what it is.

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 04:42 PM

Pretty small about average a little below average lol

Mine is like 5 exactly I guess
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Posted 21 May 2012 - 04:47 PM

Bumped again...I'm reasonably confident that this thread will never die...
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Posted 21 May 2012 - 05:00 PM

View PostAlmostAutumn, on 23 February 2012 - 10:35 AM, said:

Urban Dictionary:
1. Polish
Polish, or being polish. Also, poeple with very big dicks.
I have now hooked up with 4 Polish guys and 3 of them had pretty big dicks but the last he last one I hooked up with broke the streak and had a tiny pencil dick. I was so excited too when he told me he was German/Polish cause all the German guys I've hooked up with had big ones too. :frustrated:
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#365 gfxtwin

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 06:35 PM

If anyone wants to see one of the smallest penises imaginable (not even hyperbole) let me know (ladies and guys).

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 06:39 PM

View Postgfxtwin, on 22 May 2012 - 06:35 PM, said:

If anyone wants to see one of the smallest penises imaginable (not even hyperbole) let me know (ladies and guys).

Morbid curiosity will compel everyone to say...yes.

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#367 gfxtwin

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 06:49 PM

Oh well.  I don't upload nekkid pics on the web.

#368 Marcelus

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 07:00 PM

Oh look, its my thread
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#369 Marcelus

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 11:39 PM

:daydream:
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Posted 14 September 2013 - 12:37 AM

told you I got a 10/10

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What's not to understand that the house is worth much .more than what its worth.

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 11:43 AM

View PostLancelot, on 21 May 2012 - 04:47 PM, said:

Bumped again...I'm reasonably confident that this thread will never die...

Prediction still holding true...
I am seated in an office, surrounded by heads and bodies.  My posture is consciously congruent to the shape of my hard chair.  This is a cold room in University Administration, wood-walled, Remington-hung, double-windowed against the November heat, insulated from Administrative sounds by the reception area outside, at which Uncle Charles, Mr. deLint, and I were lately received.  I am in here.

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#372 Boyle5150

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 11:56 AM

It dies down after a while but then someone comes along gives it a bump and it pops right back up.
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Posted 14 September 2013 - 12:01 PM

View PostBoyle5150, on 14 September 2013 - 11:56 AM, said:

It dies down after a while but then someone comes along gives it a bump and it pops right back up.

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#374 Puggles

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 12:05 PM

Everyone always tells me it's huge but it looks pretty normal to me.  I think i watch too much porn with giant dicks. :P

#375 Lancelot

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 12:05 PM

That apparently has a tendency to skew results, if reports are accurate...although I have no personal experience with the problem...
I am seated in an office, surrounded by heads and bodies.  My posture is consciously congruent to the shape of my hard chair.  This is a cold room in University Administration, wood-walled, Remington-hung, double-windowed against the November heat, insulated from Administrative sounds by the reception area outside, at which Uncle Charles, Mr. deLint, and I were lately received.  I am in here.

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#376 Boyle5150

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 12:07 PM

View PostPuggles, on 14 September 2013 - 12:05 PM, said:

Everyone always tells me it's huge but it looks pretty normal to me.  I think i watch too much porn with giant dicks. :P
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#377 Marcelus

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 12:08 PM

I lied in this thread
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#378 Lancelot

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 12:10 PM

And are you proud of yourself?
I am seated in an office, surrounded by heads and bodies.  My posture is consciously congruent to the shape of my hard chair.  This is a cold room in University Administration, wood-walled, Remington-hung, double-windowed against the November heat, insulated from Administrative sounds by the reception area outside, at which Uncle Charles, Mr. deLint, and I were lately received.  I am in here.

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#379 Marcelus

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 12:19 PM

Very
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Posted 14 September 2013 - 12:21 PM

View PostNeoJoe, on 21 May 2012 - 05:00 PM, said:

I have now hooked up with 4 Polish guys and 3 of them had pretty big dicks but the last he last one I hooked up with broke the streak and had a tiny pencil dick. I was so excited too when he told me he was German/Polish cause all the German guys I've hooked up with had big ones too. :frustrated:
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Posted 14 September 2013 - 12:23 PM

View PostJussiHikka, on 14 September 2013 - 12:21 PM, said:

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I think "I'm sorry" would be more appropriate!
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#382 JussiHikka

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 12:25 PM

View PostBoyle5150, on 14 September 2013 - 12:23 PM, said:

I think "I'm sorry" would be more appropriate!
I've never had to apologize for my size before. :mthinking:

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#383 Kyio

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 12:58 PM

View PostJussiHikka, on 14 September 2013 - 12:25 PM, said:

I've never had to apologize for my size before. :mthinking:

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