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Elon Musk's father, who is in his late 70s was just in the news for impregnating his own stepdaughter who is like 40 years younger than he is. And you know, his step daughter.

 

Good family.

 

 

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“The only thing we are on Earth for is to reproduce,” Errol Musk told The Sun.

 

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5 hours ago, Commissar SFLUFAN said:

 

She's insinuating that Ivana was "offed".

 

5 hours ago, GeneticBlueprint said:

 

Oh. Because of the stairs. 

 

4 hours ago, mclumber1 said:

 

Old people don't fall down the stairs.  It just doesn't happen.

 

Trump is a mobster though and it's a basic mobster tactic.

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Donald isn't gonna die until at least 2028 since he wrote this in 2013.

 

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4 hours ago, Anathema- said:

I don't see even trump murdering Ivana to delay a deposition by a few weeks. To begin with, nobody in their circle is creative enough to dream it up. They're thugs, not Machiavellis.


Wasn’t that the stuff Michael Cohen used to be for? “Hey Mike, send Stormy a message.”

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6 hours ago, best3444 said:

lol, something is a bit shady here. This was no accident. 

Nah, it was most probably exactly that, an accident.

 

Like seriously, theres nothing shady about old people falling down stairs, or breaking their necks in showers, or slipping on ice in the kitchen. Its incredibly common. This case just happened to be someone "famous".

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1 hour ago, BloodyHell said:

Nah, it was most probably exactly that, an accident.

 

Like seriously, theres nothing shady about old people falling down stairs, or breaking their necks in showers, or slipping on ice in the kitchen. Its incredibly common. This case just happened to be someone "famous".

A good portion of my shifts are spent making sure old people don’t fall just by getting out of the bed. 

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17 hours ago, BloodyHell said:

Nah, it was most probably exactly that, an accident.

 

Like seriously, theres nothing shady about old people falling down stairs, or breaking their necks in showers, or slipping on ice in the kitchen. Its incredibly common. This case just happened to be someone "famous".

 

Very true. My dad who is 82 fell in the shower last year and completely fucked his right shoulder. He was lucky that's all that happened. 

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