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      I've decided to extend our charity campaign for The Life You Can Save organizations for the entirety of 2017 so feel free to contribute at any time!  Periodically through the year, I'll have game giveaways for those who have donated to the campaign as a "thank you" for supporting this worthy endeavor!

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      On this episode we talk about the latest news that has...Ryzen from the tech world. Microsoft announces games as a service, @NextGen helps us talk about AMD and their new CPU and somewhere in here we have @Lucian04 talking to us about the salt mining business. We try to keep out Nintendo talk to a minimum but don't worry, we got lots of Nintendo talk on the next podcast! So join us as we have lots of stuffs to talk about in the latest edition of the D1Pcast!  Join us in this thread to discuss the show!   http://www.dayonepatch.com/index.php?/topic/141114-d1pcast-episode-24-stuff-has-ryzenft-nextgen-lucian04/  


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  1. 24 points
    Its like a bottle of bourbon asked the fairy godmother to make him into a real boy.
  2. 20 points
    I'd like to celebrate me finally reaching 1,000 posts by giving back to the people here due to this community's awesome reputation for being close knit, helpful and giving. I don't post often but have been coming here for years and was a part of IGN prior to that. I have interacted with many of you and have been fortunate enough to receive a lot of great advice both in relationship to gaming and my personal life. With that said, I want to gift a steam game up to $60 to someone that closest matches my number from 1-100, min 500 posts. (If you can gift games for ps4 / xbox one, this can be moved to the General Gaming board.) I will let this run until I get out of work on Wednesday. Good luck, and thanks for being a great board to read and post on!
  3. 19 points
    And at no point have you actually made anything regarding a cogent point. But please, do continue to congratulate yourself with your "profound" drive by shit-posting. There's been plenty of "butthurt" around the CEB from the election, but none of it ITT. The only "butthurt" shown here is in Trump's hypocritical and (as per his norm) nonsensical reaction to what happened. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  4. 19 points
    I'll give away a couple of copies of Civilization VI today, so post in this thread before midnight Eastern tonight to be eligible.
  5. 18 points
  6. 18 points
    Let's face it: Thanksgiving is a bloody stupid holiday. I mean, a day devoted to "giving thanks" - whatever the hell that's supposed to mean! Anyway, if we're going to endure this farce, we might as well make the best of it, so I'll be giving away a game a day between now and Sunday evening - all you have to do is post in this thread. Now THAT is something that all you D1Pshits should be thankful for, not because of a bunch of religious zealots decided to refuse to obey their Sovereign Monarch and the Mother Church of England!
  7. 17 points
    It's nice that they finally published a book that Republicans have the capacity to read all the way through.
  8. 16 points
  9. 16 points
    You know what? I have been FAR too lenient with you, but now you've given me enough rope to (metaphorically) hang you with. You are no longer welcome in this community. I would wish you a pleasant life, but I really don't mean it at all.
  10. 16 points
    I have NEVER, EVER spoken about a woman in those terms. EVER. Not even to my best friends who also would NEVER say such things. Are you going to question my masculinity because of that? Go fuck yourself, you revolting sack of shit. I'm seriously considering whether I even want to you remain part of this community.
  11. 16 points
    Awww, that's sweet. Two young, lost souls trying to fight back their desires of forbidden love at the workplace. It truly does warn my heart. The romantic in me would love to see the two of you find happiness and hopes it will work out. However, the Human Resource administrator in me will fire you both, on the spot and without pause, if it does. Page 4, Section B of the employee handbook specifically states that inter-office relations are strictly forbidden. Furthermore, Hebrews 13:4 of the Bible, specifically states that marriage should be held in honor among all, and that the marriage bed should be undefiled, for God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous. To summarize, you will be fired and burn in Hell if the two of you decide to try and write this tragically beautiful love story. So unless you want to spend your time thawing out meat patties and fishing dead rats out of the deep fryers at the local Fast Burger and then spending the afterlife in a state of eternal damnation, I suggest you keep it in your pants, cowboy. We're also changing our policy on 'nerdy' shirt Fridays. Starting this week, wearing 'nerdy' shirts on Fridays is strictly forbidden and cause for immediate suspension. The copier is low on toner, so I am currently unable to print out and copy new employee handbooks that reflect this change. So, for the remainder of the day, I will be visiting each cubicle and will manually write this new policy in each of your handbooks. Thank You, Shannon from HR
  12. 15 points
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  14. 14 points
    Almost as good of a troll job as the time Kansas elected a Republican legislature and a Republican governor and their Republican policies bankrupted the state, closed down schools, and chased jobs away from Kansas. Haha! Those wacky trolls.
