nublood Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 The Elder Scrolls 6 All But Confirmed to Be an Xbox Exclusive - IGN WWW.IGN.COM Head of Xbox Phil Spencer has all but confirmed that The Elder Scrolls VI will be an Xbox console exclusive. Welp. I wasn't planning on getting an Xbox but... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 10 minutes ago, nublood said: The Elder Scrolls 6 All But Confirmed to Be an Xbox Exclusive - IGN WWW.IGN.COM Head of Xbox Phil Spencer has all but confirmed that The Elder Scrolls VI will be an Xbox console exclusive. Welp. I wasn't planning on getting an Xbox but... That's what happens when you shell out $7.5 billion for an acquisition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Vic20 Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 Steps up to microphone, clears throat, drinks glass of water : Aaaaaadddooooyyyyyyyyy!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xbob42 Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 That's fine, the PC version of Skyrim was pretty much the only version worth playing anyway (because mods) and that's not going anywhere. Unless they radically overhaul their absolutely abysmal gameplay, modders will continue to be the only ones that make these games enjoyable for me. Seriously, go boot up Skyrim, set it to Legendary, and just swing a sword at an enemy. It feels so bad. Nothing about it is even remotely satisfying. And "That's not the point of the games!" would be an acceptable counter if they weren't packed to the brim with awful combat. I think I'd be more interested if they nixed combat almost entirely and made you engage with enemy humanoids with dialogue, which is far more enjoyable (if a bit bland) in these games. Disco Elysium managed that just fine and was ten times the game for it. ...not that I think anyone at Bethesda has the chops to make their writing even 1/10th as entertaining as a single line of dialogue from Disco Elysium, but still. SOMETHING besides just swinging a noodle at an enemy who barely even flinches to do chip damage, or the ever exciting stealth archer build which is basically a cheat code so the game becomes somewhat playable since you just one-shot everything so you get to skip the combat entirely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 Yea and it's releasing in 2026 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispy4000 Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 28 minutes ago, nublood said: Welp. I wasn't planning on getting an Xbox but... There's always PC and/or the Deck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 Just copy and paste Dragon's Dogma combat into the game and we good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stepee Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 50 minutes ago, crispy4000 said: There's always PC and/or the Deck. Or cloud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 Will it be on PC? I'm kind of confused about how xbox exclusives work now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 1 minute ago, Rev said: Will it be on PC? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissar SFLUFAN Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 Just now, Rev said: Will it be on PC? I'm kind of confused about how xbox exclusives work now. Yes, it will be on PC. All MS Studios games will be on Xbox and PC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperclyp Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 Honestly does kind of suck that a big title like this is going to my siphoned off a platform that could run it. I have a PC so I’m fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rev Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 Yeah this is good news for me since I only want to play it on PC. Maybe this time I'll somehow manage to abstain from buying it on a dozen fucking platforms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 If I don't own an XSX by 2026 I'm offing myself. Not joking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nublood Posted November 16, 2021 Author Share Posted November 16, 2021 5 hours ago, best3444 said: If I don't own an XSX by 2026 I'm offing myself. Not joking. Bruh 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbsolutSurgen Posted February 15, 2023 Share Posted February 15, 2023 Hear AI Todd Howard declare The Elder Scrolls 6 will let players have sex with NPCs | PC Gamer T.CO Happy Valentine's Day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
