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A tragedy in 5 acts.

We should start a gofundme

I know it's terrible and social media was a mistake but sometimes it delivers.

This would make sense to me given where the FFVII Remake ended up.

Tucker Carlson gonna nut just thinking about how potent Walker is.

Not with that attitude.

Paul is dead.

The only way Montana is going blue is if it is underwater, so I'd probably just enjoy my vacation too if I was him.

OLO

I'll post it every time someone posts this pic. I'll fucking do it.

Vince being a piece of shit?

Yeah, this is kind of where I'm at. I think structurally this show is actually bad? But it passes every vibe check so I end up enjoying it in spite of itself. It's not the Star Wars of it all; I don't care about Leia under a trench coat (you cannot convince me that's any "stupider" than Han's hallway Stormtrooper charge from ANH) or people living through lightsaber gut shots (I kind of hope Obi-Wan gets stabbed by THREE lightsabers in the finale), or Bail Organa having spent years of his life resisting what would become the Empire just leaving details about Luke Skywalker on main for anyone to find... I just don't know that the show has a compelling reason to even exist. Say what you will about The Book of Boba Fest but until that show my guy was canonically dead and he's got nowhere that he needs to be; It can kind of skate on that. Rogue One has a stupid and pointless reason to exist, but a least it has something. This? I just don't know. We know where all the previously established characters are going to end up. And that's fine, I don't mind a prequel. But we haven't learned anything about Obi-Wan we didn't already know. Similar to Han in Solo, by the time we meet Leia here she's already strong, smart, sassy, and competent, so I don't know that this works as a Leia origin story. Or perhaps more succinctly... I dunno if I'd go quite that far. But this, moreso than BoBF I'd say, feels like its reason to exist is because "it'd be cool to have Hayden and Ewan on screen together again," way more than anything else in the canon.

I was just thinking my bank account was too heavy. Funny timing.

Qui-Gon looks like more and more of a chump as people keep getting gut sabered and living.

Man this show has style.

Themselves.

This show keeps making less sense lul

They’re gonna look so fucking ripped tho

I mean. Single point of ingress, sure. Bulletproof blankets, right. Fucking get out of here with that bullshit.

Shaming people for engaging in sex work or having abortions is always bad. The hypocrisy is irrelevant, no republicans care about it anyway. Focus more on, you know, the notion that the GOP writ large is working on purging trans people from seeking medical care and eventually this mortal coil.

Woof. I still see coinbase, crypto.com, and cash app ads jocking crypto on every feed. Shit is fucked.

I'm looking for to the Ellie / Clicker Benny Hill routine in glorious 4K

Today we are all Bolivian.

Elon is so fucking brittle, it's pathetic. Again, dunking on this man is so easy.

Wild to think that The Flash movie got announced the same year that The Flash TV show started airing.