  15. 14 points
    He committed perjury. Fuck him. Fuck Flynn. Fuck Carter Paige. Fuck Steve Bannon. Fuck Steven Cohen--who isn't even in the administration, but fuck him nevertheless. Fuck Paul Manafort. Fuck James Comey. And fuck Agent Orange who brought the entire shit team together.
  16. 14 points
    My hand is hovering over the button erasing your existence from MY forum permanently. Tread lightly. Or not. I really don't care.
  17. 14 points
  18. 14 points
    This thread is going to go down terribly in history.
  19. 14 points
    He's just never been over a black man's house before is all
  20. 14 points
  21. 14 points
    As D1P's leading expert on all things apartheid-related, I have decided to declare this upcoming weekend to the official "D1P Mechanical Apartheid" weekend to honor the release of Deus Ex: Mankind Divided and of course, we will celebrate by giving away a few copies of Deus Ex: Mankind Divided for the system of your choice. As always, just post in this thread until 2359 Eastern time on Sunday to be eligible. I do ask that if you have been a beneficiary of a giveaway in the last few months that you recuse yourself from the contest to give others a chance. We asked for this.
  22. 13 points
    Let's just all take a moment to appreciate a foreign national lecturing an American attorney on Constitutional law.
  23. 13 points
    Must be horrible to live in a place where people with pre existing conditions get covered and dont get screwed over by chance disease. I mean, thatd be some moral hellscape that I cant imagine. Some sort of cold arctic tundra, or some desert that ingenuity brought to life by working together for a common good they were able to make the land worth fighting for. Eww.
  24. 13 points
    buzzfeed for 10 reasons, you won't believe number 7!
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  28. 13 points
    Too good not to share.
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  31. 13 points
    You know the drill the ladies, pick a number between 1-100 , you gotta be a regular some where on the boards and it has to be in by 5pm central time Saturday. Take your pick Steam,XBLA, PSN, and what ever the 2 cans and a string Nintendo tries to pass off as a network.
  32. 13 points
    Non-significant area of NYC, no one killed. I think someone just tried to throw away their Galaxy Note 7.
  33. 13 points
    Game has to be $60 or under; I don't have Steam, so it will be purchased through Amazon (digital or physical). Winner will be picked from random, entries accepted until Monday at 11:59 pm. GO
  34. 13 points
  35. 12 points
    A week or so ago, @legend and @Boyle5150 bought me a game when I was broke so I could play with them. I've gotten my tax return so I'm paying that forward. Up to $60.00 plus tax, 2 games max. Must be able to add me (irreverent79) on Steam. Just say something in the thread to enter. I'll pick a winner randomly later. Anyone can enter as long as you have over 500 posts. I'll pick a winner tomorrow at around 5pm pacific.
  36. 12 points
    Chris Christie being miserable is one of the few good things to come out of all this
  37. 12 points
    Conservatives are so wrapped up in doublethink it's just plain funny. In 2013, the conservative press was raging about Obama's "war on leaks", and publishing editorials like this. Now the same publications are spouting the line DVD is pushing here, and raging about the "dangers of leaking to the press", in articles like this. In case you think it's limited to the New York Post, here's Michael Barone of the National Review stridently criticizing Obama's crackdown on leaks in 2013. Of course, now the NR is singing the opposite tune. Here's The Washington Free Beacon complaining that Obama's crackdown on leaks is "chilling journalism" in 2013. Now the Beacon hysterically decries the Flynn leaks as part of a 'vicious campaign', and shows no concern for Trump's retaliation against the whistleblowers as "chilling journalism". Or the Daily Caller lamenting that Obama's prosecution of whistleblowers was overzealous in 2016, only to reverse their position months later, and argue that these leaks are a "plot to weaken America"! So color me unconvinced by the hypocritical sanctimony of the right-wing as it rages against the dangers of leaks to the press and watches its current avatar hang himself with his own rope.
