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Fortnite emergency maintenance downtime led to a big spike in Pornhub searches, Pornhub asked Epic to "hurry" their fixes.

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4 hours ago, ManUtdRedDevils said:

What a life. Can’t play your favorite game?  No biggie. Just jerk off until you can. 

Wait are we all pretending we've never jerked it when plan A was a bust before?

 

Because I ain't playin' that game. If my food's 10 minutes late at a restaurant, I'm crankin' one out at the dinner table. You gotta fill that time however you can.

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9 minutes ago, GigersALIEN said:

I knew only cheapo perverts played Fortnite.

Wait, are they cheapo perverts because they play Fortnite, or because they go to porn sites instead of... uhh, subscribing to porn sites/buying porn DVDs out of a dude's trunk in a parking lot/paying for a hooker/paying for a girlfriend?

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10 hours ago, Xbob42 said:

Wait, are they cheapo perverts because they play Fortnite, or because they go to porn sites instead of... uhh, subscribing to porn sites/buying porn DVDs out of a dude's trunk in a parking lot/paying for a hooker/paying for a girlfriend?

Yes.

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14 hours ago, Moa said:

I'm surprised so many people aren't running two monitors for multitasking in the year 2018.

They can't even afford PUBG, you think they can buy a second monitor? Also most Fortnite players are on console, I think. They probably hit the home button, then slowly went over to the shitty browser, then slowly typed in pornhub.com with the on-screen keyboard, and fumbled around with the hilariously huge site. And then figured out that their PS4 wouldn't play the porn videos, so they had to clear their history so their mom wouldn't see, take out their phone, and go to pornhub on that.

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