best3444 Posted February 15, 2023 Share Posted February 15, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted February 15, 2023 Share Posted February 15, 2023 Skyrim NPCs are butt ugly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPCyric Posted February 15, 2023 Share Posted February 15, 2023 On 11/15/2021 at 1:44 PM, best3444 said: Yea and it's releasing in 2026 I see you are an optimist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzzzle Posted February 15, 2023 Share Posted February 15, 2023 5 hours ago, Bacon said: Skyrim NPCs are butt ugly You say that until you have your game jam-packed with scantily-clad big tiddy anime waifus with jiggle physics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted February 15, 2023 Share Posted February 15, 2023 7 hours ago, AbsolutSurgen said: Hear AI Todd Howard declare The Elder Scrolls 6 will let players have sex with NPCs | PC Gamer T.CO Happy Valentine's Day. 1 hour ago, Fizzzzle said: You say that until you have your game jam-packed with scantily-clad big tiddy anime waifus with jiggle physics. Flashback: How The Witcher's Collectible Sex Cards Turned Romance Into "Gotta Catch 'Em All" WWW.TIMEEXTENSION.COM "The game kind of forces you to become a mindless sex addict" - Revisiting CD Projekt Red's 2007 PC game The Witcher today... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbsolutSurgen Posted February 15, 2023 Share Posted February 15, 2023 I believe I called The Witcher a "fucking tour of Eastern Europe" and got lots of negative reactions here. That part of the game was truly gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted February 15, 2023 Share Posted February 15, 2023 Just now, AbsolutSurgen said: That part of the game was truly gross. No. It's the best part. I collected all the cards except for 1 I think because it was it was an either or situation. Shame it was only in the first game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbsolutSurgen Posted February 15, 2023 Share Posted February 15, 2023 Clearly all games should have their female NPCs look like 20-something porn stars, and give you the ability to have sex with them every 20-30 minutes. And the best way to manage that sex is by requiring you to choose 2-3 prompts in a dialog tree (or by selecting an item in your inventory). And by sex, I actually mean displaying a poorly drawn card of the NPC half nude on the screen. The only thing better would if it also sometimes gave you the option to have sex with 5 vampires at the same time! That would be story telling at its best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyHell Posted February 15, 2023 Share Posted February 15, 2023 On 11/15/2021 at 2:44 PM, best3444 said: Yea and it's releasing in 2026 Lol maybe 2028-2030. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyHell Posted February 15, 2023 Share Posted February 15, 2023 13 hours ago, AbsolutSurgen said: Hear AI Todd Howard declare The Elder Scrolls 6 will let players have sex with NPCs | PC Gamer T.CO Happy Valentine's Day. I wonder how long before deepfakes become illegal? Maybe when we get a viral video of DeSantis mounting Trump with Pelosi under him………? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbsolutSurgen Posted February 15, 2023 Share Posted February 15, 2023 1 minute ago, BloodyHell said: I wonder how long before deepfakes become illegal? Maybe when we get a viral video of DeSantis mounting Trump with Pelosi under him………? Even if they are made illegal, it won't stop them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyHell Posted February 15, 2023 Share Posted February 15, 2023 Just now, AbsolutSurgen said: Even if they are made illegal, it won't stop them. Oh, I know, but I still fully expect it to happen when some politician gets truly humiliated. Lindsay Graham bukake or some shit. And in that case, nobody will be able to prove its fake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted February 15, 2023 Share Posted February 15, 2023 13 minutes ago, AbsolutSurgen said: Clearly all games should have their female NPCs look like 20-something porn stars Nah. The regular pornstar chic ain't my style. 13 minutes ago, AbsolutSurgen said: and give you the ability to have sex with them every 20-30 minutes Nah. Sex should obviously part of the game's reward system. While I understand sex shouldn't be treated as a reward it just works best that way in video games. It is the same reason why crafting is lame and weapon drops are much better. 13 minutes ago, AbsolutSurgen said: And by sex, I actually mean displaying a poorly drawn card of the NPC half nude on the screen Nah. We need some top tier animations. You should see the shit people make with Blender. 13 minutes ago, AbsolutSurgen said: The only thing better would if it also sometimes gave you the option to have sex with 5 vampires at the same time! Yea sounds good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kal-El814 Posted February 15, 2023 Share Posted February 15, 2023 13 hours ago, AbsolutSurgen said: Hear AI Todd Howard declare The Elder Scrolls 6 will let players have sex with NPCs | PC Gamer T.CO Happy Valentine's Day. Someone turned on the Howard signal??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentbob Posted February 15, 2023 Share Posted February 15, 2023 6 hours ago, AbsolutSurgen said: I believe I called The Witcher a "fucking tour of Eastern Europe" and got lots of negative reactions here. That part of the game was truly gross. This just made me think of Meatballs. Skip to the 1:25 mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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