  38. 12 points
    To be fair, this is pretty benign for things that have happened to politicians at theaters.
  39. 12 points
  40. 12 points
    Seriously....fuck you. Go away. Foul leper.
  41. 12 points
    I enlisted to serve an ideal, Trump is the death of that ideal. I've doubted much in my life, never my nation or my service. The Corps was never about the Corps, but about serving something greater than myself. This isn't about my party losing, you think I wanted Hillary. I would've gladly taken Bush, again, over either of them. This is about this nation electing a man who advocates treason to support his political agenda. Throwing his political rivals in prison. Suing people for exercising free speech. Everything we are supposed to be against ffs. His racism and misogny wtf ever, it's not that dangerous or anti-american. This nation choose a populist-strong-man who advocates positions contrary to the ideals of our republic. My nation wasn't a border or a flag.
  42. 12 points
  43. 12 points
    I guess him being banned is just a mod agreeing with him in their own way! Not everyone needs posting access.
  44. 12 points
    To celebrate the release of DOOM on this Friday the 13th, I'll be giving away a couple of copies of the game for the system of your choice. All ya gotta do is post in this thread before midnight Eastern time tonight to be eligible. Merry DOOMsday and Hail Satan!
  45. 12 points
    Let's see: (a) married woman (b) co-worker Want to go for the hat-trick of really bad ideas with this one?
  46. 11 points
    I have been around reading here and there, kind of disappointed with lack of good topics. So I have been super busy since January 1st. As most of you know my 17 year old daughter, almost 18 lives with her dad and spends time with me whenever. January 1st I get frantic call from her dad he doesn't know where our daughter is and it's 1 am. I got a hold of her to find out after work she went to friend's house and ate a pot brownie. I appreciated she was honest and thought she should not gi home until she's not high. Her father was frustrated I wasn't making big deal out of the situation. Then in the morning I got a call she's being kicked out and if I want to take her. I was there in a heartbeat. I find out she's been driving not having driver's license and no insurance. I wouldn't allow it so I got her enrolled into driving school. So between full time job and her school and her job, I was driving everywhere a lot. She's officially staying with us. She passed her DL test and driving and she got her DL less than two weeks ago. In the mean time MY parents contact me that I haven't seen talked to in 7 years! @kittykat My parents miss me and my family and accept my decisions and no longer care I'm out of their religion. Emblazon met them which I thought would never ever happen. The day we went to see them last Saturday, they gave us $5,000 towards my daughter's car!! That's huge since all we had was $500 for down. Huge relief and help. So my daughter as of last Saturday has a nice car, a used Acura. This past week has been amazing not to have to drive places other than job and groceries. So our little family now is four of us with my parents being part of my life. Couple people here reached out to see if I'm still alive. But yeah that's what's been going on. My life is actually in a very good place and I cannot believe things are in place. My spine issues are still there but not as bad as last 12 months. What's everyone else been up to??
  47. 11 points
    I hate to break it to you, but you forgot to put a coherent argument in your post...
  48. 11 points
    No, they should be mandatory because you exist.
  49. 11 points
    Biggie gifted me a PSN card at the expense of some damn Canadians. I hate free stuff, but love generosity, and Biggie. So, pick a number between 1-1000, you read that right. Winner gets a $75 XBL or PSN code, your choice. I'll pick based on, reasons. (ok, closest number to random number generated) Winner to be named...tomorrow at 4PST/7EST
  50. 11 points
    The War of Bathroom Transgression, perhaps?