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    So now that the entire Dem narrative about Trump/Comey/Russia has collapsed, what will the next manufactured scandal be?
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    Yo Mikeee, I know the thread says Russia Hack but it's not referring to you bro.
  5. 11 points
    I remembered the pile of work I had on my desk back at the Hoover Building, the endless stream of memos and reports from field agents. The things that are the very life blood of a complex organization. But in that moment, I was nearly swept away by his orange-tinged presence that beckoned to me like beacon in the night. I had to mentally grab hold of myself, summoning those deep reserves of strength to resist the magnetic pull. Because I knew what he wanted more than anything else in this world, more than Russian hooker golden showers, more than well-done steaks with ketchup, more than his slightly mentally-challenged looking daughter. I knew what he wanted...and I would deny him that desire. I, James Comey, refused to be moved on like a bitch.
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    CNN published a story that probably didn't check out. CNN sees that the story doesn't check out, retracts said story and offers a public apology. DVD confirms his biases. More fake news at 11!
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    The Russians have to be convinced that they're dealing with the dumbest humans on Earth.
  12. 9 points
    And saved hundreds of thousands of people from medical bankruptcy and hardship, as well as potentially many lives? Sure, I will.
  13. 9 points
    Not me. Brexit has been fucking me over.
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    The name of the leaker is... Reality Winner???? Jesus fucking Christ that's so on the nose that someone at Remedy Entertainment must be super pissed that they didn't make a game about a character with that name.
  17. 8 points
    If you cannot grasp the fundamental difference between the contexts in question, then what is there to say? And don't bother replying to me - I'm really not interested in hearing it.
  18. 8 points
    On some level, Comey did something quite unexpected and quite welcome: he managed to restore a small sliver of dignity to the United States.
  19. 8 points
    @b_m_b_m_b_m - see why I should have stuck with my original intention regarding his response? Instead of something substantive, we got a fucking cartoon.
  20. 8 points
  21. 8 points
    You know what? I'm really not interested in hearing whatever garbage he posts and I'm just going to delete it anyway
  22. 8 points
  23. 7 points
    E3 2017 has come and gone and now we are left with this empty feeling as we know we have to wait another 365 days for the next one. We [email protected] CDN and @GuyWhoPostsThingsjoin @SFLUFAN and @Mr.Vic20 and I break down everything that was glorious (and not so glorious) at E3 2017. From EA's snoozefest to Microsoft's XOXO launch exclusivitiness to Devolver Digitals blood bath! So listen on in as we grade each conference and even have an extra special guest way in their thoughts on Ubisoft's conference in this months D1Pcast!
  24. 7 points
    Guys I don't want to live next to Muslims they might blow me up! Now let me get on the freeway with these 60,000 other fucktards who are barely capable of driving and are dominated by road rage! Every day! For the rest of my life! Time for a burger and an energy drink! People are so fucking bad at actual risk assessment. Terrorists aren't going to kill any of you dipshits, your own stupid choices are.
  25. 7 points
    And there we have it, Russia attacks us, somehow it's still the Lefts fault. We're a bigger enemy to them than Russia. Nothing matters.
  26. 7 points
    Marco could not touch her due to the first law of robotics.
  27. 7 points
    That picture should immediately discredit her reputation as a "journalist" for eternity.
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    Just for the record, this thread is why I refuse to waste even a minute of my time engaging HeyYou anymore. While there were a lot of other preceding arguments that convinced me there was little value in engaging him, it was this one that really convinced me there is absolute no value at all. Not only is he not interested in having an intellectually honest argument, he'st not even interested in having an argument in which two people participate. I would describe what he does more as rhetorical masturbation whereby he uses anyone he can trick into engaging with him as a secondary stimulating tool. In closing, while I consider this to be a general, all purpose rule for dealing with HeyYou, if you look at the thread it has the added benefit of actually being specifically about the standard he uses for what is fake news. If someone made a point by mistakenly quoting Trump as saying he could shoot someone in the middle of Times Square, HeyYou would call it fake news because Trump actually said he could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue.
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    Not with Trump's tweets we won't. When they're famous they just let you read them. You can just go online and they let you do it. I can't help myself, I have to read them. I get right online and jump right on his twitter . . . I move on it like a bitch.
  35. 7 points
    Oh, I see that you got the GOP talking points! Glad that it made its way to you!
  36. 7 points
    It's only Wednesday and there is little chance we will have a worse thread than this. Congrats everyone and take the rest of the week off.
  37. 7 points
    Maybe you should've done that when Scott Pruitt was selected to head the EPA, Elon, you grandstanding moron.
  38. 7 points
    I like how Donald Trump is commenting about how disturbing he finds this... Hey, you invited Ted Nugget over for a 4-hour playdate like 3 weeks ago... so SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE, YOU HYPOCRITICAL PEICE OF HUMAN GARBAGE. Take your indignation, roll it up into a ball, and shove it up your butthole. Real hard and real deep. Jam it all the way up there.
  39. 7 points
    And that was the straightest drive Tiger has had in months...
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    If white: Return mentalIllness Else: Return terrorist
  42. 6 points
    Mothetfucker, I earn my chicken dinner by climbing atop a hill of 99 corpses, don't diminish my accomplishment by giving it away for easy guesses.
  43. 6 points
    Perhaps there's something valuable she offers with experience that I'm not seeing, but as someone who has been the House Leader since 2003ish, I think she's done her time. I think her ability to twist arms in 2009 and 2010 proved valuable, but I also think Rare was a great game developer through 2000 and not as good six years later.
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    Its horrible for Hillary. Now we know it was Hillary that colluded with Russia to lose the election.
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    This is one of the stupidest fucking strawmen I've ever seen, have an upvote.
  48. 6 points
    I thought you were a free trade advocate? The Cuba deal was a big win for free trade--it made it only a matter of time before capitalism conquered Castro's totalitarian communist fiefdom. You keep saying you have principles that surpass partisan allegiances, but you consistently fail to stick to them. Hence why in this case advocating for free market principles and criticizing protectionist policies can be sacrificed for the sake of reveling in the schadenfreude you get from watching Obama's legacy burn.
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    Just when you think you've hit peak dvd, he comes out and says that a judge's job isn't to interpret the law.