Oh, you fool, you. Do you never visit the “Official Funny/Interesting Pics & Videos Thread”? I pretty much only post absurd things. But this was just stupid with barely anything in there even deserving the term “joke” and no redeeming qualities. But hey, maybe that’s what you and Lucian are into, a kind of anti-anti humor. Shit so dumb and unfunny that, provided you have a twisted enough sense of humor, you might just manage to get some perverted form of enjoyment out of it
Yeah! Wait ... It wasn’t funny, it was retarded. Why would they order 35 wax figures of anyone, let alone Jared? I bet you’re the kind of person who also chuckles at 9gag reposts. Anyway, to get back on topic: Elite cops' hazing ritual: eat ice cream off thighs. So apparently new recruits of the SEK (think German SWAT) were forced to eat ice cream mixed with gross stuff off another officer’s thighs. Apparently the ones responsible are also in quite a bit of trouble now that this became public.
Yeah, @Phaseknox, define “critically panned”. Metacritic score of below 50%? Or even ones with average scores in the 60s? Anyway, I think Faerie Solitaire fits the bill in either case. Maybe Commandos 3, too. Also, there’s Far Cry 2 which the critics gave a thumbs up but which the filthy masses bitched about.