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IGN: Elder Scrolls 6 "all but confirmed" to be exclusive to Xbox


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10 minutes ago, nublood said:
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Head of Xbox Phil Spencer has all but confirmed that The Elder Scrolls VI will be an Xbox console exclusive.

 

Welp. I wasn't planning on getting an Xbox but...

 

That's what happens when you shell out $7.5 billion for an acquisition :p

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That's fine, the PC version of Skyrim was pretty much the only version worth playing anyway (because mods) and that's not going anywhere. Unless they radically overhaul their absolutely abysmal gameplay, modders will continue to be the only ones that make these games enjoyable for me.


Seriously, go boot up Skyrim, set it to Legendary, and just swing a sword at an enemy. It feels so bad. Nothing about it is even remotely satisfying. And "That's not the point of the games!" would be an acceptable counter if they weren't packed to the brim with awful combat. I think I'd be more interested if they nixed combat almost entirely and made you engage with enemy humanoids with dialogue, which is far more enjoyable (if a bit bland) in these games. Disco Elysium managed that just fine and was ten times the game for it.

 

...not that I think anyone at Bethesda has the chops to make their writing even 1/10th as entertaining as a single line of dialogue from Disco Elysium, but still. SOMETHING besides just swinging a noodle at an enemy who barely even flinches to do chip damage, or the ever exciting stealth archer build which is basically a cheat code so the game becomes somewhat playable since you just one-shot everything so you get to skip the combat entirely.

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7 hours ago, AbsolutSurgen said:

 

1 hour ago, Fizzzzle said:

You say that until you have your game jam-packed with scantily-clad big tiddy anime waifus with jiggle physics.

 

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"The game kind of forces you to become a mindless sex addict" - Revisiting CD Projekt Red's 2007 PC game The Witcher today...

 

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Clearly all games should have their female NPCs look like 20-something porn stars, and give you the ability to have sex with them every 20-30 minutes.  And the best way to manage that sex is by requiring you to choose 2-3 prompts in a dialog tree (or by selecting an item in your inventory).  And by sex, I actually mean displaying a poorly drawn card of the NPC half nude on the screen.  The only thing better would if it also sometimes gave you the option to have sex with 5 vampires at the same time!

That would be story telling at its best.

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13 minutes ago, AbsolutSurgen said:

Clearly all games should have their female NPCs look like 20-something porn stars

Nah. The regular pornstar chic ain't my style.

13 minutes ago, AbsolutSurgen said:

and give you the ability to have sex with them every 20-30 minutes

Nah. Sex should obviously part of the game's reward system. While I understand sex shouldn't be treated as a reward it just works best that way in video games. It is the same reason why crafting is lame and weapon drops are much better.

13 minutes ago, AbsolutSurgen said:

And by sex, I actually mean displaying a poorly drawn card of the NPC half nude on the screen

Nah. We need some top tier animations. You should see the shit people make with Blender.

13 minutes ago, AbsolutSurgen said:

The only thing better would if it also sometimes gave you the option to have sex with 5 vampires at the same time!

Yea sounds good :thumbup:

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